Plz identify why my asshole is purple

Plz identify why my asshole is purple

Hemaroids. Use more lube. Your welcome.

i donno but does poop get stuck in your butt hair? mine is awful.

Hemorrhoids

infected Hemorrhoids...

In your case, I'd say you've got Homorroids.

does it hurt?

Me too.
I actually poop before every shower now and then just clean my ass with my hands under the water.
Seriously. It's the easiest and best way

Nope, fam, no hurt

I do that too now, but was thinking of trimming my ass hair so it wouldn't be so messy. Some shits are fine, but other ones are a mess. You ever trim your ass hair?

Might just be the circulation back there. Nothing to worry about I don't think.

Still in mourning over the loss of Prince. It will pass, user.

Will update as time goes on, keep an eye out for me winking around here, eh?

he was a degenerate drug addict. nothing lost there.

good luck to you and your asshole.

Yeah I've tried once but it is super itchy when it's growing back in.
Sometimes it even burns.
Don't do it user

dude this is very serious
please go to the doctors ASAP
i wont try and alarm you with details of why i know what i know but you need to go NOW

What does your purple asshole identify as ?

I don't mean shave I mean just trim. Like make the hair shorter...

Think it would still burn and itch?

This. I have them too. I always did go a bit light on the lube.

It will itch, yes.
Source: I trimmed my ass hair.

Use nair

Fuck. Thanks.

Wet whipes help a bit with messy shits too. My ass hair is super long, really sucks. Eating more fiber seems to help a bit, but not much.

Nah I don't want stubble in my ass. I was thinking of trimming it to just long enough where it would not get the stubble feel but the other user has me worried about doing even that.

Please Don't use Nair user.
That shit will light your buttholes nerve endings on fire

You have hemmorhoids. Eat more fiber and get some Anusol. Do not strain when taking a shit.

This is the most efficient way of butt hair removal

you need hemroid cream faggot

The itchiness goes away after a couple days. You'll wipe clean as a whistle, but you'll also notice you need to wipe even when you didn't shit because the sweat has nothing to cling to.

>Homorroids
Nice one !