39.036632, -104.677697

39.036632, -104.677697

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Fuck, I just cut myself on your edge.

+666

Screencap.

E D G Y

Thats right down the street on cyprus right?

I used the pic for attention

Go to the co ordinates

I have buried something and no before you ask it isn't a dead human body

Cant be bothered for the 2 mile drive

Bump. Potential for epic bread.

This thread is now being monitored by the FBI

I cannot post for much longer because I fear some sort of agency may be after me. I'm not trying to sound edgy or anything but honestly all I'm willing to say is that I came into contact with some sort of being that crashed a craft of some sort. It came after me and I fired a few rounds at it.

I hid it in the co ordinates

>39.036632, -104.677697
i live like an hour from there
i wish i owned a car

What do you want to bet its something stupid like the guy who posted coordinates and a creepy message in binary.

The coordinates lead to a tree that said

"ANAL"

None of us will go just tell us

>image.jpg
kill yourself fakefag

/thread

Tell us or i report to colorado policce

All I feel safe with saying is that what I shot at was not human.

Like I never really thought much about other types of beings and thought it was crap to be honest.

It's so surreal. I have to go because I am afraid.

that's private property user, you want me to get arrested?

OP is trying to murder us

Taken care of.

kind of want

HELLO, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. JUST NOW, A MENTALLY INSANE MAN NAMED ERIC BAUMAN STOLE A SUIT FROM MY STORE AND CLAIMED IT WAS HIS. IN NO TIME, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND. THE LOOK OF FRIGHT IN HIS EYES CAUSED MY LOVE MACHINE TO TINGLE, AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAY STREWN ABOUT MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEARFUL EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE TRIED TO RUN BUT IT WAS FUTILE AS HE GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSAL COCK CANNON CRASHING ACROSS HIS CRANIUM, KNOCKING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CRASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE I STOOD OVER HIM RELEASING A MULTITUDE OF MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP FROM MY PULSATING POWER PACKED PUBIC FLESHMEAT FLOODED THE STORE AND SEVERAL NEARBY STREETS, INJURING HUNDREDS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE. I GUARANTEE IT.

Op buried the Ayy Lmaos at the location...

them niggas got playstation trees

>39.036632, -104.677697
huh... that's like 30 minutes away from me... Is this you OP?

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lol

go there i would but im like 1,5 hours away

I FOUND IT OUT GUYS! THE ROAD IN THE TOP LEFT MAKES A DICK LMAO!!!!!!!11111!

>lol

>LOL

>NEWFAG DETECTED

.........well

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>expecting kek instead of lol
>true newfag detected

Someone go to that fucking place and record it

No.

what will I find if I do go? I'm kinda comfortable on my couch right now

>not knowing how to use green text
real newfag on the loose

What kind of dick have you been sucking to think that looks even remotely like a dick?

"top left"
>top right
im dumb
atleast i tried

Aliens apparently

>Not using zozzle
Lurk moar, newfag

>nobody says lol

>i zozzle at your stupidity

eh, not worth...

>summerfag

shit dude idk he said there would be ayy lmaos
he said he killed one and buried it there

I wouldn't go looking on private property

is that your house? or wtf is this about?

>believes in summerfag fallacy

>TRUE AND HONEST newfag detected

bring a gun this is murica

more like a pear

it has the sack and everything, it may be where OP is hiding

op are you still here?
if you are then what the fuck is this shit.

This is just another one of those threads where you go to the coordinates and a bunch of rednecks rape me.

ellemayo

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Fuck why is this a thumbnail time to become an hero

don't get why even a bait picture needs to be 1000000000x1000000000
i can read it just fine

protip: reverse image search it on google, Click on "medium" or "large", get bigger picture

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Ok everyone I am back

I'm not going to go into details on if that is my house or not but what I will say is I got the fuck out of here and I'm a good couple of miles away now.

It's not a trap or anything like that, it's a genuine creature. Doesn't really look like an alien or what I've seen in pictures anyway.

I didn't take pictures or videos I'm sorry but the body should be there for good anyway.

I'm still in shock so please excuse my absence.

This is b8 everybody. If you actually try to do this, the person who owns the property is going to shoot you. Don't do it, anons.

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well shit i want to die anyway i just need a ride down there

are you anywhere near denver?

Go walking faggot

im like 1.5 hr from there by car

Yeah it's all fake I was messing

Don't bother going guys.
It was just a prank bro

You guys are fags for believing it

Those tabs. Bait.

what's the address too?

...so?

Newfags.
Newfags everywhere.

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