Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly have fun

Kyouko claimed.

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Nice name. I want either a snake or a bearded dragon.
>what does that mean

Britfag Maki Claim

Just woke up shitty yesterday is all, probably pinched a nerve in my sleep or something. And yeah, I'm a few chapters after Karen the angel gets introduced.

Just kinda sitting around, thinking about what to do.

I always try to kinda type good when drunk
But I'm not only drunk, but also stoned, so I dont know how gramar and shit will work
Also english not first language

still here

Claimed

Snek a cute.

I have a Bearded Dragon too.

My nigger

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I'm alright. Uh, I never finished the drawing, got 3 characters in and just meh'd.
Also
SUPERIOR AUTISM CLAIMED.

Sounds like fun. I should go to bed soon. Have to print out my resume tomorrow
It's German, right? I remember.
You're actually typing really good.

Based Kyouko.

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Nice trips Vinyl.

That boy needs therapy

Tenryuu claimed

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Steve Bescemni is my Waifu and my Husbando

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Ayyyy

Thanks mate
And yeah, gud old Vaterland
Also, sorry if I ever reply to late, I'm parralel chatting with gf right now, kek
Anyways, how ya doing?

First time I got trips in 2 months :')

They will both jave to wait till I get my own place. Working on it now.
>work hours went down due to uni holidays
It is a good song. Been too long since Ive actually listened to it.
>fought CC in the music game
>I won when we swapped to classical with the 1812 overture
>I dont know the win conditions at all
You're in /waifu/, the unofficial get thread.

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kek.

Grat'z

anyway i'ma paint fuckface, see you guys later.

>sorry if I reply too late
You're replying faster than the other anons kek, don't worry about it
I also speak german. I'm from Austria and still mad about the elections mwahaha
Doing fine actually
Oh, see ya m8

Home from work at last, who all is here now and what are you up to?

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?

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It's definitely worth the wait, they're great pets.

Heyo Renge, watching Forsen because I literally have nothing better to do.

Good to see you.

Aha I see. I only got to see Iowa but she was looking awesome. To be fair you were putting a lot more effort into it than I was asking for... I expected you to do a five minute scrawl in paint and be done with it.

That's probably our best pic.

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Prolly because I was banned like every 2 weeks the last two months I didnt get any gets, kek
But eh, what you gonna do when you're a ponyfag, right?

I'm always trying to, kek
Me too, except for the alcoholism and shit, ya know?
What ae you doing besides posting here?

Here
Fucking posting here since some time again and chatting with gf
Also listening to medieval music and watching that stoner guy next to me sleeping

Trying to decide between watching Children Who Chase Lost Voices or playing some F/NV

Eating hominy and just reading some manga and shit

You're also from Austria?
Or you're also mad about the elections?
I'm chatting with other people and I'm still weighing what I should buy.
Pokémon Tekken or Super Smash Bros WiiU

>F/NV
For a second I thought this was some new Fate.

It is a pretty funny and cute one.

That's why I don't do drawing very often... I want perfection and try to get it, but fail miserably. ; ~ ;

I really don't know why I added a slash there, most be reflex.

>Fate/new vegas
Someone needs to get on that

Vaterland, nicht Österreich
That me too was meant for the doing good
Neither, I dont like both :^)
Just get Mount and Blade Warband

I can't accept the Rei's face on your pic

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Make sure hes angry.
>power feet are a must
Eh. You dont seem like the average neckbeard. You probably arent, and you're not violently sperging on the keyboard. Its an improvement on the general ponyfags I see.
You alright.
>at a medieval festival
>drink all the mead
Smash bros. Kick all ass with Jiggly.
Play some New Vegas.
Yeah, its saving money thats my problem.
>I should only be using my bank account for bills
>the prospect of more mechs for MWO is always too stronk
I would play the shit out of that.

Okay, I'm fairly certain that this is ex-Karen, now named Yuiko. Did I get it right?

I can't say I've heard of the former or ever played the latter so I really can't help you make that choice, but I doubt you can really go wrong.

Sounds like a party. Why is there a stoned out dude sleeping next to you?

That's actually my favorite homukyou pic that you just posted.

Good to see you too Kyouko! I would suggest playing vidya with me but I'm not sure what you have to play, particularly since I don't have OW.
>wish my PC could run that even though I don't really like the game just to play it with you guys

10/10
João Lucas.
"Definitely would play again"

Woke up today hungover as I didnt have work today. Gonna play some league. Pretty good day so far, how are you faggots doing?


Claiming best vampire

Yep. Howdy ?

Whoops.

Id play League but I got shit to do.
>Ill probably end up playing it anyway

>Rory-sama

He's the Heavy weapons guy, He's got a big fuckin rocket launcher.

Gonna try and speckle him with red.

Ah, okay, got it
I already have Mount and Blade Warband.
Need some games for WiiU
Oh, please not Jigglypuff, I'd play some Sword dude like Marth or Corin or Lucina or Ike or Link or Cloud or Bayonetta- wait...

I'm pretty sure I'll buy Pokémon Tekken though. This fucking Game is worth 80 Euros or more on Amazon already and when I get it for 50 or less it will be worth so much later... better for the collection. Smash Bros will be here decades later
>like Brawl. Still see new Brawl Games

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To be fair snakes are cheaper.

I could always do a Kerry/Shirou roleplay run, actually I might just do that.
It's by Makoto Shinkai who I have posted about a lot. youtube.com/watch?v=tmHo_0mgos0

Ive given up on doing shit today. Spending the entire day playing games, tomorrow I have a night shift so ill do all my errands before then.

Hit me up if you want to play later Rory

Uhhh...
I'm claiming myself this time.
Sorry, I can't deal with husbands this week.

On last medieval festival I went to (like beginning last month) I didnt drink anything but mead
And I was fucking sleeping there for 3 or 4 days
Also nah, I may have long hair and I'm a ponyfag, but I'm not a neckbeard

Because its almost 1am and he was tired, so he decided to sleep
I'm at his house because we gotta wake up at 4 am today, so I'm just not sleep this night

Mount and Blade?
Fucking add me nigger
steamcommunity.com/id/ponenigger/

>Fubuki claimed

Now it seems right

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What server?

I am proud of myself for remembering that one. I'm doing well, just got home from work. What about you?

Huh. I'll check it out.

Ah, so it definitely is a party.

Hello Fubuki, how are you?

c:

Will do, but I have to warn you...
I have a tablet.
It doesn't run most games

NA master race my friend, yourself?

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It's a bit different from his other works, which is good for some and bad for others, but still very good. Prepare for tears.

Likewise.

>renge

Talking about games worth more after years...
My friend recently got a mint condition Super Metroid without the box for $50. Its still easily worth $300 without the box.
What server you on? Gonna guess OCE because just waking up.
>never mind
Im OCE. Nothing but pure Australian skill.
Im doing a Gharug Gro-upp run on Skyrim
>no damaging magic
>one handed weapon x1 only
>no bows
>shouts potions and scrolls are fine
>heavy armor on only the hands, feet and head
>naked body
>only helmets that show the face
>Orc only
Id go if my body didnt fuck out at random times.

I'm fine. I think I'm going to get fat eating that much but fuck it. (Now I'm 60kg with 1.90 m)

Oh dammit not again. I don't need more Anohana or KS level tears. I somehow enjoy that, though. Considering I know none of his other works, I'll take it as it comes.

Hi Yui!

>metric
fuck hang on

Well, 3 guys in total
Mead and weed
Medieval music
Would more say its browsing the web in company, but eh

Fucking poorfag
Will accept tomorrow, becuz then I will get home

I would always put a blanket over you if you pass out, user :^)

Sup Renge, how ya been?

>1.90

You're really fucking tall.

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Haha I had a long nap from my lack of sleep last night, but it was a good guess.

Id play a game with you if I didnt get god awful on OCE (Ive tried)

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137.277 lbs
6.2 feet

Hungry hungry skeleton, I'm around 64 at 183

I think its a lil bit above german standart, if I'm correct
I'm 1.88, and still growing

>Vinyl

>Super Metroid for $50
Do you want me to murder him or something? Why do you tell me that? You want him dead or something?
Got it. I'm patient.


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Dio-sama...

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>6.2 feet
Ayy

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Yo

oh, heya Dio!
You glorious fucker, I missed you!
How are you and how've you been?

>mead and weed
That sounds fucking fantastic man. I hope you're enjoying yourself at least.

Work is shit but it's over now so I'm doing much better. What about you?

So cute

Okay, this helps. Damn dude. I was supposed to be 6 feet and I just hit 5'7" and stopped. They told me they hit another growth spurt and I didn't believe a word of it. I was right. Also you're nowhere near fat, you're fine. I'm 130 at the height I'm at and I still don't think I'm near overweight.

Posted you in a maid outfit earlier

Its not so much passing out as intense nausea.
We're not that bad. I guess you'd be competing against the Chinese and Koreans, despite them having their own server.
Pretty sure he can handle himself.
Sup Orange.
Love you Dio.

Hello Kirino.

Meanwhile I'm 1.70.
Think the italian standard is around 1.75-1.80

Hello.

>Sobbing
50 Dollar for such a game... no fucking way... where did he find it? Don't tell me on amazon... tell me he foud it at some garage sale... Pleaaase

Kirino.

Hai Chara, I've just been bored for a while, getting more and more tired of all these mobas I've been playing and I don't realy feel like watching animes instead since I feel like playing. I still end up watching animes anyways though.

Good.

Yeah, I love me too.

Yo

I was jk. But I eat all the time. And I don't eat really healthy things. But I've a good metabolism so I'm fine with that

Sunshine

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Yeah, see ya then man

I'm always enjoying myself
But basically mead and weed is a german medieval festival, kek

The fuck is that

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>actual answer
>Dio-sama noticed me!
Getting tired of mobas is pretty normal I suppose. I mean I started with LoL in season one and I'm still not Level 30... I guess I don't have the patience with it or not the friends. Or both.
So you playing something else besides Mobas?
I was feeling rather funny the last week and thought an okcupid account is surely gonna be fun.
I wasn't wrong.
See ya then!