What would you write on his cast?

What would you write on his cast?

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"you shouldn't have talked shit to me"

you done fucked up

Racist quotes and that he loves diddling kids.

"Why is there a cigarette in ur dick fam?"

I want this in my living room corner... if anyone asks I'll just say the judge put a gag order on the situation and I can't talk about it...

It's a great conversation piece

I would pour hot chili oil down the tube attached to his crotch.

You would make one hell of a friend.

>I want this in my living room corner... if anyone asks I'll just say the judge put a gag order on the situation and I can't talk about it...
>It's a great conversation piece
kek

"Toyota test dummy"
Then I'd roll his wheel chair into a crash testing facility

>"Toyota test dummy"
>Then I'd roll his wheel chair into a crash testing facility
Even better if you did it for his birthday.

"This is more funny than just swapping the bags"

>"This is more funny than just swapping the bags"
Damn. Imagine someone switching your bags, and all that piss and shit being loaded into your mouth.

"Best nut of my life"

>"Best nut of my life"
What does that even mean

"THIS END UP"

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

"Do not open until Xmas"

You are a terrible person and a salute you

I told you I'd get you back. Next time return my fucking mower with gas.

PWNED

"Here lies the Mummy"

>For the love of god someone please rub my penis

"Closed for business"

Right above his crotch

>For the love of god someone please rub my penis
That would be hell.

What is he becomes diamonds? His dick is gonna break.

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The game

"Amun-Ra, Amun-Dei... Suey ahara oktu ubsin mas ibet baya. Iman tipten som pieke. Setsue yatuwe yatuwe yatuwe...

"How the fuck did you break your dick"

I fuckin lost so hard to this

Feeling itchy?

"How was karate class?"

>> "Break in Case of Emergency"

> "oops?"

Having fun?

empty shell

Well everything else on him is already broken