G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

It's against my religion to do so

I still have to complete Plague's End quest in Runescape

I don't have a gun.

why dont you tell us why you wont kill yourself for once?

I need to know if she's the one.

I'm going to a party with my girl friend

OSRS?

Because I remembered I'm not Anthony Burch.

Because legends never die m8

because it is selfish and would ruin the lives of my family and friends

what religion is that ?
how far are you in it so far ?
guess you gotta live then.
i'm the one asking the question tho.
who? why do you think she is the possibly the one ?
nice. a dance party ?

Because I'm about to beat MGSV. Can't wait to see how Big Boss becomes a villain and has to fight Eli.

hahaha

>i'm the one asking the question tho.

no im asking you a question.

ANSWER IT IMMEDIATELY

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home and drive a nice car
>I have a well paying job I enjoy and find rewarding
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health

Muslim

Sauce???

kill yourself now, muslim scum

Because I'm going to do nothing all day, then get chinese food and watch the last few eps of season 1 Mad Men this evening, and it's going to tight

Leafy is beefy thats why

the reasons are literally infinite

because i need sauce on this

how is mad men so far?

Because I'm in the process of clearing up these blocked oil glands around my eyes so I can look handsome and pull bitches again. Also have a job lined up at a car auction house.

Things could be better but they could also by a hell of a lot worse

cause I can smoke all I want, even if I should study

...and you spend your free time bragging to anonymous children on the internet.
>Seems legit.

I'm enjoying life. While it sometimes seems like series of struggles and fuckups, it always gets better. Also overcoming hardships is rewarding.
Guess I won't kill myself as long as I find some type of happiness in life.

I have all the required skill levels and I need about 2 more quests. Then I can finally start it. (RS3 btw)

Not bragging just a daily affirmation. Why are you so angry?

g'luck hope you win.
Nice trips of satan! Still not going to answer tho. not yet.
That's all wonderful man.
more trips! Awesome. no sauce tho.
madmen was a great show. Don Draper is a role model.
it's a fucking awesome show.
cool man, try to study too.
more trips!
Glad you are enjoying life man.

I'm still a virgin

Then again im working 2 - 9 at Stop n Shop tonight. Maybe i should just kill myself

>Nice trips of satan! Still not going to answer tho. not yet.

how long must i wait?

No, just a party with a bunch of people from school

I'm expecting our second baby. Time's are good. You?

Hi there. Glad you could create another thread. I was worried because you didn't made a thread for some days. Keep up the good work.

cus i aint no pussy bitch

why not get a prositute and take care of that bro?
nah, enjoy your job. try to meet a bitch.
don't wait. carry on with life. the answers shall be revealed.
Congratulations. may you have a happy healthy child.
actually i did. you didn't see it perhaps.
hello to you !
i'm glad that you are not a vagina female dog. this makes me happy.

687797891
Thanks

How dare you deny trips sauce???

Figure I have a few days left before I feel I really need to.

Why wait?

i know. how fucking douchey of me.
or maybe you can think it over and decide on not doing it.
he has time. he can ponder and perhaps decide not to.

gib sauce satan

>try to meet a bitch
Aight ill try, also nice satan trips

ok we both got satan trips so maybe you should reveal yourself

Good point.

because im not suicidal. Im not particularly happy, or accomplished, but i see no reason for sadness.

I have yet to be beaten in a fight and I'm trying to see what is gonna happen with my bitch girlfriend

Anything goes.

seriously don't know.
satan trips are awesome.
we need 3 satan trips for the unholey sacrifice to happen.
glad you are not suicidal.
glad you are are undefeated. also fuck your girlfriend in the pussy until she's not a bitch anymore.

Because I need to come early on monday to do a job that pays me literally nothing so I can get a real job and move out of my parents house so I can stop being a leech to my parents and society in general.
Also I have faith that if I try hard enough, maybe I'll make it in life.

I won't kill myself on my birthday

g'luck with that. at least you are headed in the right direction.
happy bday user. may this year be better than your last.

Happy birthday, birthday boy

I might actually do it today.

I'm pretty sure I ruptured or herniated another disc in my back a few days ago. Literally can't sleep due to pain. No insurance and no money so doctor's out of the question anyway. Even when I did have insurance (I've had this problem for nearly 5 years now) they love to give you the run around and fuck with you until your insurance starts denying procedures.

So I'm stuck in bed and can't even find relief here or in any position. And I got a bad cough right now (the reason I think my problem has been exacerbated) which causes the pain to increase greatly. The one thing in greatful for is that I'm not sneezing too.

What is her name??

Have been getting pretty into MTG lately, and I have 2 decks that I'm real psyched to test out today. I also placed an order for half a gram of PCP this morning, which I have been working towards doing side jobs for about a week. I give it at least another month.

Today it's been a whole year I've been with my girlfriend.

I won't kill myself tonight because I'm going to have dinner with her and then do what is pictured in the webm you posted.

It's too bad. Turns out there's AIDS in Eternia too.

Where can i send money to send that poor russian girl to dance school?

...

Because season 3 of Rick and Morty is coming. If Rick and Morty is ever cancelled I'll probably hang myself.

kek

I've got a goal. My life only seems to have meaning when I have a goal I like.

Because i vant find your house

Oh I like this image, is there a name for this type of thing? I've seen the ones where it's a still shot side by side but never video side by side like that. It's so much better.

Because my girlfriend is waiting for me and I want to see how long I can avoid fucking my life up

name?

devoting ur life to a cartoon that isn't anime?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think that I am going to. Shotgun to the chest. I have a wife that loves me, beautiful and so kind.... until she closed down, became depressed and no matter what I did, she shut me out. We seperated. I found the love of my life in another woman...She is so perfect for me in every way. Now, my wife has sought counseling and returned to the person I first fell in love with. I'm lost and confused. My own health has put me in the hospital several times. I want them both, now...but shouldn't be a burden on either them. Suicide is always on my mind.

It's my birthday and my girlfriend is coming over in an hour for a marathon of kinky sex

I would but I have to workout today and smoke some weed after...mebbe tmw tho

no religion is the new religion, faggot. fuck your shitty man made religion, fuckin idiot

Where are you guys gettingHoly shit, someone from Hillsdale?

Move to Utah.

Noice

The fuck was up with her asshole? It was swollen like her sphincter was stung by a fucking bee.

Wouldn't help. They both only want me.

She had her chance user, move on.

Today, I will not kill myself because i'm so fucked up on H, I don't think I could physically manage to kill myself.

don't do it.
i don't know.
don't go back to that bitch. find a new bitch.
lol. send it to moscow.
good show. not worth dying for tho.
i don't know. sorry bro.
nice. put it in her butt
cum on her tits.

Haven't slept at all. Not killing myself because I need to do bad things to bad people.

Scumbags don't just run into a crowbar on their own. Many of them just don't have the decency to fall down on to a knife or smack their knees into a baton.

are you the punisher ? or batman ?

Try to find a temp job agency in your area, it's the best resume builder out there and very underutilized. If you play your cards right and do a good job at every job you'll have an impressive resume in as little as two years and they can line up your next temp job so you're never not working somewhere.

The thought of seeing her with someone else...
We had been together for 15 years. Since middle school.

It just hasn't had 50,000 miles of nigger dicks up it like most porn sloots.

God you are the most unhelpful fuck. Why don't YOU kill yourself?

Too stubborn to let life win

this...

user, she had her chance. Now it's your current wife's chance and you're not being fair to her. Stop living in the past and move on. Please.

>we need 3 satan trips for the unholey sacrifice to happen.

fine here they are

Rorschach.

rolling

re rolling

Nice try, pleb.

I didn't say Rick and Morty was worth dying for I said it was worth LIVING for you stupid faggot.

Because life is starting to turn around for me

mine does that every now and then but then shit happens, dont get ur hopes up user