Waifu Claim Thread

Waifu Claim Thread

Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun

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Hey everyone.

Claimed

still here

nice job on the rules fake girl

It's just talking and discussion, promise.

I definitely agree with the heroes dumbed down thing! There's no complexity and the talents are usually one way or the other desu
Smite was tons of fun when I played! The whole third person thing was really cool but it wasn't my thing. I especially like the gods and stuff, I heard they added a japanese pantheon now too.
Do you still play?

Ah alright, might pop in there sometime

You honor me so much, Fuhrer! Oberleutnant Karen! I never thought I'd see the day when I could be this proud.
>Mein freund.
Mein freund.
Are you german?

Penny Claim!
>Though I'm worried because I can't find her at the Halloween Festival and with those damned skeletons around I don't wanna take any chances.

ICH BIN HIER

DER FUHRER NEVER RESTS

WIE GEHTS

>WaifuHusbando
>Waifu's/Husbando's
Still? :|

Best girl

Dropping in late as fuck but I aint tired yet!

best humor

Ohayou everyone

Akiko claimed

Last claim
Going to bed
Goodnight waifus

Ich bin demütig

Ich bin new to die Anime Girl chattens

Be proud, weil du will see more of der Fuhrer

...

Claimed.

Best God

Hi Eddy, what brings you here? Assuming you even remember me, that is.

Claiming Seaport Hime.

I copy/paste these things, what, expect me to make an effort?
Good luck, don't get sucked in!
Beautiful waifu, user. Don't forget the 4A-GEU engine to make it the best.

This is going fast.

Don't understand the meaning of oversexual but I love mercy alot

D is almost always trash

Would you call this trash?

Fair. I'll badger the original posters.
Apologies.

Thats fair, i think i mainly put a lot of time in smite because i love to be an agressive support in mobas and that was almost every support in smite.
No, i quit when season 3 hit because they fucked EVERYTHING up
>season 2 was tank meta
>all they had to do was tweak the characters a bit
>season 3 hits
Mages are op, Adc is op, tank items are not even half what they were before so solo laners and even supports just get oneshot. They were so close to having it just right, they they just threw it out the window. I cry every time

>then you gotta get a need for speed

Ayy Rikka, what's happening?

Pretty much. There's way more traffic related crimes being prosecuted than homicides or burglaries. Not saying they're terrible but fuck those tickets.

Think of it like a bird flying over a volcano. It's gonna get demolished.
>tfw I remembered I have to spend that 5 dollars to add friends.
Kek forgot about that.

Ah then they'd should be down for this. Kek, wonder if they'll flip shit because a Love Live girl is there. Good luck with it.

Really? Come on Bandai, that's a cash grab right there. IOS? I have an Android anyway :(

If they can't release a collection then it may just be
>Never

>Best idol claimed

She is sexy as FUCK

i am going to put it in D and go to town

>Found Penny. She was stuck in the spooky maze.
>Finished that event
>Gonna go to bed. Gnite /Waifu/
2am is such a lovely time of the morning to go to bed
>Parting is such sweet sorrow.
>Posting fave penny pic as my goodbye pic~

ISIS_Chan is that you?

Who is this?
She's better than any animu

This guy never gets to play mei again

thats one ripe tomato

Hey Soft Maki how is it going? Is your girl off?

I hope you enjoy us, Fuhrer, I look forward to seeing you here. I've been working on some pictures for Karen that will impress you

I'm not going to post, just watch how it works.
They're on Sup Forums, yes? But not 24/7 threads? Are they daily?

I'll be leaving in a bit, should slow down.

absolute garbage lol

kek, aggressive supports are really fun, really makes you feel like you're making a difference. My favourite hero in smite was Chang'e I think. Her dances were so pretty and the music was very entertaining.

Good night penny.

I'm going to read replies and go do other stuff, seeya all.

Claimed. Heading out in a minute to a party.

i have returned from the depth of hell.
Whats up people?

Anzujaamu

Everyone on Discord is dead you fucker

I know

No clue

..Maybe

Fucking sanic speed here.
>She's not that bad

filthy normie

How could I not? I still wish I could bury my berries in barry

Mercy lover here I'm going to buy some converse and paint the the colors on mercy I got the shoes I'm missing 2 pain colors and I should be good. Well all of you guys have fun with your waifus they are all beautiful

Impress der Fuhrer?

Ich bin liking you even more, mein Oberleutnant

Danke!

That's a cute doggo. So what brings you around these parts?

>Ye-aay
I only play Mei, I am best Mei
Mei is bae

Let's play again later, I've been having a blast with you guys. Too bad I passed out yesterday. I only had time to close my windows before I got knocked the fuck out

Heil!
>2003 get

Jeez, fuck that noise. Thinking about it, California is the only state lane splitting is legal. It's gunna be hard to resist doing that elsewhere.

>Need to spend $5
Fucking wut

I hope not, I see no reason all idols can't get along. We manage to just fine!

It really is, I'd love to play the first 3! The new one slightly reminds me of it though, so who knows. I think it's on Android too.

>Automatic AE86
user, I'm disappointed in you.

I'm not sure of the exact scheduling, although I can call on someone that does if you want.

Thats coolio, i liked sobek, geb, and bacchus

Wait is there another akiko?

Der Fuhrer!
Is die Gaskämmer ready for die Juden?

>tfw when you're trying to smurf and everyone in your team is losing his lane

I only just realized how recurring these waifu claiming threads are

so naturally I have to post in the hottest trending threads with the best posters

All about keeping up dat appearance

PLS, no more, i cant take this abuse. Yea it was pretty fun.
>tfw when i play on eu i didnt have a single problem
SO confused

Wait scratch that, im just being dumb.
>it was totally a bait.jpg

...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

YOU CAN'T KILL THE DEAD

>Is die Gaskämmer ready for die Juden?
Unglücklicherweise, die Gaskammer ist institutional. For die Anime Girl chattens, I must create a more appropriate Gaskammer.

Know that feeling. Used to get that when i played with my friends.
Assuming you're talking about league
I was plat and most of my friends were silver.
Sometimes it's just impossible to out-carry the other guy. Lol

Thanks fam.

Going quite well, might sleep soon after this thread. Yeah she's off, won't be on for a bit sadly. How are you?

Kek, just don't get caught.

You need to spend at least 5 quid to have certain features. Yeah dumb af, but I just made one and haven't bought anything yet. Most people would have by now.

Exactly! Idols should be united as one!

Relieving those in HD, oh god it's to beautiful. Haven't seen any info on it in ahwile. Ayyy hopefully.

...

maybe you should stop vaping :^)

I'm plat too, I can't fucking get out of it.
But now I'm playing on another account.
and is worse

Why are you here then?

b-because I wanted an excuse to post finnick as my husbando but then I forgot I need a whole folderful

I have slipped into the abyss of *AMATEUR HOUR*

Yea I was really surprised at how high the quality of eu server was compared to us. Maybe us just has a lot more traffic? I don't know how it should make sense

>Akiko

Yeah it's always funny when you go in to a low level game and wind up playing against people who are about your rank. Sucks. Lol

Get on Discord you fuck so I can listen to you scream about Overwatch

I will not be memed that easily friend

I guess yeah. Sorry I left you guys, all the yelling and shit just got too much for me. I feel more at home here, among my people.

You left?

I only say this because I have been coming by so rarely that I don't notice even a fraction of what I used to, so many days go by between visits.

I'll try not to, lol.
>That reminds me, I'ma need your head size to choose which helmet to bring along.

That's odd, then again, I got Steam and got Audiosurf in the first few days. Need a few cashbux?

>IM@SxLoveLive crossover when?

Just imagine the graphics in the space levels of 3!
>Speaking of space, Operator showed me this this morning and I thought it was cool
youtube.com/watch?v=4jEz03Z8azc

My dudes, you are both pretty weak.

That gif is quite persuading but no one else is online right now. Maybe the boys will come online in 2 hours or so? I don't really talk when I play solo

It's because you're already a meme
>Your skype picture
>It's dat boi

If only it wasn't at such a shitty resolution.
>My gif I mean
Oh well, I have people over for dinner, have to socialize and stuff.

Oh, yeah. /animus/ is pretty alright also.

The Gods blessings upon you Kirino
Hope they don't stick around for coffee

Hello everyone

ill be on for a while still, im sure we will get some people

Oh great, now everyone is gonna know im a filthy memer. My life is over

Sup Chara.

hello.

Makoto, was it, right? I hope I remembered the name
Squidgirl! How are you? I'll probably buy Pokken today

I came here to chill, not to get spooked. Pls be gentle

I'll try to hold back Mugen
Maybe a hug will do?

ah thats better

so no delta episode?

Yep! How ya doin?

why the fuck is it still small!?

The Gods blessings upon you all

Hello Chara
Yea it's saturday but it's only 10 am here in Europe
I'm sure the guys will start coming in soon, they're just all lazy shits who sleep until high noon

Hey Aqua, ready for some more rounds later today?

Doing meh. I'm making a copy of my certificates and will print my resume out. Going to apply at a Gamestop today. And probably buying a Game. Pokken probably. It's already worth 80 Euro on amazon so I suppose it will be worth much more later
Morning Akiko! How are you?

Testing 1 2
testing 1 2

it is almost 2am here. arent we all lazy shits?

Aqua? i- i guess...

Im cool with that, just dont stab me with that knife of yours. Also listening to the undertale OST as i type

>Tfw i dont wake up till 6 in the afternoon usually

Good, screw tickets. Kek, uh medium size? I never measured my head.

Yeah since that's not my primary platform for gaming so I haven't invested into it much. Second time someone has offered this. Kek, am I that poor? Thanks but keep it please. If someone else adds you it works though strangely.
>steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198306487550/

What's a good cheap game though?

>IM@SxLoveLive crossover when?
Please don't let it be never.

This needs to happen now. Woah that's trippy af.

do you want to work at gamestop because you want to work at a gamestop or because you need a job?

Both
Simply because of both.
Friend of mine works there so I have the best chances to get a job at that gamestop
Fine, fine, I'll eat some chocolate then.
Undertale OST.... I heard enough of it. I think I listened some weeks to it and now I obviously can't hear it anymore.

Claimed, hello everyone

I slept decent for the first in some time
Dreamless sleep is best sleep for me. It's still early so I'm taking it a bit slow, hoping the boys will turn up for some more games of Overwatch later

>almost 2am
Sleep is for the weak anyway
>arent we all lazy shits?
Indubitably
>Aqua? i- i guess...
Well I'll try to remember it as Ika from now on
I've only ever known both you and actual Aqua as Aqua, so I call you Aqua

Living the NEET life
I could never do it

Ay you lazy shit, sorry for passing out yesterday. I'll be on for some more today

>Gamestop
Good luck, you're gunna need it!
I'm at work, I am not lazy!
>Waking up past 5 PM
Muh nigga
Hmm, would it be too much to get a measurement? I probably won't have an exact match, but I have a small and medium spares so far, and I can probably get a large as well if I need to.

Fair enough, and I don't if you are. But I know you said you didn't have a job, so I figured I'd offer since it's only $5. Very odd.

>I personally like Audiosurf because Rhythm game, but uhhhh.....
I've got like, no Steam games I haven't gotten to play with friends, so I honestly couldn't suggest much.

BRB, starting kickstarter now.

Apparently that company plans to send manned missions to Mars in 2025.

Hiya Mio.

I tried not to listen to it too much when i got done with the game so id still want to listen every now and then.

I wish i was full neet, i have a overnight job and it makes me have this messed up sleep schedule

whats up

Hello! How's it going?

kek i got to wake up at 10 tomorriw so my sleep is slowly diminishing.
>I've only ever known both you and actual Aqua as Aqua, so I call you Aqua
oh that makes sense then i guess.

yet here you are on Sup Forums while you work? sounds like a lazy to me.

Pretty good, chillin to music and Cheez-Its. Think my water finally warmed up.
How bout you?
Well what else am I supposed to do? I'm security, I walk around once an hour and that's my whole job.
>Until a fight happens and then I gotta deal with the police and long reports

My homie over here knows how it is
>feels overnight man