Whats the best dish from a chinese place?

Whats the best dish from a chinese place?
dubs decides what dish I order

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Singapore chowmein and beef curry

sweet and sour soup

orange chicken

dog soup

Shitty chicken

Depends on the place if its just Chinese dishes, pork lo mein if they have Vietnamese food, chicken pad Thai without the cashews

chicken in black pepper suace + egg fried rice

Sum Yung Boi

Singapore style noodles/mai fan

Pizza. One of the Chinese's restaurants in my town has pizza

Get egg soup, dubs or not

depends on th eplace. some places make it more sweet than sour.

Moo Shu pork, crab rangoon. Best combo ever.

Ah yes, The Cream of Sum Yung Gai

Singapore rice, black pepper beef and spring rolls

egg drop soup is da bomb
i need entrees though user soup will not fill this fat man up

i must have a good restaurant if it perfectly does both

though, on the occasion now that i think about it, they do make it just a bit too sour

No but itll help you lose weight

Fried chicken and French fries.

That is literally the best Chinese restaurants can make. At least in America.

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You suck.

alllllright niggerrino, please get out of here

KUNG POW

And a couple of egg/vegetable rolls. Forgot that.

WINRARRR

Invalid, no fried chicken and fries lol.
I even checked, though they do have bbq ribs and nuggets

chicken chow mai fun if they have it

otherwise order the most american thing on the menu and post reesults


these are my niggas, they just call it chow mai fun at my local place

cat pawns are really tender and tasty.

pork fried rice. even bad pork fried rice is good.

Fine. Tendies will do.

>Be Chinaman
>Throw Sysco vegetable bag thawed in a Wok
>Throw Sysco egg noodles bag thawed in a Wok
>Throw Sysco pre-cut leg meat bag thawed on a Wok
>Throw it in a styrofoam container
>Qualify for U.S. residential visa b/c run a business

a good kung pao chicken or beef on steamed rice is hard to beat.

im a total sucker for sweet and spicy dishes.

which is why thai is probably my favorite ethnic food

Did someone say... crab rangoon?

dog.

Shit right I did. Still my single favorite food.

Where's mah chicken tendies?

dubs.

3 in 1

jokes on you its all dog
even the vegetarian dishes

A dog

this
they make this in the biggest potions so its best for the price. I always ask for extra pancakes

and the fired chicken wings. gota have those

Special

Surpise meat, you can get dog, cat, roach or fetus, all of them taste the same but the guilt its different

nigga you get some mongolian beef. if they dont have that, then you're ordering from some backyard piece of shit animal morgue.

szechuan chicken if no mongolian.

>chinese restaurant
>Mongolian beef
>MONGOLIAN

Fucking muricans

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General Tso's chicken

> fried rice you plick
Also, OP should get Peking Duck.

Hainan rice, if they have it. cashew chicken is good also

Chicken wings, tell them you want them extra extra crispy, say "pretty much burnt" and a side of white rice

If you call and record I'll buy you a steam game

Orange chicken, General Tso's, and Sesame chicken

rollin

just a single fortune cookie

the cream of sunyunguy

Mu shu pork

I am married to an Asian the shit they server you is American Chinese. real Food from in country is very simple and is hot as fuck. Enjoy you sugar based crap.

es 100% real

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>simple food
Trips of truth lies.

Extra spicy szechuan shrimp