/heem/: erik koch edition

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Previous thread: News:

>NSAC approves early weighins
foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062116

>Nobody tested positive for anything at UFC 197
mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11980544/all-ufc-197-drug-tests-come-back-negative

>UFC denies sale rumors
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-exec-says-reports-of-ufc-sale-are-false-internal-email-to-staff-offers-same-message

>GSP wants an easy win at MW
mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11985036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice

>Frankie Perez unretires
mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11979038/frankie-perez-announces-an-end-to-his-retirement-argues-hes-ready-for

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/-pVMpSUovWs
strawpoll.me/10548000
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68462084/#68462648
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mosques_in_Canada
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Schaub

You are such a fucking literal aspie

Real thread here boys
you're welcome

Active thread is here

>mfw I realized Rothwell will KO Werdum, Stipe, Fedor, and Cain in that order

Calm down sperg

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kill yourselves

9th for Joanna

In 3 weeks we will be buried in embeddeds, breakdowns, and previews

god I love memes

>OMG I HAVE TO MAKE THIS THREAD WILL ALL THESE LINKS AND EVENTS NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OR ELSE ILL GET MAD

You legit have autism

>this angry downie

J O A N N A

shes so beautiful and majestic

>post yfw when DC jumps in Jones' guard and gets triangled

it's like fighting gollum

>OMG THE OP HAS TO HAVE LE FUNNY MEMES NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OR ELSE ILL GET MAD

lmaoing at your life kid

Nice samefag

>he doesnt like my tryhard thread wahhhhhhh!!

Gayboy

Roman just failed a drug test do you think Brock will too?

>other thread has 5 replies

BTFO

The greentext, the lmaoing, the OPs...

He got that from me.

>mfw jones has it locked in and DC sucks his way out

Nobody said that, you just make bloated OPs no one cares about all day desperately and if no one does you start sperging out like you are now

>anigay
Point proven

USADA didn't change Claudia

How does she cheat with her 15 pesos per year?

threadly heeminder

You're the one sperging out and pacing around your room because the thread doesn't have funne memes in it friendo

the secret is in the way the female body metabolizes testosterone
it's easier to hide in different ways, and obviously USADA hasn't caught on yet

>WWE has suspended Joe Anoa`i (Roman Reigns) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company's talent wellness policy

what did they mean by this?

Agreed

lol please stop spamming this

remember that time you were a massive pussy lol

>no you!!!!

Face it, you're a giant sperg who invests his entire life into worthless shit no one even fucking reads lol, you literally type out all those news and then no one fucking reads it lmao

And now you're crying because I call you a sperg kek

Fresh free fight

RDA vs Jason High: youtu.be/-pVMpSUovWs

he's just too damn good looking

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I thought OP was the American sperg?

Why is ufc so gay?

looks like the tryhard to me bud

IMPORTANT POLL REGARDING THE FUTURE OF /HEEM/

strawpoll.me/10548000
strawpoll.me/10548000
strawpoll.me/10548000

contact is encouraged not refballed

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68462084/#68462648

Same person imo

lol is that one of the numerous threads that me made like 80 posts in?

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it is important

nice trips Satanas

You have to have an opttion for "No News" as well

its one of the ones the mods decided to delete instead of just deleting the shitposts lol

Thanks OP. I appreciate it. And so do many others.These threads are generally shit without news. Devolving into shits posts and feels trash.

I can personally confirm that I am the same person
How's Bork going to get heemed by Hunt lads

adan

Yesss American sperg confirmed

What's the meaning of posting this on /heem/?

Be careful

Pretty decent card so far, didn't have high hopes when it was announced

which team would win?

>INSALLAH

Would trumps ban on muslims stop him from fighting in the U.S.?

>666

props.

we're still on Sup Forums dumbnuts

No because he lives in Russia. He will just temporarily ban immigration from countries like Syria.

no he posts that picture all the time

fuck u goof

Vitor Belfort actually supported Ben Carson, interesting

nevar forget serbian fashion

nigger i think you need to get help

seems to me your fucking turbo autism is giving you too much asspain for nothing

i miss him

aaaaaaadaaaaan

where are you

i need to find you adan

where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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is that little girl your daughter?

>Joe Rogan peer pressuring 13 years sober Russell Brand into doing DMT

Damn Callen can bang

I sometimes miss him too.


You guys have to give me props for being, without question, the absolute pound for pound best at making buddy sperg out lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mosques_in_Canada

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lol he did that to Graham Hancock too

i'm a wizard you dumbfuck

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Hancock clearly wanted to smoke.

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>it was ruining my life
>i almost lost my marriage

h-here...

What does Jones have a problem with BJM reffing his fight?

BJM isn't afraid to deduct points for eye poking

Carvalho-Manhoef says hello

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who is the most overrated fighter of all time?

Was about to bring it up. Don't remember John ever taking points. Mario Yamasaki will. But I don't think he's as good of a ref.

Schaub

Khabib

Tie between BJ Penn and Ken Shamrock

Jon "I'm a good fighter, I promise" Jones

his resume consists of old men and blown up middleweights

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the chris

Did something happen in the divegrass match?

Does anyone on here unironically think DC can beat Jones?

nick diaz

Shut up

>I will not stop insALLAH

fuck this has spicy potential

huejesus vs russiajihad vol2

plz let it happen before rda gets beaten