Can i get a funny paradox/ironic thread?

can i get a funny paradox/ironic thread?

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kek

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There is a town of only men. The men are divided in two categories: Men who shave themselves and men who do not shave themselves. The barber is the man who shaves only those men who do not shave themselves.

Question : Does the barber shave himself?

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no

has siens gon 2 far

put generator: infinite warfare

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yes because the barber is not actually a man

The barber was an alcohol

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top kek

sad but tru

It usually takes a crane to get him out

will you switch your door?

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yes. It'll take a crane to get him out.

yes

Because the ass was fat

Yes. Theres a 66% chance ill lose if I dont.

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I think I'm going to go jerk off. I'm getting wood for no reason

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Dub Trips say no

14/88

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14 88

WPWW

this is now a white pride thread

The one time I get dubs...

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Dubs of destiny, white man. Heil Hitler.

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No idiot then it would be a barberes. Goddamn do i need to explain every fucking thing.

Just watched this clip and it was actually pretty sad.
Very conflicting, cos of sanic.

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FPBP
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rad trips bruh

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