Fuck, so unlucky

Fuck, so unlucky.

Guess quarter finals is as far as we'll go.

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what did he mean by this

At least England will make it to the semis
Wales could actually make it to the final depending on if Portugal pick up form

3ABF is too strong, mate.

But you're American, no wonder why you don't know that country.

How are you going to beat France?

Literally the worst path
Wish we were in the path going through France and England or Wales and Hungary

How the fuck did they determine which 3rd place teams went where?

You won't believe it but there's a pot and balls and it's called a lottery. I swear it on my mother's soul.

Rashford is the next Martial

They said Algeria, France, Brazil, then Argentina was the worst path too, bro.

Bollocks I thought that was the semis, welp QF is still good.. r-right..

A complex ritual involving coke, Platini and tranny hookers.

call ISIS

>finish first
>get punished with harder path

TOO SOON
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Gotta rig it for the African hosts somehow.

Dont you dare invoke mememagic.

You fucker, you'll probably beat Spain but can you please lose to us just this once?

the bracket was already decided in regards to groups and 3rds before the specific teams were picked.

just Pest oder Cholera my shit up

>tfw you'll lose your Ro16 match

Us? We won't.
Nor will you, I'm sure you'll beat Spain.

I'd rather lose to Spain again.
Well maybe not. I'd rather win this thing, especially since all the teams we're going to face are loathsome.

Thank you based kraut

Look at how easy the other teams have it

bbc.com/sport/football/european-championship/euro-2016/schedule/knockout-stage

Ridiculous

sorry, i can't.
but at least if Spain beat us you will avenge us.

>Implying that our national team is good

Welp, quarter finals is something I guess.

WE
CAN
FUCKING
DO
IT

tfw all 3 UK countries are in ro16

>Algeria, France
Why did you name same team twice?

No, this will finally be the time for Löw's meme team to not reach the semi-finals in a tournament.

Just sack that Swabshit already, DFB kikes.

Some countries have a bane, a team that they'll alwas lose against, no matter the relative strenght.
Italy is Germany's bane. Croatia is the bane of Italy.

it will be a germany struggles against fodder, then sweeps the compeition episode

>Croatia is the bane of Italy
where on earth?

That episode is from the WC series.

This is EC.

>sweeps the compeition
You would need a striker for that.

A sweeper keeper will suffice.

we just need müllel to score again. wep porved today we can create chances for him, he only needs to convert them. he used up all his chokes today, from now on, every strike will find the net

We struggled against Frace, though. Closest match of the WC.

France wasn't competition though. Just training.

Yeah, Muller should have used up the limit by now.
Kill Goetze and you will win the whole thing.

>losing to slovakia
It's okay Germany, you guys have hostels too right?

>implying our national team is not good

F U C K
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K R A U T S
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I would prefer Italy to beat Spain because Spain deserve a good thrashing, and Italy have been playing well. And I like Italy. But if either of them beat Germany then I'll be happy.

>Italy or Spain
just send our team home and spare us the bullshit

we are your bane shitland, prepare your anus

Down some tea, Tommy. You're starting to behave like working class scum again.

I want to see spain vs Germany for the sake of seeing who'll be playing posession. they cant both havve 70%

>tfw you will play against a tired German/Spanish/Italian team in semi-finals.

You could have played vs Switzerland.

75%:75%

The ball will levitate in the air between the players, like an iron ball being pulled by two magnets with the same force

we're never beaten croatia

I am actually confident that >we can beat Italy this time, but then again

>2012
>look at the line ups before the game
>Reus, Gündogan, Müller, Klose on the bench, Kroos man marking Pirlo, Podolski starting
>JUST

Löw will find a way to fuck it up

Daily reminder:
"Wer Europameister werden will, muss jede Mannschaft schlagen können."

it's because we never played real competitive games
it were friendlies or qualification games
tournament games are totally different

well, we've faced Croatia relatively few times but FUCK! why we can't beat Croatia!?!?

you do realize you play spain instead croatia?

Genuinely hope you lads win it all, these brackets are a joke

nice engrish my croatian fella....
yeah, i realize that ;)

Spain MF is better, Germany have only Kroos to pass sideways.

Querpass-Toni will just turn 90° and pass it sideways into Spain's goal. Easy play, easy life.

i'm tired, sry for slavglish

I'd be okay with reaching semi

It's all I want at least.

But at this rate we won't

You're crazy, m8.

We're better than both of them. Doesn't matter who we're facing in the quarter finals, we'll win and destroy France in the semis.

Drop the proxy, Nigel.

khedira is decent, kroos is incredible this EC so far, and our wingers and full backs play midfield, too.

between our CBs and gomez we're basically just one unorganized midfeid with the only intention to keep the balll and someitmes try to creat a chance. even if spains midfield is individuallly better (which they are only slightly if at all) it's gonna be tough for them to firstly win and secondly keep posession

You're not facing us again m8.

Ich drop meinen Proxy in deine Mutter, Ahmed.

France is the Brazil of Europe.

2012

Ach halt's Maul, Hurenkind. Kommt doch nur Scheiße raus.

ice cold balls desu

Mehmet please.

Geh' und mach mir 'nen Döner. Zu was anderem bist du eh nicht zu gebrauchen.

I'm calling it. It's gonna be a Croatia-France final.

Hör auf die Sprache meines Volkes mit deiner Dummheit zu verunglimpfen, du hirnverbrannter Untermensch.

Sitzpinkler

ah yeah, i remember now
we finished 3rd behind spain and italy and then italy and spain played in finals
so unlucky to be with them in same group

Inselfranzose.

multi7 get

Nein, wir sind Angelsächsisch, Schlappschwanz.

Pls let us win. If we win well, it screws over Sweden. Remember what they did to Trap.

And if you win Turkroaches will be out.
I will miss your team and your fans if you lose.

>norn iron on suicide watch

SPAIN?

wait but didnt germany already beat italy 4-1 or something in a time when they even lost to england

>he rates friendlies

>er ist ein Warmduscher

>er ist ein Zipfelklatscher ein angesoachter
>er gehört sich mit der Scheißbürste rausgehaun

Fuck off Woy, in first place we unironically would have had an easy path to the semis if it wasn't for him resting our starters to play Clyne, Bertrand, Hendershit and Wilshit. I just can't understand his decisions any more, I think he hates England.

>all the 5 teams on the right are better than the 5 teams on the left
What is this shit

>Messi diving in grass

Wew