Waifu thread

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>other shit
>robot claimed

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thanks. the 840m isn't a 1080p card by any means but older games from around fallout 3's time run fine maxed out in 1080p so i had some hopes for it. i will try that though, thanks.

>ninja'd

Claimed

Just another reason to commit heresy.
>goodnight

That 1 second steal, nice one.

i only said maybe

Miho claimed

Thanks but don't get in trouble over me friend.

Car. Lots of flood water there. Aint shit here unless i park it in a bad area and it goes "missing"

You knew what it took to get those powers but you went and threw everything away just like you did that condom wrapper (hopefully)
You have no one to blame but yourself
Your right on that but i was hoping 4 would have atleast been on the level of NV but they had to fall short and make it more about killing and looting than what its supposed to be about the story and side quest and tiny bits of information you collect all around the wasteland

still here

I robot. Boop beep

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Always gonna claim Penny~
>Doing otherwise is HERESY.

No you're thinking of Beep Boop Maggot.

Again

I'm a sociopath AMA

Milinda claim
>Mirai please, if you here at least log onto your steam...

I wont get in trouble. Its no problem, anything for a friend. :)

>Shiragami Youko claimed
>Post sad songs, as always
youtube.com/watch?v=gRBzcggoWl0

Now now, wasn't this attempt 3?
Stay up, you know you want to.

>"I got a guy for this."
Dude that's so fucking cool! It sounds like you're pretty damn irreplacable!
Why would you do that to the student's emails though? Isn't that illegal? Just messing with someone's private email?

Hm, I feel you. Can't do anything about it but wait for it to pass. Just meme it up, play some games and dull the pain.

Hey I'm all up for not caring but at the same time I don't want to be the "weirdo" of the entire college kek
As much as I enjoy dodging reality at the same time it's also real.

wait for it, it's gonna need it's own post.

yup, no problem
Also if you could do me a tiny favor, try to use the following rules as some people are bothered by the shortened ones that we're using.
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun

...no... I just pulled out..

This fucking manga is making me want to hang myself from my balcony even more than usual, god damnit Shira.

>toriel fanart
>'I'm a sociopath'
>AMA
Oh man these are all warning signs of people I avoid.
Looks like I ain't askin' you shit, mate.

Ohhhh! Where I live, some cars go missing from nogs stealing it. A mystery on how they do it when it's in water

Boop boop boo beep?

Do you like Lasagna?

The gets never stop coming
You know?

Thats straight up sex nothing can save you now
Have fun not dying a virgin
Howdy green nigger
>moka

Being an adult is not giving a fuck about what the little people think. Gotta be your own man

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no you aren't you lying faggot
alright, I'll use that then. probably gonna keep it saved in my favorites or something.

0 hope.

Had to post a picture to grab attention m80
>AMAguy
Also you are just a "normie" who "feels" "emotions" what do you know

Alrighty then

Rip me, no warlock powers..

youtu.be/Yii2rM2gvJU

>shinoa

No I want to shank it over 3000 times

Oh, no, we use a Google system so we create emails, which are like first initial, last name, and graduation year, for example MJenkins15@(schooldistrict).com, they're school owned so we can just toss em out after we're done with 'em. Same for logins.
Usually the students aren't allowed to use their personal emails on the school provided computers/laptops, but there are always ways around that.
>Not that I teach them ways around it.
>Beep Boop. I am a robot. I have come to steal American jobs.

Well meme'd friend.

>Speedrun
Really? That doesn't seem like the type of game for that.

Wew, ever had a run in with the police?

That sounds sadistic kek. I just let the temp do me in.
>Nah I'm pretty sure I didn't then.

Honestly I feel like they'll just complain that why are those two idols together and ignore everything else. You tied it I'm guessing? I want to hear Deja Vu again now.

Never played Zero, wonder if it's available somewhere. Ayy tried 6 at a Best Buy. It's a amazing series. Did you hear about the new one?

Ayyyyyyy it was meant to be. Could of really been Mr.Steal Yo Girl then.

>Best idol claimed

Let me touch your hair yuno!

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youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

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You know, I was hoping that I wasn't going to get an answer like that. It was pretty easy to guess though.

Why? And isn't 3000 a bit much?

Please?

cute.

really, really cute.

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I just worried about you is all military isn't always nice about some things.

Im says get the bitch flooded they have to cover it. Other option is i get it stolen in a shit area.

What part are you at?
I don't remember being this said.

>Actually expecting people to post the full set of rules
Oh man I'm sorry, this has been going on for awhile.
>The wheels are in motion
>You can't stop the train now, son

Hey you pink fuck.
How're things down in Texas?

I don't believe you.
Proof required.

>putting normie in quotes
Son, are you being ironic, because I don't like it.
Son, are you being unironic, because I don't like it.
>Pick one

Yo I haven't heard this song in straight-up years. Congratulations on bringing back nostalgia.

>Dust In The Wind
Good, but you could do better, mate.

I laughed.

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Yea, thats what happened with elder scrolls too. It happened earlier with elder scrolls so id hoped theyd realise it and fix it but they didnt.

Wait you lied to post then
>i'm not a robot
for shame

Have you been playing any overwatch?

Damn, jenny getting savage in here.

But it takes foreverrr to make it nice and soft..

Im going to drink you drier then a California drought.

I'll help you

You have a point there. Don't worry about me though. I will be fine.

Did you just sit here, waiting for jenny to post just so you upload that?

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youtube.com/watch?v=beiPP_MGz6I

Every time.

Hands off my shipmate
Wetter than the devils dickpit

No!

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Unless, you know, they do.
Then you just have to wait a little and they'll come right back.

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*deep breath*
I'm going to ignore the existence of Heroes of Newerth for simplicity's sake
When Dota started falling behind in terms of graphics, quality of life stuff like skins and customization and the menu usage and shit league basically filled that spot. It was Dota but polished and "better". A lot of the dota players switched over including myself. At the start it was amazing, no rules and people just playing how they want. Over time though the community just degraded because of several reasons. Riot is amazing at marketing. "Play for Free!" on a lot of websites and the big boobed chicks all over the place attracted a crowd and it ended up being the wrong crowd. Basically you have people like Yuuki and others who actually play the game for fun and enjoyment and then you have these absolute tryhards that follow the professional streamers, copy everything they do and then blame the team when it doesnt work.
Riot was spammed by so many reports of people calling their teammates shit that they added a dummy report called Unskilled Player which doesn't actually do anything but helps tone down the pointless reports. I stopped playing around Season 4 because of just how shit both the game and community was. I played again and the solo queue non-draft mode is still just as cancerous as it was. Everyone picking their favourite assassin/damage dealer hero and blaming the team when their aggressive plays go wrong.

As for gameplay, the issue is only with something called "ability power". In Dota, abilities do a flat amount of damage so buying item didn't increase it. "Supports" are generally those that don't accquire gold and instead cover teammates with crowd control and damage spells. In League, ability power adds a percentage of said power onto your spells, which means the base damage of the spell has to be lowered so they remain balanced.
Cont.

And who might you be?

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Ok friend
>hugs

It's not in and of itself sad, it's just making me sad. Making me think about a lot of shit I can never have and how I threw away so many opportunities that I can never get back.

I'm "definitely" being "ironic"
But i "apologise" (Or what my psychiatrist tells me what to do when i act "unsocial")
I didn't take my medicine

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Ich bin hier

Hallo mein friends

How are you doing today?

Im going to kill yukki

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Heres your song
youtu.be/Q-pXD0FXLQ8
Yunos shipmate
I worked hard to capture her and im not about to let a cow titted harlot take her
(Even tho i enjoy your cowtits)
>moka

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LEAGUE TO DOTA

LEAUGE IS PROGRAMMED FOR CASUALS, DOTA IS THE BETTER AND MORE COMPLEX GAME

ICH HAVE SPOKEN WITH PROFESSIONAL CHINESE LEAGUE PLAYERS AND THEY AGREE

OH MEIN GOTT

Surprisingly, nope. They got better shit to do at 10 at night I guess.

It is, but it's effective.
>steamcommunity.com/id/MakoMaho
>Time to figure out who these other people are

I wouldn't doubt that, guess I'll try /vg/ in the IM@S threads. Maybe the Love Live threads as well. And ya, I did, it's trip because the lyrics seem like they don't match up at some parts till you listen to them again.

I'm sure Gamestop still has a few, or there's always the internet. And I sure did, looking forward to it.
>AC3 remakes when?

You aint doin shit to my homie

Heavens, that's a mouth full

DU INTROVERT ANIME GIRLS MUST GREET DER FUHRER

ICH BIN DER FUHER

Ich mote mit dir chatten

Hmm do not be upset, I am no harm.
My breasts are for everyone.
I am you but stronger, yuno.

>beep boop beep beep
Boop

Top beep

Que the song!
youtu.be/w4irCdKJC3I
I would so post the pic but I'm in trouble by bun

Dude speaking of rain, can we give it to yuno? Cause I don't want it

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And you're welcome dude

Yes...

>Hugs

Im sorry, I cant stay up any longer...Goodnight everyone. Someone please tell Mirai if he shows up to check his steam?

boop bleep
i'm always going savage

Like hell you are

Delicious

Jealous, honestly.
Dryer than shit up here, for the past two days.
I think I'm dying, I'm not used to this.

Good pick, friend.

>making me think about a lot of shit I can never have
>how I threw away so many opportunities I can never get back
Shit, now I'm catching the sadness.
>I've missed a lot of chances.

>didn't take medicine
>more unnecessary quotes
>implying anything you can do on Sup Forums will make you seem any more "unsocial" than you actually are

Chill.
Hang out.
Stay a while.
Nobody's going to judge you who hasn't already.
How're things going, mate?

He always had a really nice voice.

Fragile girl, your magic is nothing against me!

Oh, mein poor, pathetic Anime girls

You cannot accept change, you want a pure sanctuary, void of drama or conflict

But there will always conflict, it is human nature

Was ist das point to chat among die anonymous board? No point

Grow some character, some charisma

I dont control the rain sorry.

Night. Will do.

This ends up making supports weak non-damage dealers which most people don't enjoy playing. They've changed that now but last time I played the mentality hasn't changed. "I'm not good at support, you pick it" "Sorry I don't play support" and you end up with a team that has no supports and not enough gold to go around.
The reason this happens is because league has become a meta game. One top laner, one jungler, one marksman, one support, one mid laner. Ignoring this meta ends up with your team most likely losing, especially at higher levels of play. The items, the heroes, the game is being designed around this meta. It makes it very stale.
This gameplay, combined with the overall just shitty community of 14 year olds attracted by the assassin fantasy, flashy colors and big tits makes it overall shitty unless you do like Akiko and Homura. I.e. Play with friends just to have fun.
Dota 2 is fun but only if you don't mind spending a full hour on every game and being chill while you play because otherwise you're going to end up angrier when you come out than when you went in.

I only play heroes of the storm now, it removes the laning phase and skips straight ot the fun, it also lets you pick whatever you want to play before you meet your team. Casual game is actually casual, no stress, just fun. It's simpler but just more enjoyable overall.

Sorry fuhrer it was just to give an idea, dota is superior game pls forgive.

Alright I'm done.

Bring it on mothafucka

Yes it is.

*teleports behind you
usheathes katana
pshhh nothing personnel

Enough with your petty quotation marks

Psychiatrist is the most useless medical specialty

A PCP can prescribe adderall, sertraline, etc

A psychiatrist is afraid to prescribe Metformin

You are wasting money and time on a useless "brain" doctor

See ein therapist and go to your PCP who ist ein general practitioner

You aint touchin yuno
I know it was weird when i went to Washington almost a year ago and it was 90 degrees
Yall niggers need some rai

So... its a tryhard game?
K I'll stick to Tree of Savoir

It was a hologram!

hello

>I never have an opinion on MOBA type games like LoL or Dota 2
>I can't stand playing them, they're not fun for me, but more power to ya if you enjoy them.

Hallo mein freund

Danke for greeting Der Fuhrer

i'm off to try fallout 3 again. bye guys

Oh, and can someone tell that zone poster to fuck if he starts posting again? thanks

>Tryna become friends with the town wizard
>I gotta get in his basement
>Not for creepy reasons, but I just need to know whats down there because he said
"What do you think you're doing? I only let trusted people down there!"
and I'm like
>Nigga imma become yo best friend in the span of three weeks.

Only when the time permits it. I live with my grandma's family during the summer so I have to wait for them to clear out of the room to be able to play with less than 500 ping lol

Ah okay, makes sense. I thought you were bombing their own emails lol.

Basically, but only if you make it out to be. If you play it casually it's tons of fun. But unfortunately the teams you play with end up making it a tryhard game with their shit talking and meta picking.

Not sure what the greentext is about but it's only enjoyable if you take it easy and not worry about winning.
In league it's a lot harder to do though.

Peace out robo

>need some rain
Son it rains so much here.
Not like in terms of density,
But every other day it's like sprinkling.