Hello Sup Forums I need a bit of help. You all are so wonderful at writing letters...

Hello Sup Forums I need a bit of help. You all are so wonderful at writing letters, I'd like some help writing a break-up letter to my nasty (soon-to-be) ex. So, if you'd please help me formulate a nice break up letter to her (her name's shelby) from me a few words/sentences at a time, that'd be great! If we don't 404, I'll cap the letter at around 3:30 EST. and I will send you the text conversation as proof. thanks! I'll start.

"Dear Shelby, I'm breaking up with you because,

you are a gigantic pain in the arse,

Shelby on my dick nigga

Dearest Shelby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.

Cordially,
user

And i cant stand the hair in the drains. I mean cmon its fucking gross.

Dear Shelby, I'm leaving you because,
FUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDYFUCKMYNIGGERCLITDADDY

Sincerely, user

I'm also gay shelby

Don't get me wrong, i loved the time we had (at least the parts when you were sleeping), it's just... i'd rather NOT kill myself out of madness.

if you kill yourself, id fuck the dead body, if that makes you feel better

All those cocks won't be able to fill the holes in your soul, but it seems like you don't actually care for getting better. So... i'll let someone else be your: safe haven, punching bag, idiot, person to practise your lying on, oh and wallet.

We're on page 10 so, here goes nothing.

OP here, I'll just send her whatever you tell me at this point because I don't feel like making a new thread

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Remembre when you introduced me to your family, well i really wanted to plow your mom, id fantasize about being your father and having sex your mother almost daily

I'm not angry anymore, just deeply disappointed in the universe's ability to create functioning organisms. On the other hand i really have to congratulate you; the fact that your brain still has not killed itself out of disgust quite the accomplishment.

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>06/04/16(Sat)03:07:54 No.687762973

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This is best

I just need some space, it's too hard to be a good spaceman with you being so clingy. holy hell

Thanks op, you da man

I know he's dead, that's the point

Oh, is that another: my gf and i browse Sup Forums regularly and in the end i'll show her this thread, leading to us giggling our asses of - thing?

Lololol

Op
No she fucking hates Sup Forums. She's one of those tumblr fags now, she used to be cool

I did it at 3am to interupt you thinking about your dead dad.

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THIS

Stop acting like you don't know what's going on. I know the truth now. I know what you've done. And i will not forget. Expect me.

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About as high as you were a bad girlfriend :)

id like it if you would grow your pussybush to an extent that id feel like i was at the zoo with a free admission pass cuddling next to a gorilla that i dont even need to feed a banana to

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Do you think I would stoop so low to waste more time fulfilling a threat towards you?

uh oh guys

SHELBY WAIT I'M SORRY

It wasn't me, my friend took my phone and started texting you!!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER WRITE THOSE THINGS
I was actually just preparing a cake for you (i know you were disappointed on your birthday). It's a very special one, filled with poop i gathered over the last few weeks. But don't worry, you won't taste it. The tranqulizer will kick in before your taste buds can react. When you wake up you'll love what i've prepared for you:
I dug up your dad's body and prepared it so you can suck on his dick once more (a little bit of wire works wonders).

What do you say hun? ;) :*

i forgot my dildo at your place

If you could clean it real quick that would be great, spit polished as always.

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AND BTW im taking up necromancy, you're dad is WAY more interesting than you, and he doesn't even breathe!

i think youre overreacting, you need to have a skittle, maybe under the circumstances a sour skittle

and that's all folks!

GG op you are one lucky fella

Thanks for the 40 keks op

just one more please...?

i uploaded all your shit: bit^ly/1U0JYlc