Can't wait to see him throw a runner out at the plate. Here's his MLB hitting stats: 300 PA, .181/.207/.317, 8 2B, 1 3B, 9 HR, 25 R, 31 RBI, .137 ISO, 1.9 fWAR.
Jaxson Scott
Whelp, the Hammel meme is officially over lads
Alexander Edwards
>Jason Hammel getting rekt
I look forward to this six-man rotation.
Cooper Mitchell
eventually we'll learn to stop relying on Hammel
Joshua Reed
Thank you Albert
Aaron Russell
Based Albert Almora putting a smile on our faces :)
Mason Price
oh good, we're going to get raped by the weather tomorrow
Camden Peterson
I never see these posted individually, just the aggregate image. What gives?
Nicholas Gonzalez
by the time I made them, Maddon had realized he should only give Richard garbage time
I only used them 2 or 3 times, and just once did I use the full set
Wyatt Martinez
>JD mentioning """""God""""" on tv
Why dont they fire this jagoff already? I dont need him preaching his stupid religion to me ever
Ryan James
how about now for a time where Heyward doesn't suck
Camden Thomas
Fedora.
Matthew Ortiz
obligatory gif response
Blake Gutierrez
ayy
Camden Thomas
...
Leo Bell
trips speak truth, there is no God in baseball or maybe even at all
Aiden Parker
>Tom Brady commercial
What in the actual fuck?
Xavier Nelson
>Cubs keep getting the lead-off man on
Do something with it, motherfuckers.
OH DAMN, Contreras has fucking wheels for a catcher.
Matthew Morris
wtf a six man rotation...please tell me this is gonna be okay.
Jack Lee
crazy uncle joe has gone young kids playing everyday crazy
Tyler King
Can we please break out the dingers now
David Gonzalez
no, ok maybe later then
Hudson Gutierrez
They're not going to a true six man rotation, they're just having Warren make a spot start or two (one before all-star break, one after maybe) in order to give the actual rotation a break, as the Cubs have 24 straight games without an off day
Ryan Gray
We don't need Chapman, we've got our own Cuban lefty
Lucas Roberts
Based Concepcion El Cubano making his debut.
It's been a long road. Fucker was signed before Soler for an $8MM bonus. Pretty much everyone thought he was a bust right away.
AYYYY FUCKING K
Atta boy.
Kayden Lee
wasn't he friends or teammates with Soler in Cuba, like half the reason the signed him was to attract Soler
but yeah glad he could come back
Cooper Torres
nice shifting tardinals
Kayden Gonzalez
WHAT DO WE WANT?
DINGERS
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
DINGERS
Jace Smith
1908 tbH
Carter Adams
Exactly. I remember all the hype when he signed. Some said he could be a #3 starter in the majors because he had a good frame, low 90s fastball, curveball, and changeup with solid control. Got to the US, got lit up, and couldn't strike out anyone. Then the hope became he could be a #5.
I guess being a major league LOOGY is better than nothing, right?
Robert Lewis
Good year.
Ryder Hill
Hello I would like to order some DINGERS. Any kind of DINGERS will do. If you know where I can find some DINGERS please let me know.
Julian Cruz
Incoming Almora DINGER
Liam Morris
Russell is CLUTCH in late innings. He just always gets big hits. Hopefully this allows the Cubs to get some fucking runs.
I don't even wanna know how many runners the Cubs have LOB.
Robert Allen
>that russell double
don't tease me like that
Logan Gonzalez
UMPBALL
Michael Parker
That call was pretty bullshit tbqh.
John Nguyen
tfw LOB
Charles Green
Maybe you should have delievered HITS lol.
Carson Brown
time for Heyward to fuck it all up
Kevin Jenkins
Time for Heyward to shit the bed
Jackson Howard
Heymind
Jayden Russell
I'm glad I don't have to deal with Heyward being shit anymore.
Julian Sanchez
>Heyward
Are you literally waiting for the second half to heat up?
Grayson Foster
faggot lucky cardinals
fuck you
Jonathan Jackson
why does Pedro Strop wear his hat sideways
is he trying to act gangsta
Leo Roberts
Pedro is gangsta as fuck desu
Gavin Edwards
Hey, so can we have those dingers now please?
Carter Perez
>ITT: butthurt Cubs fans
Ryan Baker
Congrats on being the Cardinals fan to post in the gamethread this series
Dylan Brown
the first Cardinals fan, it should say
Easton Lewis
It still made sense
David Martin
Its funny because the guy Addison plays at Addison station
Michael Allen
Dingers please
Adrian Diaz
I was here yesterday and today, asshat
Just because we don't feel the need to post every 40 seconds doesn't mean we're absent
Gavin Clark
That was the hardest swing I've seen all season
Benjamin Powell
>thread is at 72 posts >implying Cubs fans spam the thread
Cardinals aren't even good at bringing the bantz this season
Brody Lee
>point out you are incorrect >you get indignant about this somehow
Jason Kelly
Damn. Maddon needs to bring a magician or something. Two really close games that they've lost.
Zachary Green
>losing a series to a team that just dropped five straight to Texico teams
>cusb
Brayden Barnes
There are no Argiefags in here, right?
Oh well, at least STL won.
Anthony Jackson
>Cardinals "fans" >don't show up in the thread until the 9th inning >weak bantz when they won't even make the playoffs
Nicholas Price
mad your team lost?
Thomas Bell
why did Almora swing at a pitch at his head
Cameron Rogers
Well there's only so much room on the newest meme team's bandwagon, right?