/nfl/ general: /hoc/ edition

TB:Bucs want Winston to 'test the boundaries'
DEN:Talks between Miller, Denver have 'gone cold'
DET:Stafford expects to 'spread the ball around'
SF:S. Draughn to see 'plenty of playing time'
FA:Report: Foster thinks he'll be ready for camp
BAL:Terrance West 'leaner and more explosive'
BAL:Dennis Pitta to be 'significant contributor'?
BUF:Sammy Watkins staying in Buffalo for rehab
NO:Brees: Coby Fleener 'always open' on tape
CHI:Fox expects 'good things again' from Cutler
DEN:Hillman has 'inside track' for backup job?
BUF:S. Watkins expects to return early in camp

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tom brady

The Jets will go 6-10 and there is NOTHING you can do to stop them

First for /hoc/

Has there ever been a combination thread?

Get that faggot shit outta here

Fifth for Big Ben being trash

Thank you Based Carr

Which normie meme is more cringeworthy: Crying Jordan or Kermit sipping tea?

I find this increasingly likely. Jets tied the Panthers for lowest SoS last season, Revis isn't getting any younger, are losing D'Brickashaw and Wilkerson, and have no real replacement for FitzMagic.

Not to mention they replaced Ivory with Forte.

kermit sipping tea

Anything Kermit related

This. It's not even funny

At least crying Jordan sometimes has good bantz

11 more Sundays to go

What's up with raidniggers and forced memes?

Argentina on suicide watch

Any chance someone other than Geno starts in September?

CFL in 2 days.

it was oc from that cool packers fan

i still think fitz is going to start week 1, if he was going to sign somewhere else he'd have done it by now.

?Jets tied the Panthers for lowest SoS last season, Revis isn't getting any younger,

yup

>are losing D'Brickashaw and Wilkerson

wilkerson will play out the tag and then sign somewhere else next year, he's not going to sit out and cost himself millions. dbrick was the worst LT in the league last year so his retirement was actually a positive since it cleared cap space.

>have no real replacement for FitzMagic
maybe, fitz wasn't the long term solution anyways

Ivory for forte is a wash, ivory's a better runner but he isn't as versatile, Forte is a better fit.

Go Riders.

>dbrick was the worst LT in the league last year
even worse than Alejandro Villanueva?

>yfw bucs threepeat dynasty 2018,19,20

Ivory has mileage left though, Forte who knows?

>Ivory has mileage left though
Wouldn't be too sure about that, he kinda sputtered down the stretch

Then the Raiders have their threepeat right after you right?

>raiders
>winning

Explain our history then.

3 dusty ass rings?

the redskins have more bragging rights than you guys do

>Winston breaking records throwing to Evans for the next 5-10 years

I can feel it Mr Krabs

he will remind them

Aaron Rodgers

>trying to grill ribs
>tornado warnings

fuck off god im hungry

grill them anyway I'm sure you'll be fine

what is the best NFL mascot and why is it Poe?

You get tornado warnings in Maryland?

That's not the Raiders Rusher.

>their stadiums don't even have cannons

its so fucking rare and every time it happens its inconvenient

the last one I remember was back in 2012

how does a helmet fit on his head

name a qb that has as big of a drop off going from home to road or dome to outdoors

>raiders history

lol, over 10 losing seasons in a row now?

>Joseph Randall get's another felony charge
Typical Cowboys

we released him months ago ???

TYBC

Tony Romo

Once a cowturd always a cowturd

WRONG. You mean non-WINNING seasons. 2 of those seasons we went 8-8.

>I sure showed that guy.

>8-8 is considered a successful season in chokeland

SPOILER ALERT
>the "cannon" is a glorified firecracker

My team has had 13 winning seasons in a row with two seasons of 8-8.

Romo is almost 6 points higher in passer rating than Brees on the road or outdoors, along with a much better win margin

why are Romo haters so dumb?

>My team

Woah we got an NFL Owner shitposting in the sports section of a Chinese Cartoon Forum in the middle of June

Brees has a ring, your argument is invalid

Romo also has literally jack shit to show for his entire career, his biggest highlight is a fumble.

>My team

Woah we got an NFL Owner shitposting in the sports section of a Chinese Cartoon Forum in the middle of June

Why does this general have so many cancerous tripfags? It's the main reason that I think generals should be banned 2bh.

>your team
>your predicted record this season
>your favorite show
>your waifu
>player on your roster you could see being a successful head coach someday

I'll start

>Browns
>6-10
>Simpsons (seasons 3-6)
>Asuka
>Josh McCown

Don't you know I'm motherfucking Mark Davis lol.

agreed

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I only tripfag so I can post retarded shit and get yous. I actually hate tripfags.

>I posted it again

Get a haircut faggot

>Raiders
>9-7
>MST3K or How It's Made
>Hot Pants
>Ben Heeney

TTU
15-0
Big Brother
Police 12
None

snek

Biting rope.

Raiders
10-6
South Park (seasons 2-5 + BL&U)
>
Marcel Reece (Would've said Tuck if you had asked me this last year)

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>Team
Ravens
>Record
11-5
>Show
Baseball
>Waifu
I don't know what means so I'm not going to answer
>Player as coach
Steve Smith

I agree, /hoc/

>Chiefs
>11-5
>Curb Your Enthusiasm
>Emily Blunt
>Anthony Sherman or Alex Smith

The Chiefs will play in the AFCCG this year and lose to the Steelers cap this

>Eagles
>7-9
>IASIP
>Felicia Day
>Connor Barwin

>felicia day

>Former NFL receiver Davone Bess was arrested early Monday

>A Gilbert patrol officer attempted to conduct a traffic stop on a silver Mercedes driving without the headlights on, The vehicle pulled into a parking lot of a sporting goods store but continued driving slowly through the lot and would not stop for the officer. The driver, later identified as Bess then rolled down his window and began making gestures with his hand shaped like a gun and motioning that he was shooting the officer. The officer gave him numerous commands to stop the vehicle and exit, however he continued to ignore the commands. Bess then removed his shirt and continued with the hand gestures. He then left in the parking lot in the vehicle at a high rate of speed, nearly colliding with another occupied vehicle.

>Police began to pursue Bess but stopped for public safety reasons. Officers then went to his home address and waited for Bess.

>A few minutes later Bess arrived in the vehicle in front of his residence,Officers attempted to make contact with Bess but he remained in his vehicle with the music turned up He barricaded himself in the vehicle and visually displayed a knife to the officers. later Bess exited the vehicle and walked into the residence ignoring the officers. While inside Bess would stand at the front window and door holding a knife his throat. He would not respond to officers. Officers continued to negotiate for several hours to have him exit. During this time family members inside the residence exited

>A short time later Bess again opened the front door, however at no point did Bess comply with the negotiators. “For Bess’ own safety it was decided to get him in custody as quickly and safely as possible. At this point a police K-9 was released and the K-9 bit Bess on the left forearm just inside the front door of the residence. Bess was then taken into custody and transported to a local hospital for the dog bite and a mental evaluation.”

Packers
12-4
Rick N Morty
?
John Kuhn (not on the roster, but he'd be an awesome coach)

>home/away
Rodgers, Flacco, Matt Ryan

>indoor/outdoor
Brady, Palmer, Roethlisberger

that was a trip

Im changing my waifu to Eva Green

1. No one fucking cares user
2. Fucking disgusting

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Also, he's top 10 in the League in road passer rating and outdoor passer rating. RIP Meme.

You got stats to back these up or are you just talking out your ass like sneak or tiki?

I believe that you are wrong.

>being this gay

This is what playing for the Browns does to you

pro-football-reference.com

road PR as % of home PR
>Brees, 89.99%
>Rodgers, 89.89%
>Ryan, 89.62%
>Flacco, 86.18%

outdoor PR as % of dome PR
>Brees, 88.27%
>Brady, 87.79%
>Roethlisberger, 87.36%
>Palmer, 86.43%

lyl, if he was a regular nig on the street they would've jumped his ass as soon as he got out the car

He is just a regular nig though

doesnt change the fact that Brady, Rodgers etc. would absolutely torch him statistically if they had the good fortune to play in a dome so often
his status as the forth best QB of this era instead of ben/romo tier comes 100% from his dome

>statistically
lol, okay m8.

his stats though are comparable if not better than peypey's and peypey had a dome for the majority of his career as well

Brady and Rodgers have great homefield advantages themselves playing in shit ass weather that they are used to

that's an ugly baby

bump

what? wins?
I dont know if you've been watching football recently but Brady and Rodgers got him beat there
I also want to point out the Rodgers has a 99 Passer rating on the road compared to Brees 91 and a 6th seed owl so its dumb to call him a home babby
Brady hasnt even played a full seasons worth under a dome so it's even more retarded calling him a dome babby

no u

also kurt warner

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>win 3 road games in a row once in your career
>hurr durr road warrior

Also, by your metric,
>Bortles, Griffin, Sanchez, Foles, and Bradford are the best road QBs in the League
>Fitzpatrick, Smeth, Foles, Bradford, and Kaepernick are the best outdoor QBs

I still laugh at crying MJ, depending on how good the edit was/what context it was.

None of my business was funny for approximately 2 hours, and even then it was mediocre. Not even the 3rd best frog meme of the past 2 years.

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