Hey Sup Forums, anyone know what else my girlfriend and I can do while we vacation on Paris...

Hey Sup Forums, anyone know what else my girlfriend and I can do while we vacation on Paris? We were just at the eiffel tower and are now done with the Pont Des Arts with the padlocks of love.
Thanks

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Go check out the Moulin Rouge, probably have to book head, but definitely a great night out with the missus.

Otherwise just go wandering all the different shops and shit. My favourite thing we did was Avenue des Champs-Élysées, and even at like 3am, it's so busy and just alive man, it's awesome.

Checked.
Anything else thooouugh

Thanks man, great suggestions, appreciate it.

Why not spend 5-10 euros on a lock, so that it further ruins the Paris scenery and creates a health hazard.
It will stay there forever, until the fence section is cut out by the council and the locks melted down for scrap.
It's such an original idea and perfect symbol.

I encourage you to escort your girlfriend to one of the many nightclubs there, then stand back and watch her be seduced within minutes by half a dozen bisexual men, women and baboons.

With some luck, she'll have aids to take back with her, and maybe a couple of aids babies.

My first quads

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Uhh ok.

Fugg the bunny

>watched a special episode of his favourite sitcom where the main characters go on a less-hilarious-than-usual trip to paris
Lol yeah and also u shud c the iFull tower!! Joey and Rachel kissed there!!!!!!

Spend the weekend in the hotel room, chatting on here while your girlfriend is culturally enriched by some diverse 'refugees' in the hotel bar.

Do you have any suggestions aswell?

Go join the legion and leave the bitch behind, pussy

Hate to break it to you user, I'm not Arab, but look at the hands in the OP.

Bullshit
The padlocks were removed a couple months ago due to the structure of the bridge collapsing under the weight

Best areas in Paris for romantic visiting and typical french activities:
Montmarte, where there'sall the street painters and otherstreet artists like dancers and fake statues.
Le Marais, basically "The Gay District" where everything is really nice, cute and expensive.
Also Bastille and Chatelet arereally nice places to hangout and for bars.

And sorry for the shit weather

Go see the catacombs. Pic related

I was there for 2 years, so I should have.
If you hadn't posted about the fucking ruined bridge full of idiotic locks that spoil every fucking monument, I would have been more forthcoming.

Just search for something more stereotypical, like "romantic thingz 2 do in the city of LoVe xoxox"

Reading comprehension of a blind-faggot.

If you want to party, there are good afters on some boat some week ends. Don't remember the name though but you can ask around people will know.

If the weather is good, chilling on the quai de seine in the st michel area is nice too.

Look up parks, some are beautiful, lots of museums too if you like that shit.

Avoid 20th aroundissment, every area including a train station (worst being gare du Nord), Champs Elysee at night.

Don't listen to this guy, he's trying to see you killed.
Le Marais is a famous mafia hangout, and they hate tourists. Avoid it at all costs.

Can't believe people are still posting this ancient meme. It was originally a trick for homos so they'd walk into the district and have their heads caved in.

K

Thanks man

been in Paris few years ago, i think its the most beutiful city in Asia

>Why not spend 5-10 euros on a lock, so that it further ruins the Paris scenery
The French ruined that already. There's drunk white fags in the gutters and non-Syrian refugees assaulting their women

Paris is a shithole

Champ Elysees at 3am is a very bad idea. French fag here, so many people praying on others at night dispite the police presence, people get beaten up and robbed over there all the time. By day its totally ok though

Not all of them.
Source : i live in Paris
Depends are you looking for touristy stuff or parties ?

20th and 18th districts are the best nightlife in Paris.
I dress my best and go there to hang out with all the socialites. Usually see a lot of famous people passing by and have even been invited to some otherwise exclusive parties just by being in the right place at the right time.

Check it out, best stuff happens after midnight.

Name of the club is La concrete

Throw rocks at the pakis

>the padlocks of love.

Fucking cringy tourists

Check out the Louvre but don't take valuables with you as the security will just slam your shit down on the conveyor and break your souvenirs.

Arrete les champs c'est toujours blindé de monde

Le Marais is very posh/busy mostly, appart from prostitutes ( there are a lot) no mafia going on more than anywhere else. Pretty safe place to be, proof : Gays are all over the place, not really the most brave bunch out there

Go to district 10 and pick up an old Asian hooker

enjoy the piss smell

Thanks for the warning.
Both are fine. But mostly touristy stuff.
Sorry, don't know if there's a name better describing it beyond the French one.

I said further ruining.

It has gone downhill since the first darkie or faggot was allowed to live there.

For bonus points, op can go to the jew district, where he'll be jewed into buying some highly overpriced food from the monopoly of parasites there.

OP is blackanon?

go see le lido brilliant show plus tits pay the extra for the better seats 100% worth it bro

yup go to catacombs

Je te l'accorde, mais à partir d'un certain moment la nuit ca craint des tonnes imo. Je suis pas parisien donc peut etre que j'ai juste pas de chatte du tout mais 3/3 ou je me suis retrouvé en sortant de boite la bas, ca s'est mal fini.

La concrete is awful my friend works there it's a shitty and expensive club. Go to the Cats and dogs in république, it just opened, I went last night and it's pretty awesome

Go to the 13th and pick up an eastern European prostitute.
The ones in 10 are so low quality that they sleep with pakis.

Je sors tout le temps au zig zag depuis 3 ans j'ai jamais eu de souci

trips of lies.

More people 'go missing' in that district than any other in Paris.
Anyone who has lived there knows it is mafia controlled.
Op is probably quite young - and he'll believe your crap and end up in trouble.

do you like art OP ? and go to laduree for the best cakes and desserts also amazing macarons, sacre coeur is good aswell but watch out for niggers they will try and pinch your shit

I'll avoid it anyway just in case.
Not into prostitutes, sorry. But thanks for suggestions

The joke was funny for about 1 post kiddo. Just fuck off

Noted, I don't like the club that much per say but used to be the only one of its kind that I knew off.

Ok c'est moi qui dois avoir une gueule à me faire agresser :)

My bad OP, seems like Champ-Elysees at night are alright, I generalized my own experience

go visit the catabobs! she ll love this and you!

ITT faggots complain about minorities when judging by the OPs pic, he's a minority.
>KEK

Don't listen to that idiot the marais is awesome and one of the safest in Paris. Just google it ffs

>kiddo
start quoting your confirmed kills you fat useless faggot

Take her shopping in la place de la vendome. It's pretty amazing and excellent value.

dubs of homosexuality

Look at how persistent he is with the lame overused meme.
Did you find it on funnyjunk? Pathetic

One word of advise for food, don't fall for restaurants with very long menus. Its often quite expensive for canned food. Try to spot restaurants with a shorter menu and specialties. It's often cheaper and way better

Raining Dubs and trips in here. I'll just Google it up and see. Thanks.
Thanks for the suggestion bro

ahahahaha

I'll admit that one made me smile

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Get there early in the morning to beat the line which can be fairly long

If you're black with a white girlfriend though you better stay in Paris and major big cities like that in Europe. In regular like civilian Europe, they aren't going to be very nice to either of you. On top of race mixing you are Americans to, so yeah stay in the big city

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I'm not American, we're from Austria.

Have you done it before? What's it like?

Yep. Rural Europe is full of ISIS. All of it.

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Why aren't you back I Austria, fighting for the fatherland.

You could kill a dozen a day with your bare hands. Kill them on arrival while they are still weak from the journey.

Become an hero

visit the chineese district or la butte aux cailles at Place d'Italie

59 rue de Rivoli
She gonna love this underground hyppies artist spot.

Go to Versailles Palace

I found watching the gypsies doing the cups and ball scam great, some of the worst acting you can see by the people "playing", extra points if they are not clearly related to each other.

concrete sucks hard, only for wanabe parisian girls

You wouldn't like me though. I'm only second generation born in Austria. Which may be obvious by the main picture.
On vacation? Naahhh.
Noted.

The tour is pretty interesting but ultimately kinda dissapointing. The catacombs that are closed to to the public are way better. I've gone down with some friends who knew the tunnels for several underground parties and it's awesome. Lots of people down there

rape some cunts, rape her, get raped

cut your dick off and suck it

buy assweed from one of the nignogs selling eiffeltowers and get blazed

That and 16 year old faggots who trip out on shitty X. Also fucking annoying hipsters

doing the catacombs while the Seine is at its higher in 100 years?
Yeaaaa seems like a smart idea to know how to swallow a lot of water in a little time...

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

tu as des contacts pour faire ce genre de visite?

never forget

>judging from OP's pic
Just like you took that photo of Tom Cruise, right newfag?

Being this retarded

"you have the contacts to do this kind of business ?"

Sorry Australian not French, the translation doesn't make sense to me....

Moi j'en ai mais la plupart amèneront pas des inconnus

That would be cheating.
Austria has no need to steal its victories.

He means do we know someone who will take him to the closed off part of the catacombs

take her to eat a crepe or something at saint-michel, it's quite nice

Ah I see, thanks for the info.
Prison doesn't sound fun man.
Thanks for the info
Because I'm happy

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Explain how anything I said is incorrect regarding nigOP?

Go for a swim, I hear the streets are nice and wet

My bad, misread your post. Although Paris sucking dick can't be blamed on gays or blacks, too many of the native Parisians are just as gay and niggerish. Met several French people and international students who hated them with a passion so I know it's just not me

Try and make it stop smelling of piss.

What about my post are you too dumb to understand?

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