How did you lose your virginity thread

How did you lose your virginity thread

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>be 17
>jerk off for first time
>dad bursts into room
>"your virginity is lost"

party

I lost it to your mom. I didn't wear a condum. Son, I miss you

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>lose virginity

I keep it safe at all costs.

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Having sex

I halfheartedly kissed an ugly girl once while I was completely wasted. That's it. Oh and I did have a cutie sleep with me in the same bed for a long time, but nothing ever happened. Did have my arm around her and her ass against me though, that was nice.

heathen

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Fuck you dad where's the last 20 years worth of Christmas presents

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>Week before I turned 15
>Have slutty girlfriend in freshman year of high school because no standards
>Done oral and stuff, but I didn't expect anything more because I was just some scrawny freshman
>Asks if I want to fuck
>MFW all of those years of watching porn and fantasizing about fucking coming true
>Fuck in the middle of a field at night

17? 17?!?!?!

> be me
> 16 years old
> gf of a year wants to get saucy
> go upstairs and start making out on couch in hallway (upstairs consisted of a hallway, her room, and a bathroom)
> says shes ready for hanky panky
> shes about to start riding me, tells me shes on her period
> horny 16 year old- say fuck it, just a little blood
> she rides for like 20 minutes, didn't cum
> she cleans my dick off because shes too embarrassed to let me see the copious amount of blood on my dick
end

Was it good user? Deets

no I got raped by a farmer and she ran away

1st girlfriend's dad was a chiropractor. He had a chiropractor bed stored in the garage. He was a super strict dude and would have blown a fuse. Never allowed alone together in the house, so we go for a "walk" at night and do it on the chiropractor bed in the pitch black. Her hymen was very in tact, and coupled with not being able to see a damn thing it took me a long time to get in that pussy. Chiropractor beds are only a body length wide, so it was an acrobatic feat as well.

>go on craigslist
>find chick older than me, horny
>chubby, but reasonably attractive
>eat her out, her stank is somewhat nasty
>fuck her with a condom

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damn, and i thought my first-time-period-extravaganza was rough. kudos to you, mang

I met a girl online during first military assignment. Met up with her and fucked her raw. Dumped her cuz she was fat. It triggered her to get hot and skinny. Can look back at her now like "Damn I fucked that hot ass chick for my first."

You're welcome, Anchorage.

I had to wait for her to lose hers.

God damn. Sauce this pic

In the bathroom with a Vietnamese girl

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>250x250
here user

>had sex with slutty coworker at a party
>didn't cum
>she got mad that I didn't want to date her
>mfw

I havent yet. Its harder when youre gay and adorable. Everyone wants to fuck you and by everyone my mean fat creeps or old creeps.
>pic related
Never get any handsome men.

Met a girl online. She lived halfway across the country, but we flew over to see each other every other month. Finally after a year she tells me she ready to lose her virginity. I was 27 and years of hard masturbation desensitized me and I wasn't able to cum. It hurt way too bad for her so she asked me to stop after I wasn't able to cum for ten minutes. She half heartedly jerked me off then went to the bathroom to clean up. Didn't speak to me until the morning. Asked if she wasn't sexy enough ect ect. We fucked a few more times that trip and by the end I was finally able to cum with a condom on. I stopped masturbating as frequently as I used to and I'm much better now.

Ex-girlfriend.

>be me, 15 at the time.
>be wandering around with childhood friends in woods after she ran away from abusive family
>tell her i'll camp out with her for the weekend.
>we set up camp in the woods, no tent, no tarp.
>downpour of rain.
>tactical retreat to nearby abandoned papermill that i had turned into my teenage badass hideout.
>shit was cash, i had a couch, recliner and portable heater in there.
>i sit down on couch, she sits next to me.
>i look at her, moment of silence, i kiss her.
>she starts to take her clothes off, i follow suite.
>itshappeningitshappeningitshappeningitshappeningitshappening
>continue to fuck for like 4 hours, can't finish, cuddle naked on couch until sun comes up.
>she went into foster care.
>she came back like two years later and we fucked again in the same spot.
>still friends to this day.

>Over friends house
>Get horny watching porn
>Start sucking each other off
>Friend bends over bed
>Start buttfucking friend
>Don't know about lube
>Friend starts yelling take it out
>Too late, cumsies are made
>Fag, but no longer virgin

Correct. I was a good Christian boy until that fateful night.

>be 15
>over at gfs house
>in gfs older sisters room
Gf had to share her room with her little sister, but her older sister was out somewhere, probably getting fucked cause she was and still is a slut
>things are getting hot and heavy
>made gf cum once by fingering
>still not satisfied
>think to myself "yolo"
>tear condom open
>fuck gf for about 30 seconds before I cum
>her and me lay down ecstasy for a few minutes under the blankets
>her mom busts open the door
>ohfuck.jpeg
>somehow doesn't notice that we just had sex (it was kinda dark in the room)
>she throws a pizza box at us
>"enjoy"
>closes door and leaves
And that's the story of how I fucked someone's daughter, and then got rewarded with pizza for it

To her.

kek

By having secx

>Be me
>20 years old working shit job
>fatty chick finds out I have my virtue
>3/10 ham planet slut wants the d
>depression and self esteem issues are a motherfucker
>"not gonna get laid anytime soon, might as well."
>first kiss ever night after work
>take her back to my place to do the deed
>drink ALOT
>I lay down, she gets on top
>bad idea, bent dick like a motherfucker
Do pretty much everything after that
>going at it for 2 hours
>fake orgasm to get her to leave

She was my girlfriend for a while, then she dumped me because she wanted another guy's dick. Haven't had a girlfriend or gotten laid since. Feels bad, man.

Haven't yet kek

>be home alone
>bored and horny af
>snap all slutty female friends asking for them to come over
>ugliest of them all is the only one that can
>fuuuuk
>well fuck it, whats the worse that can happen?
>she comes over
>wifi is out
>clash of the titans is the only dvd i have
> i put the movie
>we watch the movie for like 5 minutes
>she starts kissing me
>she starts rubbing my cock through my pants
>she takes it out and gives me head
>hard for me to stay hard cos she ugly as fuck
>she asks if i have a condom
>wut now
>i have one so i pull it out
>she puts it on me
>takes her panties off, shes wearing a skirt
>sits on me
>we start fucking
>i get tired so i go for a glass of water
>we continue fucking
>movie ends
>i play it again
>keep fucking and stoping for water and keep fucking like 3 times
>i put her on doggy and close my eyes and imagine im fucking my ex
>she loose as a volcano tho
>finally i come while the scene with the fucking kraken is playing for the second time
>i regret everything

To my girlfriend who I still love today.

>Be me at 16
>gf of a year cheats, gets drunk and kisses a chad
>gf asks if i want to hang out and talk things out
>"heymakeupsexytime".jpg
>drive over, watch Taken, cuddle a bit
>she grabs my already hard cock
>NootNoot.png
>she starts undressing so i follow her lead
>I'm white so missionary was the go-to position
>Old condom i bought at a gas station gets taken out and put on my tiny teenage dick
>Put that shit in
>Paying too much attention to her
>Dont realize bed creaking like a bitch till to late
>Her dad busts in
>So filled with emotions and pleasure i nut
>TFW i stare into this mans eyes as i
>TFW beaten so badly i was hospitalized with 2 broken ribs and a broken wrist

She knew it, but she was just disgusted

Oh, what a shocker, someone thinks I'm disgusting

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>virginity
>lost

Not you but, just imagina watcing your daughter or son having sex, its kind of disgusting. I had that feeling with my son

You saw your son, doing the deed?

>be 22
>drinking with two female friends
>one super hot and definitely crazy
>wanted to smash that since i met her
>other is fat
>drinking in fattie's basement
>crazy hot girl reveals she's a virgin
>think "I could change that"
>don't do anything because depression and no self esteem
>crazy girl decides to leave instead
>fattie and I keep drinking
>i'm pretty drunk
>we kiss
>fattie pulls my dick out and starts sucking it
>really goes to town
>eventually we go to her room, hear myself saying "i have a condom"
>put condom on, fuck her for a while
>cant cum
>she eventually stops, jacks me off until I cum, we both go to sleep
>hungover and awkward as fuck the next morning

I fucked this bitch in the woods. Any questions?

Good for you, man.

Whats her name? She looks like a friebd of mine on facebook

I never lost my virginity beCAUSE I NEVER LOSE

prom night, cute little short-haired red head. we ended up spending the night on her friends couch. i pressured her pretty hard for it, and we ended up getting caught around 6am. the next monday i showed up to school and found none of my friends would talk to me. she had apparently told everyone i raped her haha. i had a detective at my door later that day.

I've never laughed so hard

my sister got a 27 yr old guy to make me a woman at 14. Not fun. lots of blood and he came back the next night for more.

hah that fucking sucks bro, i hope youve done better since

>typical lolicon fantasy
try harder

Me and a 16 year old gf. Both virgins but she was like completely untouched. Very cute girl. Out of my league probably. Her parents left town for 3 days. I came over and we had 3 days of fucking. She had even asked to be put on the pill and they were like yea I guess it's better than a baby so no condoms

Op, post more. I know this girl

Not yet. 26 and kissless. Wassup.

I lost mine and found somebody elses. Ages ago.

did she start taking them the day you guys fucked? cause thats not how that shit works bro. it takes a few days before youre safe

>3/10 ham planet slut.

Haven't yet, I'm 31. The I saved myself for was saving herself for me but then decided to cheat on me and dump me. I knew her online and we hadn't met yet. She dumped me during my last week of school right as I was getting ready to visit her for the first time. After dumping me is when she told me she was actually cheating first. She stayed with him and still is and apparently have fucked a lot. The most depressing event of my life. Also I look normal but can't talk to people, I'm just psychologically fucked up or something.

how close did you actually come to going to prison? assuming you didnt

>try harder
Don't have to it's my fucking life lol. she arranged my brother's devirginization too

reading that depresses me , because I lost my virginity to a qt3.14

man.

sorry dude. try X,

what drug did you use?

>preparing for those prostate exams, eh son?

download kik messager, and message qt3.14s to improve your social skills and self confidence.

then take drugs . TRY MOLLY

IT GETS YOU LAID OKAY

Just like, we all die one day, why not take a drug and get fucking fucked bro.

the bitch confessed her bs a week later. the dude who caught us(her friends brother or some shit) poked a hole in her story cause when he walked in she was on top of me riding the D

it sure was a weird way for my entire family to find out i lost my virginity. Raped my virginity away

I mean, you didn't have to remind me.

My cock lmao

Probably an argument for you actually committing rape though, Pressuring someone to have sex is pretty dark .

So like, In my internet expert opinion , you probably damaged her ya dingus

should of gotten high.

she looks like she would of been down.

DOOO DRUUUGGGSSS

>dat clever selfie to disguise rolls of fat

possibly, she wasnt a virgin though. and my understanding(its been like 10 yrs so i might not rem correctly) she didnt want to be seen as a total slut or something like that

>Summer after high school
>Get pretty drunk with 9/10 friend, J
>At J's house while her parents were away
>Fuck in J's parents' bed
>Don't get laid again for, like, two years

black out party. fat chick fucked me while i was Blacked out. Not the best way but it opened up a new world for me

a fat nigger raped me

how did you find out? and i realize technically that counts but.. wouldnt you have to be concious for losing your virginity too transform you outta beta phase?

High five dude.

Isn't that like the best way to lose your virginity?

Same thing happened to me.

I have done like. Everything man.

I feel like we both got really lucky, Now you don't have to be a pedo.

Well i woke up with her laying beside me and countless "friends" at the party who did nothing to save me from this whale. just the knowledge gave me power to move along and start things with regular... not so fat chicks