Waifu Claim Thread
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
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>claiming yume
Michiru #1
Signed,
The Thigh High Master.
I'm not much into lol
>haven't downloaded it yet
I'm speaking of this. Your legend has yet to reach these ears. What level math?
What server?
God bless you I needed this in my life.
Hey, that's good news. How's the view looking this morning?
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best suit girl claimed
ok then
im in math 1 lol
Nice and clear, with a chance of too damn hot in the afternoon again.
It's only 11:30pm and I'm sleepy.
Amateur tip: eat breakfast and drink water before run, unlike me
>Shiro
oh well we have kyle
NA kyle
nice ball lol
QOTT: Ferrero Rocher or Mon Chéri?
Sitting in a chair at the party, suppressing the urge to vomit.
>a bottle of rum in 2 hours does that
mandatory cc claim
ooo, my rules, and look at the first rule
seems rather shit, but i've only looked for 12 seconds on google
looks like something i would throw at someone to annoy them
UK-fag
Uk-fag, do you know what crumpets are?
Not? Is that the safe word? So yes means no.
I never knew you were into this kind of fun.
>That's ok, I like this too.
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literally perfect
The former, all day.
Mon Chéri
its rare to find it here, so i like it more
Hey, I just copy and paste them. If they're messed up, blame the person I copied.
Jesus Mizore, are you trying for 2 days in a row here?
Ferrero Rocher since i used to hold the world record for chocking on 7 at once
corn dogs are good nigga
>math 1
Literally zero idea what that entails
>never attended public school
Shiro you dummy, make sure you're hydrated at least. That's how you start throwing up.
This weekend is actually a nice, chilly 90 degrees for us here.
SkyCerberus, add me kyle
Having been to England once, I do actually know, but really only because of that. You gotta try one, man. Most food thought of as "American" is utter shit but corn dogs are a gift from the gods.
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>bathroom
>vomit
>feel better
>drink water
Two? That's weak, let's go for ten days
>imgur.com
Why is your taste so good?
They're fucking excavating in your mouth. Glad that has never happened. Colgate everyday
>Best idol claimed.
My hero
Even if you had fucking Donald Trump with you, I wouldn't want to play lol
I just don't like the game..
I personally prefer eating just after my run~
>never attended public school
>tfw
you got a steam or something so I can tell you lol
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Ferrero Rocher for me personally.
>blame the person I copied.
>i made the pasta
how can i blame myself?
are they now?
>gift from the gods
you must have some lousy gods
Same here, I'm absolutely religious about my dental hygiene. I brush my teeth a bare minimum of twice a day.
Yeah, buttsgalore, I'm not sure if we're already friends there or not.
the league of losers is getting its start kyle :o
oh my :(
MILF
>league of kyles
Now I'm locked out of house with only 38% left on mobile.
>Shiro
>Chilly
>90
Can I assume Florida or something?
>Ten
You'll be lucky if you manage 2. 1 was impressive as it were! 10 is like hitting the lotto twice in a row!
Years upon years of diverse music searching!
>My old ipod is a fucking mess though holy shit
Never let it happen. It's a terrible thing.
The same way we all do.
>BIRB, THOSE PIGEONS ARE BACK AND I CAN HEAR THEM COOING!
Shiro you dummy, how did you even pull that off?
>renge
So THATS buttsgalore is alright
Literally godtier pick.
They are rare too here and the reason I thought about the question is that I bought some.
I still can't decide between them, I like both equally.
At least you would die happy.
>which part of the ferrerro is the head????
That's who*
nice numbers kyle
>kyle
I'm sure I can show you all kinds of impressive things, arent you a little tempted to find out what? See what I can do?
>and feel what I can do
Im at my grandma's house, thought I grabbed the right key before leaving, but think I got my grandma's car key and not house key.
>Shiro
i'll feed you corn dogs like yui and i fed each other sandwiches
i think the fat part :o
Yep, it was for russian.
Math 1? Meaning what exactly? Just spit it out comrade
Being in that state really sucks.
You grabbed her car key, lol, how'd you mess that one up?
i'm too much of cheap-ass to eat either
>jenny claim
Check the windows check the back door, if it's an old house you could use a card to open the door, or a stick if their is a big enough gap between the door and frame
Yeah I may do that, I'll see how my internet goes for a few days.
I'm completely lost in replies. To that guy asking about my art, yeah I'll post some when I can. I just need to practise a bit, but I'll be in these threads often.
>PIGEONS
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cherish them
then i guess you want corn dog puke clothing from now on
Goodnight everyone.
Claimed
I'm here
Idk, I was just going out and grabbed a key. I remember my dad something about a key with a butterfly on it, and that's one I grabbed.
White neighborhood, and since I have ear buds in they may mistake me as a disguised black man.
I suppose I could take them out.
I wish upon you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kirino.
>Shiro
I think that's the right reply aimed at you.
People will hear
Mio (I think I've caught up with the replies)
i'll mail you corn dogs for christmas, add me on steam we'll talk about the details
later gator
whos the qt on the bottom right?
I might be, but I have quite the wall you'd have to get past to get me into another lewd mood!
Make sure they check it afterwards to, as it may need a small dampener to not fry the modem.
What the literal fuck. Why did I laugh at that?
Been drinking water between.
Ill live
just eat one they're good
Goodnight Kirino, sleep well
Hey Akiko, how's your day going?
Thanks kyle
Oh Shiro you poor fool. Well, call somebody or just breakin, whichever is easier for you.
Indeed, that's me.
Georgia, so not far off.
>merely encouraging him
SATAN SPEAKS
Onii-chan
He's a pretty cool guy
Okay, thanks for the advice I appreciate it
Renge, you know what's up. After having that scare with gingivitis, I got my stuff together.
Hey it makes finding stuff fun. A little mixture of everything. Never know what'll pop up next. Kek, will do
kyle
anti god says corn dogs
nice to meet you
Doing good fam, been playing OW with the guys, winning about 70% of our games
Kotori is godlike McREEEEE
Thanks, nice to meet you too Kagami
Close enough indeed.
>Implying it's not a tad interesting
Sure thing, hope it works out.
I need to go on another hunt for good stuff. It's been too long.
>I wonder if Monstercat has their mid year album out yet
>NOW THERE'S 2 PIGEONS!
As well, heading home and jogging after. May be back afterwards!
Best type moon claimed.
Fuck what people think, just try and get inside.
Oh but didn't we agree holes in the walls can be covered with curtains? We can have so much fun together
>alone, behind closed walls
Good. You'll die if you dont.
i saved this one already :o
i would rather not
because we're all sadistic
well... if satan says so
Thanks, I sure hope it does too
......okay, I'll give it to you, that was smooth as velvet.
Sorry...
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Top notch.
Oh so your into velvet rope?
>I'll be sure to get some for us.
I was actually born in Orlando, too. I've been in the southeast my whole life, and this same town for 19 years. Also I've never had the slightest inclination to do anything that could be remotely construed as ERP, but that's just because of
reasons
>inb4 kyle calls me kyle again
my steam name is corndogmaster000
i forgive you
kyle
I know
>goatse
Hey roboto.
Pleb taste buds does good for the wallet.
See you later, Kiri
Akiko, monica, watcha have planned for today?
Lol, it happens. I remember one time I was looking for my phone and I used the flashlight...on my phone to find it. It took minute. After that I decided going to sleep would be ideal for survival.
Please time stamp for sender and receiver, this you must do
Yes you will. Letting go works too.
This aint my first rodeo
Mozartkugel.
the 0's are corndogs
nice
I've never been to a rodeo.
>or a party
are you asking me for nudes? just pm me on steam
i take my corndogs very serious
thats what I love to see
I would follow her butt
do you
or do the dice want you to take corn dogs seriously
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Lolwut? I meant the corn dog exchange between you two. It'll make this thread feel tangible and it's good for memories
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If I let go then everything goes and I no longer have a job.
What is this? Literally first time I'm reading about them but they look delicious.
he hasnt added me on steam, but i will mail anyone corndogs for christmas if they want
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Take me along too, always looking for new songs. Monsetrcat has been lackluster as of late. Kek, see ya then.
o shit waddup?
>literally forgot about thread
>again
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Than you, great one
Thank*
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Austrian candy from Salzburg, the birthplace of Mozart.
It's a pretty beautiful place during the summer, at least judging from that vacation a few years back.
Nice dubs. If you mail me corn dogs, I'll mail you a dog made of corn, not to scale of course
Happens all the time. I slept on two of these threads before and I feel nothing.
Well, my grandma found me outside, and brought me a fruit bowl. Breakfast and inside house, what a great deal. Should've asked for password for computer before she left.
>Shiro
That's my fetish
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Just gaming with the bois
Ovewatch is pretty fucking fun with friends
pantyshots are not always great
does she even wear panties?