YLYL greentext edition

YLYL greentext edition

only stuff you lost hard to

Fucking kill yourself. You have no sense of humor.

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Check'em You Gay Cocksucking Faggots

Double Dubs Retarted faggot Faggot

That's not a green text fuck face

Fuck off none of these are

So close

See
Fuck head, and if you don't want a green text edition don't fucking request it faggot

:u

Five off isn't close you cunt

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Bunpy

:uuu

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semi afk posting here

Fucking died laugthing

The longer version of this is basically the butcher guy was legit psycho, but op managed to explain shit to him and psycho meat man said soz n fucked off.

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I actually think a Fliz would be fun as fuck to ride

anyone else here?

>.gif

lurkin

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Lost

Always gets me.

Why is none of this greentext?
The op even said "greentext edition" and then preceded to not post any greentext.

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Fucking lost, motherfucker

I haven't lost that bad in years. I am legitimately crying right now from laughing so hard.

here's your greentext

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unfortunately i don't really have many actual greentexts but i mean thread seemed pretty dead so i just posted this stuff anyway

most greentexts aren't really good enough for me to save tbh

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Lost hard. How did he not finish the job after that?

Kek'd
>Door handle

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long one

GODDAMN...Japan bringing it.

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outdated joke

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Fucking newfag doesn't even post a greentext to begin with

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what
the
fuck

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crying

if anyone was wondering about the filenames i name them when i save them so i remember what they are when scrolling through quickly

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I have oc but this is my first greentext
Let me know if u want

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im crying

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Fucking topkek

want

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"Fresh" OC.
>be me
>normal day, home alone
>on a fart combo streak
>stomach hurts
>turd camping anus for 1hr now
>go bathroom to shit
>just another shit, no worries
>sit on toilet, shit wont come out
>fear strikes my mind
>itwontfuckingexit.jpg
>stuck in toilet, claustrophobia strikes
>start sweating, 10% of this monster is out, the rest has yet to come
>anus burns, can't handle size
>sudden flashbacks of collapsed anuses and hemorrhoids start playing in my vision
>start crying out of fear, covered in sweat
>hyperventilating the barnyard smell
>try to cut this alaskan bull worm in pieces by closing
>shit like a deer
>stomach pain is gone, feel relieved
>BUTWAITTHERESMORE.jpg
>Final Boss NG50+ is approaching
>just kill me end this agony
>try to push it out, feel it almost coming out, close anus inb4 prolapse, repeat x20
>finally shit it out
>ass still burning to this point
>flush toilet, it wont even fucking move ONE bit
>wipe ass, desperately try to flush it away
>use glass of hot water to make it "dissolve"
>genius me, pour water from a heigth, poopy water bounces all over my clothes
>covered in shit at this point, been breathing barnyard-shit-air for the past 40 minutes, drenched in sweat.
>on this day, my asshole received a grim reminder
>type this while my ass is bleeding

Pic related.

the cringe is strong, especially putting it on a faggy background

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lel

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That hurt to read.

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