Got any secrets, Sup Forums?

Got any secrets, Sup Forums?

Lets hear some fucked up shit.

bump
Greentexting now

I'm a cereal killer

I was molested by my baby sitter over a period of 4 years starting when I was 5

Bump

My dick is actually pretty big

bumperino

I doxxed my wife and regularly jack off to the slut shaming pics of her

I molested a kid for 4 years

I fucked moot.

I lie to people on Sup Forums

why?

Feel guilty ?

about what?

Im a Compulsive Liar

I don't like chocolate milk.

I paid a guy to molest my son for 4 years. Shit was cash.

I literally blacked out and went through what I can tell was an extremely bad bout of LSD induced psychosis at the age of 19 and only came out of it at the beginning of 2015. The last thing I remember about my former life was the names of my family members and that I was failing business studies and on the verge of dropping out of college.

When I dropped back into reality I was sat in the cockpit of a Boeing 747 at Melbourne airport. I had 'lost' 6 years of my life. I'd somehow managed to become a fully qualified pilot (full ATPL) and had even paid off the debt I had from taking my Intergrated course. Things are good now although I do have periods where I kind of get lost in my head trying to piece together what the hell happened during those 6 years. For example I've got a couple of scars on my face and burns to my side just below my ribs that I cannot explain. I find it all beyond troubling. Thankfully fucked up me picked a pretty awesome career.

Fuck you

I got upskirts of a friend of mine the other day. Very excited about it. Was going to steal some panties from her a couple months ago and had the pair I was going to steal in my hand when I thought better of it.

She was wearing them when I got pics lol.

Im virgin v.v

I like pizza with pineapple

How much acid were you dropping?

One time I watched a livestream of this father who let some guy molest his kid for 4 years. No regrets

Not true tbh I just wanted to see how would react

Soooooooo...

I work at a really good family company.
One of the owners came in recently, has 2 kids, married to a veteran. Hot as fuck.

I'm a married veteran, probably not even close to in shape. She just recently started coming around after a long time.

One day she replied to a company email I sent with her phone number... I brushed it off as just a signature. She also seemed super interested in learning about me during a company lunch. This week she gave me a really expensive gift from her husband's company. I figured "oh she gave everyone in the company one.." so I scouted, nada. Wtf?

FFFFF I hope she's not trying to come on to me or win affection. This will put me in a super awkward position. Do not want, I love my wife and my child. I wouldn't ever hurt her. I love my job. I get paid high amount of money and don't have to do much.


TLDR: This rich bitch seems to be trying to reward me/coax me into her side piece, I think. And I don't want it. I keep getting those vibes though.

What do? I'm sure women come across this more than guys do. I'm a guy in this apparent position.

I do have dreams of cheating on my wife but I would never want to do it.

oh look it's this shit again.

This is why you people won't get pics.

...

oh shit didn't even see that kek

Which then led to
and
lmao

Every time someone I know talks about women being attractive I fucking lie and act like i know what they mean.

I caught one of my students watching a livestream of some guy letting a dude molest his kid for 4 years, but I didn't say anything.

i almost molested my cousin when i was 13

I became a gold digging whore. Now I'm set up for life. Having a pussy can be such a gift.

>have boyfriend I kinda like
>only 7/10 at best lookswise and kinda goofy/nerdy
>everyone tells me I can do better
>mostly just a sex/casual thing
>decent fuck
>didn't really know what it was he did for the first few months
>just knew he made good money
>he tells me he works in petroleum engineering
>"lol what is that?"
>one of the best paying jobs in the country
>Damn..
>check his bank statements
>6 figure income
>doubt he wanted anything long term
>afraid he might leave me eventually
>use pins to poke holes in all of our condoms for about 5 months
>he doesn't suspect a thing
>finally success!
>shotgun wedding
>Now chill at home
>$80k a year allowance
>Audi R8 all paid for/.

Been married for 4 years now and I don't plan on getting past 6. Already spoken to a few lawyers who all want to handle the divorce when I decide the time is right. I'll make so much from him I'll be set up for life by 30.

wow you guys should meet up irl and exchange stories probably some place private to you can swap stories

Pics?

I lost my virginity to a escort

kek

tits or gtfo

Not gonna greentext, too late for that
>inb4 I cant

Was fucked up one halloween, friends of friends came out with us. I didn't know them well. One skinny model chick was drinking and dancing with wife and I. She went from zero to wasted really fast. I am kind of taking care of her cuz fit 6'4'' and can haul 100 lb model chic around pretty easily

time for us to go home, we get in the lyft with me and her and wife in the back seat in that order, I had my hand around her shoulders. Decide to sneak hand into her shirt, feeling her up, groping tits and playing with nipples, she is out.

Wife tells me to knock it off (shes wasted too), I ignore, keep going, its hot.

Her friend is in the front seat chatting away with the driver so I am good.

I was distracted by her tiny little titties and realize conversation has stopped

look up, her friend is staring right at my hand down her friends top feeling her tit..

She looks away and starts talking to driver again. She looks back and I meet her gaze again while obviously groping the tit now, her friend looks back at my hand, my wife (asleep against window), and back at me, she runs her hand up my kilt (costume, halloween remember) and mouths "I like that"

fast forward home.

Front seat girl takes her into house, and asks me for help getting her into the guest bedroom. Wife goes in and goes to bed. I get model chick to guest room with front seat and front seat starts rubbing her tummy and says "hey lets get this costume off of you"

I start to get hard, she starts to pull her shirt off.

model chick goes to pull her shirt back down, front seat tells her no, don't worry about it we will make you more comfortable

model chick realized im in room, tells front seat its ok and grabs the blankets and wraps up. Front seat shrugs, I go to bed, fuck wife hard and loud

in the morning (I wake up early as hell) I go out and front seat says she liked listening to me and wife fucking. Wife gets up shortly after

are you a gay???

Truthfully I thought it was a cash post ( mostly because I've learned to live with it)

You people disgust me, the parasites of our society! What if men did that to women?

>tl;dr
what happened?

>Get girlfriend pregnant and marry her sexy ass
>I've been sending fake bank statements to my house for years now.

>What if men did that to women?
women usually never have good money for us to take.

that was halloween, new years eve we all went out (with out model) and front seat bought wife several tequila shots. Then when wifey blacked out, front seat changed beds in the hotel (two queens) and blew me. So hot.
Great friends with her now

Beautiful

Once jerked off my friend while he was asleep.

And why is that?

You know how I know you're full of shit? I work in that same field and the wives never leave. The money is to good to leave. Also, he's fucking the cute slut at work. We hire single mom's to do paperwork and fuck.

I don't really discourage certain behaviors of my kids (pissing in the shower, never wanting to be dressed, etc) even though my wife has talked to me about it, because I think her rules are pretty dumb sometimes. I'm le married life so I don't have anything more interesting to keep secretive.

I told you no pics because of this stupid faggot and his bullshit

I lost my virginity to an Explorer

Now that's *hot*

cuz they get pregnant and useless by about 17. no ambition and a great excuse to sit on their fat ass all day.

Fuck no, they're both shitters.

I saw one of my teachers watching a student watch a livestream of some guy letting a dude molest his kid for 4 years, but I didn't say anything.

>Ford
real american right here folks

lol IKR. I do the same to my daughter. I am the worst influence sometimes.

My wife's son was molested by his babysitter when he was 5

My wife does. Got her pregnant and married her then I got laid off. She was the breadwinner for like 2 years. Awful feeling. Pride hurt so hard.

Then I stumbled into a job that turned into an IT job, high paying. She still makes a bit more. I'm working on it though. No IT training, just learning on the job.

I fucked my girlfriends ex-boyfriend.

molesta la brestas

A few years ago I used to fuck the female employees that worked for me. Hooked up with three of them, would fuck the graveyard girl when I gave her a ride home and then after work go home with a girl that worked during the day shift.

yeah IT is such a sweet gig. ughh need a job bad

I have four kids under six, so I figured it'll save a lot of effort to just ignore them until they get older and want to stop on their own. I'm usually the one that gets stuck bathing/showering with them anyways, so I'm not sure why that one bugs her.

I used to blow my seven year old brother when i was fifteen

fag?

isn't everyone?

nah, i'm bi

so you felt some slut's tit and then went and fucked your wife? pointless story kys

bi guy?

I recently made $90 scamming and I plan to scam more

I used to be heavily into hard drugs but was never "addicted"

Some people I know/knew have died and it hasn't really affected me at all

I carried a loaded gun in my coat pocket for about 6 months last year

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out but the worst thing I ever done I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this hua hua hua huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience and then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I taught a friend how to swallow cum as a teenager.

she was very eager to learn

forgot to mention, if someone pissed me off i'd back the gun out just enough for them to see it and they'd stop

In 2015 I lived in my car of half a year. I was working at the time but saving money on super expensive rent at the location where I was working. I would sleep in a sleeping bag in the back seat and park the car in areas where it was out of plain sight. I showered at friend's places and packed light.

I once fucked a retarded girl at my school. Here's the story:
One day, I was walking around the school's "Retard Alley" when this spud named Mindy shows up. She always did have this thing for me. I always took it as a "We freens nooow" thing, but she wanted some cock. I found this out when she cornered me in an office a day later. It was abandoned, in the back of the school, and she was sitting on a desk, naked, fingering herself. She jumped at me, and somehow, I decided "Fuck it" and dropped my pants. She bent over and I rammed in her ass for about 5 minutes before I finished. Then she put her skirt back on and sat there. Bell rings and she leaves. I forgot my phone. I come back after school to get it, and I find my lock screen changed to a nude selfie. And a pile of cum on the teacher's desk. Pics? Here ya go you sick fucks:

Not like I am. Nobody I went to high school with knows one true thing about me. I dont trust shit

i am in possession of a penis

I proohecized this bullshit.

they know your name, faggot

you still blow guys?

ive had a fucked obsession with my sister for years, since i was around 12, 18 now
>we used to kiss and play "grown up" as kids
>she grew out of it, i never did, i went to an all boys school so never had much of a chance with girls unless they were around my neighborhood, only had one girlfriend until i was 17
>could not shake off my obsession with her, was really lonely all the time, thought maybe i could kiss her while she was asleep
>developed an even stronger obsession for her whilst she was in an unconscious state
>for years id grab her body all over while she slept, jerking off while doing it
>came in her hair every other night, would be tired going to school every day because i'd stay up til 2 in the morning so i could make sure she was completely out
>would pull down her underwear and fuck her between her ass cheeks (only if she was in the right position for it, i wouldn't move her too much while she was sleeping)
>for years id try it on with her subtly but she never showed any form of interest, id take any chance i got to place my hand on her or have her accidently brush her ass against my hand
>i have hundreds of pictures of her sleeping
>nothing is easier to cum to than the thought of her

i want nothing more than the fuck her senseless, that's my secret

I helped with a makeshift scouts organization when I was 13-18. I lived in a nudist community and I assume the real scouts didn't want to touch that. Not really important to the story, but in case anyone was wondering why we didn't have actual scouts. Anyways, some older guy involved (mid thirties, married, no kids) was diddling boys and I was the one who reported him. He got sent to prison for a myriad of charges and someone offed him in there. I feel a bit of responsibility for his death, but I don't know how to feel about that.

vindicated. justified. pleasantly surprised. horny

a good friend of mine fucked a girl he knew that I had strong feelings for.

He graduated from college as a programmer, eager to make some fantastic games. He has the knowledge and drive.

I have the connections. I have a cousin who married someone at Blizzard and he once told me he'd seriously consider any name I threw his way as long as they had the credentials.

I will never give him my friend's name, and my friend will continue working asshole jobs.

Because he's an asshole.

I took my cousin's panties and jerked off into them one time at her house when I was 12. Pretty vanilla though.

All light will one day cease to exist, take every chance you have.

This was about 2 years ago. I was suicidal, and after doing research, I figured inert gas asphyxiation would be the best method. I had the hoses and a mask. I just needed some helium.
I bought the tanks at a Toys-R-Us.

>good friend
>asshole
pick one

i give fucking amazing head

nice dubs

Put lightsaber up poophole, made of plastic parts so top half broke off. It's been 4 days now.

stop you're making me blush

at the time he was a good friend. The indication implied the betrayal of trust.

Someone never got his GED. good luck in your composition class at the community college when you get tired of flipping burgers in your mid 40s and you get passed over for promotion by another teenager .

So you're the reason WOW is shit

Well thats true. My face too.

holy fuck