Please help me Sup Forums my niece's friend who's 9 years old just found porn on my phone...

Please help me Sup Forums my niece's friend who's 9 years old just found porn on my phone... Except it was involving 12 year old girl's (yes I know I'm sick, whatever)

Anyway we're super close and she told me she promised not to tell anyone but only if I showed her more videos.. Wtf do I do I'm freaking out?? Also would she have known that they were underage? Pls Help me!!

take your phone and burn it

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

I call bullshit, but you should not do any of that. As anyone would know that in that situation you destroy whatever the memory source is in your phone.

Abort mission. Burn your phone and if anyone asks it was just young looking asian girls.

Show her more videos, stupid. She'll tell on you if you don't.

not that i necessarily would ever want to help you, but if this is real...

lose old phone in a fire, get new phone just like it (if you think you can convince people you didn't get a new phone in between), put regular porn on it with your average 18 year old porn bullshit.

should be good enough i guess.

If you don't think you could convince people of anything, drop in in a lake or something (like an accident) with some people present and bing-bang-boom, alibi

i mean, this is some shit tier advice giving on my part, but whatever, sucks bro. you fucked.

This. Also see if she wants to try anything that she sees.

Fucking SJWs in this thread

Whatever you do end up doing with her, user, remember to be gentle and let her know that she can walk away at any time she chooses.

Call her a nosy cock sucker burn your phone and when questioned say yes she did and she shouldn't be looking through my shit (young looking Asian girls is best bet for safety)

OP here..

I kinda fucked up though... I kinda showed her a few more pics afterwards and I was running her legs while doing it.. These hormones drive me crazy I tell you..

She let me rub her legs as we watched some porn and I'm scared now did I go too far? She said it felt good and to do more next time.... I'm freaking out pls help me Sup Forums. To be fair she's really pretty though

any pics of her?

Solid bait.

Go for the cooch.

Ask her if she wants see your cock.

Go big or Go home faggot, your choice.

If this is true, you've already dug a hole too deep to get out of. The most you can hope for is that she lacks the mental capacity/ has too much empathy to blackmail you. But she already threatened to blackmail you, so....

She'll tell mom and dad if you don't. Better make sure you fuck her right now, just to be safe.

Dubs decides what he does

make a dropbox (?)

Have her ride his cock and film it and post it for his Sup Forumsros. Also OP suck her tits and post her face reaction

So.... Sex?

Kill her. It's the only option.

Rollin' in a bait thread.

Get in your car, drive to the highest bridge you can find, get out of your car, jump off the bridge and fucking kill yourself your sick cunt

This is fucking fake. Someone made a thread similar to this one earlier with the same exact picture. The op is a troll.

this

Aww, is the little SJW redditfag triggered? :^)

Have fun in Pokey, faggot.

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OP = rekt

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Holy shit, how?!

WHAT THE FUCK

By the time they read it the thread will be 404'd.

>not posting the version with le funni tabs
You can't even meme right.

I hope you all have advice for me too. since this is a advice/share thread:)

Hi
I have a confession. This is the first time I'm telling somebody so I'm anxious at the same i know I'll be at ease once I share
I'm 31 years old employed, decent pay, and also have a nice car. But one of the most important things I own is my sexy girlfriend. She's only 19 and in college. My friends have told me she's only with me for a place to stay and because I occasionally buy her stuff and rarely pitch in for her tuition. I care for her and I know she does for me too. Anyway they're just jealous
Now she has a niece. She's 9 years old. She's hot as fuck. I mean talk about having a nicely shaped behind at that age. At first I didn't think much of her because I was all about pounding my girl. But now whenever I see her I want to take her home and slowly undress her. I want to slide down her little girl panties and caress her butt. Squeeze them and gradually finger her butthole. I know her hole is tight which makes it even more appealing.
Any one here with kids what's the best way to go about this without really ruining her life. I want her to think of this as a little game where when she looses I get to put my finger in her hole. What do children play nowadays?
I'm close to her so it should not be a problem getting her alone. My girlfriend trusts me too. So this shouldn't be so hard. The only thing im worried about is if she tells somebody about our game. So I want to make sure she doesnt. What candy does children like these days? Is candy still the right way to keep children shut or have things changed?
I would really appreciate any advice you have for me thanks. :)

This isn't a rekt thread Sup Forumsro ;-;
>leif iz t00 sc@ri fur m3

Fuck off you underage summerfag

This post was in the thread similar to the one earlier. You're probably the op of this thread.

Get rope
Hang self
???
Profit

Also, I reported you to the FBI, have fun.

>Any one here with kids what's the best way to go about this without really ruining her life
Don't force it. From the sound of your obvious baitpost, sounds like you care more about you than you do about her.

The only thing underage is the girl OP is gonna fuck and go to jail for

Post the pics OP

Nah he's not. I am, but I agree I've seen this shit on another thread

i get you m8

My wife and I suspect our 11 year old daughter has been smoking weed. So we decided to confront her. We waited until she and her friends had been alone in her bedroom for about 15 minutes and then we picked the lock and let ourselves into her room without knocking.

We found them all sitting on her bed, facing the window closest to her bed, which was opened despite the fact that it's very cold outside. There were incense burning on her nightstand.
They all turned and looked as in shock. My daughter screamed at us and yelled, "Don't you know how to knock??? What the hell!" Then she threw a pillow at me, but that didn't distract me enough to notice her friend toss something out the window. All of them had blood shot eyes and it was obvious that they were high.

I told my daughter's friends to get out or I'll call their parents and tell them what's going on. They bolted. My wife sat down on the bed next to our daughter and put her hand on her shoulder. She asked her to tell us were the pot was. Our daughter was adamant that she didn't have any, that she doesn't do drugs and that we have no right to violate her privacy.
This last statement pissed me off, so I stood up and started searching her room, her nightstand, the closet and then her dresser. I opened the top drawer, which was full of panties, and then I found it. A pink, thick 8 inch dildo

Shocked, I pulled it out of the drawer and showed it to my wife. My daughter stood up and ran out of the bedroom screaming, "OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!". My wife got up and began to follow her, but looked back at me at the door and told me that this pending conversation was girl talk and that I needed to stay out of it. I sat down on the bed with my daughter's vibrator in my hand and then I turned and looked at where she sleeps at night. I started picturing her using it and I instantly got a hard on. I couldn't help it. Now whenever I masturbate she pops into my mind

Falling for the b8. Hook, line, and sinker.

You remind me of my friends dad that's married or dating a 19 year old is your last name clark by chance?

That can't be right, user. Eleven year old girls don't have sexual urges of any kind whatsoever. Just ask the moralfags.

She must have been using it as a back massager or something.

stories like this make me glad I had a boy.

dont do anything. just be a good dad and use your imagination.

Trust me the 9 year old cutie will keep it a secret she's hot

you sick fucks. I feel sorry for your significant others. Im dealing with a pervert like you all right now

My wife is a pedophile. I did have a suspicion but i needed to make sure. I placed a hidden camera in one of the rooms and captured my wife asking our little daughter to rub her 'there' and no it was not a quick innocent rub. it was long and sexual. so far i have not seen her get naked in a sexual way in front of her. But i'm sure thats not going to take long.
I knew something was up from the way she cuddled with my wife. she always hugged her thighs and my wife would try to ''casually'' push her away.
She works as a masseuse at home which means there are clients getting naked at home all the time although i have never seen our daughter in the same room while she works. Relief but still scary knowing the kind of person my wife is, things could escalate if she finds a suitable partner (I've heard of pedophiles teaming up with other pedophiles) as she constantly meets new clients

I don't know what to do

>inb4 post the videos
>inb4 post massage clients video

Divorce her and post her dox. I'll marry her if you're too much of a punk to handle her.

this.

nice try user but ive seen this pasta before

Seems like all these stories on Sup Forums are fake..

is it legal to post in this thread?

You deserve everything that is coming at you.

It's more like 4fiction

Thats because they are you autistic summerfag.

What are you talking about yes 11 year old are ten times more sexually active than older women. Well most of them anyways.

Oh give it a rest you little tool. The pic is fake af and you know it.

This guy gets it.

thatsthejoke.png

No fucking shit, summerfag. Fuck off

>reddit
>9gag
>is a feminist

I think you should leave and never come here. Sup Forums is not for you.

Also WHO THE FUCK does not know how to take a screenshot???

are you a girl?

Holy fucking shit, can you seriously be that retarded? Fucking summerfag, get off Sup Forums

So basically you're saying summerfags are smart and regular Sup Forums viewers are stupid? Okay.

But if they leave, who do we laugh at?

>falling for the bait

Is it summer already?

You.

itt pedo fantasies

Our own pathetic lives and fuck ups shared via greentext.

What I'm saying is that you summerfags ate annoying and always take the bait. At least lurk around for a few days before typing your nonsensical shit

"It's summer now, I can finally visit Sup Forums. About time because you know I never was allowed to use Sup Forums during the spring, winter, and fall."
Sup Forums logic

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Hi!! Im kinda new here. Im going to share knowing ill be anonymous :) something which reddit or facebook doesnt offer:)

Im a 22 year old woman (or femanon as you call us here lol). I have a sister who's 19 and believe it or not she spends her free time being a cam whore :( :o.
One day one of my cousins sent me pic related and told me this is what my sister is up to. You should have seen my face. I couldnt feel my legs and I swear I could feel my heart jump out of my chest. My baby sister is a cam whore. At first I was weirded out by my cousin sending me this but then i thanked him.
So one day after a few days of composing myself I visited this site she broadcasts on. And there she was my baby..I still remember her sweet innocent face, her silly laughter when we used to wrestle with our mom. She was topless and for a moment i was tiny bit relieved that that was all she would do but no...her cam description said something about tokens to get her to 'play'..I wanted to throw my laptop I was crying and shouting at same time. Sad and angry.
All the while i kept thinking how did she get into this? We were not short of money she was going to school my dad was paying her tuition too. She didnt need the money. Was she raising money for something/someone we dont know? i didnt know.
I watched her cam for 2 hours. I stay away from home and I just couldnt stop seeing her. The room she was in brings back a lot of memories. Sweet innocent memories. That room had lost all meaning. It was filled with wrong doing and i imagined that room being filled with the aroma of lust :(. No longer can i look at her the same way or enter her room without thinking what she does in there. I stayed on her cam to make sure she wasnt being hurt. I didnt need to. Every room had moderators and she had a couple. I didnt say a word. I just couldnt.

So do i tell her? As a big sister should i give her some sort of advice? Got anything for me guyss? Im desperate.

Don't like it? Then leave Sup Forums, retard

retard

Its too late habib

Get some OC, this has been posted too many times.

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boom

Pics or it didn't happen

Today on things that never happened

summerfag

It clearly says male feminist. I'm a proud redditer.

Go back to 9FAG, you autistic prick.

Then why the fuck are you at Sup Forums? Get your sorry-ass back there

Not new here. I just think it's stupid how people assume there's new people on this site just because it's summer.

I like how %90 of people on Sup Forums are summerfags and newfags pretending to be oldfags by accusing others of being summerfags and newfags

I like messing with summerfags.

Kik me we can be friends
Kik is LagMeNot

I like how 99% of the people on Sup Forums have the iq of one. It makes me feel like the smartest person on the earth

True story.

I always thought I was completely straight until a friend and I experimented.

I have always loved girls and still think they are the best. When I was 16, an accident caused me to be a paraplegic (paralyzed from the waist down.) I dated some great girls, but never had sex with any of them. Mostly because I couldn't feel it anyway, so why push it. So, I always wondered what it would be like to have sex.

One night, while getting drunk with a best friend, I told him about what I wondered and asked him about it, so he offered to let me find out. We experimented by jerking and sucking each other off.

It was such a turn on that night, that I've never gotten it over it and have ever since found many other chances to "experiment" with other guys because it is the only way I get really turned on. I am thinking I might be gay.
Also this is the first time im making a post here so please reply to my post so ill know my post has passed the moderator's approval and you can see it

I have come to laugh at how fucked OP is.
>HAHAHAHAHA!!
>You're going to jail, Nigga!

hahaha me too!!! how do i sign up tho:/

I messaged you fucker

Rad story bro. For the record, you don't need a mod's approval for a post to be made. Also, you need a picture/video and to post from the main page to make a new thread.
Also yeah.
You're gay.

sharpie in pooper