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First for PLEASE lend me a fiver

Denis Novak is an Austrian tennis player. He is ranked 196. He plays Britain Daniel Cox tomorrow. Cox is 554th. Novak is at 2.08 on marathon. The bookies know something.

Figured it out. Novak has played 2 games on grass in the last 5 years. Still worth a punt.

3rd for REFUSING to tip properly

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I had a small amount in my Mara account so I'll give it a bang

Novaks grass record looks tez and cox has qualified for Wimbledon twice before but I'll go a small.

Mind if I share this one on Reddit friend?

xth for CRB goal

8th for all paid tipsters are pathetic frauds

does odds movement alone indicate a good tip?

It will come.

nothing to do with that. bookies (and general tennis fan really) know that wimby uk wild cards are fucking shit...... except at wimbledon.

plenty of examples just today of very lowranked brits beating more accomplished (relatively) players.

willis (5.00) over sugita
salisbury (2.20) over gianessi
corrie (1.90) over tommy paul

these are people who get LTA wildcards for a month and you never hear of them again until 365 days later.

Is this a meme?

Still gonna go for it. The ranking disparity is too big to pass up.

Querry at evens vs Baghdatis. Wat. FREE MONEY.

Need another Gale Falkenberg match like AIR

Who's Berankis playing lids? NEED to see that stat-padding bitch get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT again. :^)

>tfw he's probably stat-padding a Japanese high school tournament right now

pmsl

Here are 4 guys who I like for tomorrow in qualifying:

not the best odds, but that's tennis. They are all solid power hitters that love grass.

Falla (1.45)
Bemelmans (1.57)

a bit below their level, in my opinion but strong servers

Roger-Vasslin (1.4)
Brands (1.23)

and de schepper (2.15) over copil for slight upset. qualies are not the time to bet underdogs.

>Cox

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On Louisville FC -1.75 marge.

3rd game in 7 days for Toronto, with the last 2 both being away. Louisville are one of the top teams in USL and as they don' have a parent club they have a strong core of players who play every week.

They attract decent crowds and have some excellent players such as Hoffman (13/10) who has decent MLS experience, McCabe (12/1) who has the most assists in the team along with Smith.
Toronto II are poor and have very limited experience, with their oldest player being 23 years old. On top of this they are missing 3 of their best players and a huge chunk of their goals:
Johnson 14/4
Edwards 10/5
Charpie 12/0

They are also playing their 3rd choice GK and are starting a striker who hs only played 20 mins all season. Toronto first team have a Canadian cup match tonight so these players may be with the senior squad.

LMAO that was pretty funny. But no one will get it.

Underappreciated

pmsl

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>They attract decent crowds

party atmosphere?

Whoever mentioned De Bakker please leave. He is a pathetic excuse for a tennis player. Absolute cunt tbqh. Lost against some literally who ranked 500 at some clay challenger. Fuck him.

NEED wins for Novak Querrey Mladenovic Roger-Vasselin Smyczek

CRY God for England Harry and St George.

Someone's smacked The Villages, was it tipped in any group?

All me

>backing anything higher than a SW in the USL

Pmsl good luck

Miami got a red m8

Down insane

Down

Hass moves lines

Also fancy Chattanooga depending on how they start. Good team and not much between them and knoxville ladies

CLAY challenger. his serve alone beats any not top 100 player on grass.

Struggling to believe that people unironically fap to traps

youtube.com/watch?v=6Z7bMWJpXY8
Stream for CHATtanooga

>5' Toronto penalty by Salvador Bernal Flores SAVED by #LouCity's Greg Ranjitisingh!

Unreal, based Greggie

Why can I only profit on 365?

It's not a case of beating asia, I have all other bubblegums but I only ever made profit on 365. Since being limited there I have just broke even for about a month.

Would absolutely LOVE to know why The Villages don't know the offside rule desu

Because you aren't shrewd

Spot the MASSIVE DANGERS.
Really hope the are not invited to any children's birthday parties desu

THREE new Unibet skins opened in the last fortnight, what a time to be alive.

>says the perm sporting man watching a US womens soccer stream at 00:15am
Very odd behaviour

>talking shit about the Chattahooligans

Gave up watching that game
spotted

pmsl

HASS
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Nice one pal. Thanks for the money

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Yeah hooligans are tez, give up the ball so easily.

what sites?

To those who say "pixel punter" or penny chaser

Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny

Poland to make the semi-finals bet looking SO SO good right now.

Bagdatis vs Quarry even oddd, who to bet?

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LOUISVILLE

Querrey mate. Tennistipster already tipped it

Is it a solid bet?

Looking very good.

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LOUISVILLE

CANT STOP TOPPING UP

0 shots zzzzzz

Unreal bet, cheers for sharing

THIS BET IS A WORLDIE

THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY LIDDO

Where are FC Miami taking this throw in from?
Mount Mordor?

CHATTANOOGAAAAAAA

Storm delay lid

Looks it desu. Querrey has an excellent grass record. Massive serve which is exaggerated on grass. Baghdatis is a decent player but is unlikely to break.

Physically CANNOT stop rebacking

PMSL leave the house for the first time in days and I miss this. Can't stop won't stop needing death

BASED CHATANOOGA

OVER 1.5 GOALS 1ST HALF

THANK YOU VERY MUCH SLAGS

Them stats have definitely got to be wrong, cant have six corners with only 2 attacks and 1 absolute danger

Theres been so many good bets the last two days, this isn't all that special

actual rball on betfair

It had large limits in Asia though

HASS
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>Also fancy Chattanooga
Why are you celebrating Knoxville goals?

>tfw mocked Hass last week when someone stole his tip and everyone was giving the other guy credit
>tfw I posted about The Villages before Hass and he is getting all the credit

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CRB?!?!?

tears!

>he doesn't know I'm a big Villages fan
I've been waiting for this game all day lad, in fact I was on myself before they conceded pmsl
Probably celebrating the Villages goal. I know I am, got on DNB at 3.25

ABSOLUTE TEAR IN MY EYE

Same. Smacked The Villages at 2.2 though, so w/e.
Stil disappointing, considering CRB had some pretty decent performances lately.

my eye just sucked it back

CRB SURREAL

>score on a red
Classic South America

CRB UNREAL

I go down to make a drink and come back to all these goals hahahaha what happened lads I've got a semi on

>Hass making up odds
Sick fed up of this. The line is clearly -0.5, not 0.0. Reporting it now.

One day I am going to bet on every South American team that gets a red to score next and I will be up so many cunts

Never in doubt :^)

LADS, if K-W come through this will be my longest win streak.
>Being this late to the party

Still there on 365, and at higher odds I think

>waste all my money in the day and bankrupt myself before the big wins come in

why

Mfw put 5000 for USA over Argentina.

Chatanooga choo choo slags @9 is worth a quid

Because you're a mug who never learns

-0.25 is in Asia now too if you don't have accounts, although I wouldn't take that personally. Derby are a good side.

>score the second after I cash out on a fucking red
Fuck you you South American pricks.

zzz don't care. Tipping fake lines to the point of 0.5 goals is a joke

Hungary +1 1.20 seems solid or is Ronaldo just pretending to choke

>cashed out
BEGGING you not to procreate

Do you plan on ever having sex?

Hungary want to lose.

>you will never be an American bookie making easy money from mugs like this.

Why even live.

Memes.