KICKOFF IN ONE BING AND FIFTEEN BONGS
WE FOREFATHERS NOW
OFFICIAL USA/ARG GAMETHREAD: FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA EDITION
Colton James
Matthew Howard
RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
POST RARE EAGLES HERE
Robert Phillips
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
>BING BONG
defense!
Jeremiah King
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Cooper Collins
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Austin Young
>Starts in one bong and fifteen bings.
Not one minute and 15 hours.
Go USA \o/
Ayden Phillips
THIS THREAD IS TOO GAY AND SHIT...KILL YOURSELF OP
Levi Richardson
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Tyler Walker
We are truly the only nation that embraces strange love with no color....
Nathan Green
HEY GAY OP MAKE ANOTHER FUKKEN THREAD LESS GAY
Thomas Hernandez
>mfw an American thinks he has a chance near me
Alexander Allen
Glad he lost all that weight from doing MvF
Kevin Peterson
FIGHT
Jacob Brown
AND
Benjamin Barnes
What's up with this gay ass picture
Fuck this shit I'm jumping in another thread
Jackson Ward
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Elijah Cooper
Fucking Wondolowski! WTF Klinsmann.
Levi Lee
>wondo starting
Ethan Baker
...
Tyler Butler
where's the stream
Daniel Ortiz
LITERALLY bunker ball: the lineup
get ready for some boring anti-football from USA. guess they got shook after the mexico thrashing from chile.
Jace Russell
Every attacker and midfielder is from the MLS
BUS PARKING IMMINENT
Joshua Harris
>MFW Argentinian subhuman thinks they can speak near me
Brandon Howard
WIN!
James Thomas
FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT
Luis Lee
Would be a better picture if there was a log of poop in that space on the left
Anthony Rogers
Wondo. Starting. What the FUCK?
Switch him out for an actual winger, and this whole lineup changes from something bad to something good...
Wyatt Myers
LETS GO
Aiden Reyes
What's wrong with Wondolowski?
Julian Morales
Called it. It's bunker and hope for set pieces. Cynical shit.
Ryan Bailey
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Grayson Price
FUCKKK
Brody Butler
>Wondo
Mason Wilson
GET AT 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Andrew Taylor
This. Embarrassing.
Parker Johnson
>Windows
Parker Williams
He shanked an easy one in the Belgium game that would have sent us to the quarters.
Joshua Nguyen
Well, Again, I don't know who to support
The home team or the greatest enemy so we can have the duel of fates I want since unfortunately, Trump vs Sanders will not happen, I will conform myself with a Colombia VS Argentina
Nolan Thomas
But is he a bad player though? I mean, for USA standards.
Lincoln Davis
This game will be Portugal vs Autria tier
Liam Nelson
Nothing worth the hate he gets
Ethan Miller
He has a notorious habbit of choking in the box in high pressure games.
Jordan Jones
He isn't great, but he isn't terrible. US fans are still mad he took Donovan's spot on the team and proceeded to choke at the most important time in his career.
Asher Lewis
>Argentina has the ball
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
>*DING DONG*
>DE FENCE
Kevin Collins
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Jace Nelson
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Aaron White
He didn't take Donovan's place
Davis or Green did
Robert Lee
>Wando
Anthony Ross
>15 bongs
cool il watch it when i wake up
Elijah Fisher
Argentina is wearing blue
easy US win
Screencap this
Asher Powell
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Wyatt Sullivan
I hope Argentina rapes the US so no one gives a fuck about soccer here.
I almost died in Iraq. No reason for this shit to be here
Anthony Murphy
the newfag meant bings
Jaxon Perry
If Messi is really an autist than a US player should just whisper "Sonic Sucks" into his ear and he'll run off the pitch crying. Easy W.
Owen Bennett
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Evan Murphy
>tfw we're going to win and there is nothing ABUSAs can do about it
Carter Williams
Messi would rather debate a presses than like Sonic.
Grayson Morris
>Argentinian subhuman
Jackson Phillips
disappointed in this lineup desu. we are going to lose anyway, might as well try to do it with style. defend with 7 or 8 instead of 9. Also, this is obviously 442, i don't think we expect wondo to be providing lots of tracking back on the flank
Isaiah Bell
We only choke in finals using the blue
Maradona scored the famous goals against the Brits 30 years ago wearing the blue
Josiah Rodriguez
>Wondo
Just kick my shit up (over the net)
Jack Young
...
Parker Diaz
>people actually thought Nagbe would start
Oliver Garcia
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
Landon Jones
I'm rooting for you usa!
MAKE FOOTBALL SOCCER AGAIN!
Juan Ward
or supporters just screaming this
Jackson Morris
How many bongs?
Camden Moore
>News guy ask if the referee is good
>Sportscasters say he's bad, very bad
I don't think so, it's obvious USA will win. Remember me, it will gonna end 1-0
Isaiah Hall
Fútbol*
David Baker
If we actually can manage Argentinas attack, I'm sure we might see some tactical changes and substitutions that give us some more offensive flair. I do agree that Wondo won't give us much defensive cover on the flank, that's a problem.
I'm fine with this lineup though,it's rather safe. I'm curious to see how the back 4 + beckerman deal with higuain + messi
Joseph Long
Literally bings
Gabriel Torres
It's on at 02:00
30bings
Michael Parker
>we
loo
Mason Jones
Should I stay up and watch this?
Lincoln Foster
Bad refs are the norm this Copa so it would be weird if it wasn't shit.
Jayden Ortiz
Game will likely be terrible filled with bus parking. Shitposting may well be worth staying up for.
Tyler Davis
Where the fuck is Green? Is he still alive? Is he still an up and comer?
Nathaniel Cook
He's joining Agudelo and Morris in the overhyped shitter shack.
Easton Sanders
How many a presses does it take messi to beat bobomb fields?
Juan Martin
is this the comfy thread?
Jayden Reyes
I'm an American staying in india for two weeks
I was on a 13 hour plane ride while Mexico got dismantled by Chile at my home stadium
Asher Carter
what happened to rubin?
Jaxon Lewis
He's not bad, but he's slow. Changing him out for a winger that can get in behind means that we can worry the Argentine backline without making Yedlin/Fabian Johnson overextend all the time.
Wondo is just too slow to start the game. Dempsey got space because Bobby Wood's runs forced the CB's to back off, but now they can press as high as they want. Only fast player in the lineup is Zardes.
Gabriel Powell
10-0
Kevin Wright
But them tits lad
Lucas James
Injured all of last year. Just started playing games for Jong Utrecht (Utrecht reserves) to get match fitness.
Bentley Allen
Bag on the face and bang bang.
Ayden Gomez
US is probably going to start very defensively, Argentina might half-try some atacks at first to test what they're up against and when Banega or Messi get an idea start the attack.
US will rely on counterattacks which isn't too bad an idea considering Zardes is a fucking jetplane and could outrun Rojo.
Our defense hasn't been too tested this cup, which could be bad for us.
Anyhow I'm confident we'll win scoring 3 or 4 goals and maybe allowing one.
There is a chance that with an early advantage for us US might play less defensively and get posibly devastated by our incredible offence.
I do hope you guys rape chile on saturday.
Liam Brooks
>those teeth on the right
Adam Hughes
What kind of crowd are we expecting tonight?
Chase Miller
enough to start a riot.
Dominic Lewis
Houston, so it will likely be neutral.
Jonathan Powell
This is how we do it.
Ethan Peterson
>game is held in the usa
>people will still cheer for messi the whole game
Cuckmerica
Gabriel Adams
Dubs and I drink
trips and USA win 2-0
Ethan Carter
Double digits ans USA wins
UK leaves EU
Trump becomes POTUS
Check em
Jackson Powell
so close
Brody Watson
Former host of the show most representative of American culture.
Blake Rodriguez
ur 1 off cuz u got 1 wrong
Aaron Morales
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