Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Help. OP is a fag.

Please escort yourself out of my sickbay.

Doctor is the only good character in the show.

That aside, HELP DOCTOR!!! I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE DILDO

I got cancer

This is exactly why the holodeck has safety protocols. Lie face-down on the table there, gently.

500 milligrams of coaxeline. You should be back to your station in a matter of minutes.

zozzle

Doctor, I think Harry caught something from the last away mission.

I'll have Seven take a look at you. As for me, there is something else to which I must attend.

SEVEN!

You're on your own for this one, Doctor.

I appear to be in the wrong show.

No, this is the Star Wars thread, right?

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Why don't you mother fuckers ever invite to anything

Get out Wesley.
Fucking SJW cuck.

I think he got it from seven.

You're obsolete fool! that's the problem! now get the hell outta the way so i can charge the PHOTONIC CANNON!!!!

My penis is suffering from rigor mortis via thinking about Jeri Ryan too much... wtf do I do?

yeah it is, but you're supposed to be on the history channel man.

WAKE ME UP

Hey Doc your program is bound by Doctor, patient confidentiality right?

Cause I've been walking around and everywhere I go people have been snickering behind my back. You didn't tell them that I got a tribble stuck up my anus did you? Because I need to reiterate that there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for that.

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