I have a job starting Monday, and they didn't mention a drug test until yesterday. I've been smoking pot heavily for the last 2-3 years. No way I'll pass. I could just tell them I won't pass, but I'm afraid then they won't hire me. I could get clean pee but I'm worried that I'll fuck it up or be watched while 'peeing'.
Depends on how long ago the last time you smoked pot was..
Evan Peterson
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Luis Phillips
Thursday
Anthony Allen
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Connor Parker
You dont deserve a job, pothead.
Now get your life fixed up and come back when it is.
Nathan Hughes
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Nolan Green
Unless you buy a detox kit or clean bag of piss with pocket warmers around it you're fucked
Asher Sanders
Then you're screwed :D Should've thought ahead there bud. Pot stays in your system for atleast 5 days till 3 weeks and in extreme case a month.
Nolan Morales
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Evan Howard
why won't you just admit that you'v been in amsterdam last week, or washington or any shit where it's leagal.
then they will take re-test after months and just don't smoke anymore.
also admit it before the test
Ethan Bell
I could get a friend's clean pee. But worried about the execution. I know. I'm fucked.
Easton Torres
Bye detox water it will clean your system in two hours. Dont smoke until after test. Have fun my dude and good luck with the job
Ethan Murphy
^this^ Pre-employment screening is no where near as invasive as military or parole urinalysis. Last time I did one they let me into a bathroom with a closed door. I was worried about the sound because there was little insulation, but my elmers glue bottle filled with pee, tucked into a small water bottle pouch with a handwarmer, and then ductaped to my inner thigh worked wonders.
Nicholas Powell
It is risky but you gotta risk it for the biscuit
Noah Kelly
I could, I'm close to Colorado. Problem is I'm fucking fat, and that shit is stored in fat cells. I could test positive for up to 3 months according to some websites.
Josiah Moore
tell someone "I took a trip to Colorado, what the fuck do I do now?"
Ryder Bell
You could go the 'cleaning up my life' route as suggested a few posts back. Because bringing in clean piss won't work.
Just admit beforehand and tell them you decided to turn your life around etc. (and don't be an ass and start after a later test because they'll be rechecking ya, guarantee it)
Isaiah Perry
plus, its not like they are gonna call the cops if you fail. its worth a try and if you fuck it up then you just wont get the job
Ryan Morris
I have never been watched while taking a piss test. Go get clean piss.
Hudson Phillips
That's what I was thinking.
"I just graduated college and I always thought I would stop afterwards. I really want this job and I'll work hard and blah blah blah..."
Something along those lines
Joshua Foster
Was a heavy smoker when I passed. Do these things. 1. Water/Cranberry juice the night and morning of the test 2. Eat a large steak or creatine pills the night of (to counteract dillution) 3. b-12/b-2 in large doses so it isn't clear 4. Dont let it be the first piss of the day and dont collect the first few ounces.
You are not as screwed as your thing, you have a day to prepare.
James Sanders
3 months is bs.. They'll be able to check it for up to a month or so, after that the toxins won't be noticable for tests.
Wyatt Richardson
Tell them you took Benadryl for allergies. With the cheap-and-quick tests they usually do, antihistamines give false positives for marijuana.
There is a test that can tell the difference, but it's a lot more expensive. Most places will just take your word for it.
If they run the more expensive test, then I don't think there's any way to escape. Sorry.
Chase Roberts
Was also considering this. Don't know how effective it is though.
Jose Williams
Yeah if it's employment it's not invasive like parole or military where they watch you pee. Just obtain clean piss and make sure you have a way to keep it warm.
Connor Stewart
Keep in mind, those people were young too. They probably done some stuff too. (don't admit that you used heavily, and also, don't overplay it and tell you used once in a blue moon)
Jonathan Green
I'm fat as shit. Heard keeping it in your gooch is a good way to keep it warm, but will it be warm enough?
Dominic Carter
Yeah if you're fat don't try to clean out your system two weeks minimum for fatties, and that's for one time use. Clean piss best option.
Carson Miller
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Nicholas Perez
Just go to a head shop and get a bottle of fake piss.
Carson Martinez
oil change
Zachary Nelson
Drink vinegar dude
Landon Reyes
That's the way I'm leaning now. Where to get unlubricated condoms?
Ayden Thomas
I'd have your rig/whatever you're gonna put it in ready to go and have your friend give you the piss in a parking lot right near the place just before your appointment. Maybe use hand warmers but probably not necessary. Just sit on it.
Logan Jones
I wish it was that easy.
Aiden Ross
You all are talking about taking clean piss along.. It's not the fucking military whom he has to take the test for! Just admit to former use, that you cleaned up, it's not some evil overlord shit going on everywhere.
Hunter Edwards
That's the thing, I'm supposed to come in to do orientation shit and then get tested. I could have a condom of pee in my gooch for a while, but worried about temp.
Evan James
Probably walmart
Dominic Foster
Why? If you drink 10 gallons of vinegar You would be fresh Or have you ever watched the entourage?
Adam Morgan
Glue bottle with pvc pipe tape to seal the ridges and a small piece of scotch tape to keep it from opening
Ryan Jenkins
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Nathaniel Bell
You're getting tested at the job site? If it's a pee test they almost always send you to a third party clinic...just have your buddy meet you right beforehand.
If you go in and beg they will just tell you to go home. Synthetic is detectable now, masking is near impossible and using someone elses can be tricky.
Anthony Rodriguez
edgy, kid
doesn't matter where you got it, it's zero tolerance
The only thing he needs to "clean up" is his obesity. There's nothing wrong with pot.
This doesn't work. They know about all of these tricks and unless it's a bottom of the barrel testing place they WILL check.
David Campbell
So, what then? Clean piss from a friend?
Adam Baker
>3mos is BS Ehh, I pissed dirty after 2mos but I did smoke weed all day everyday. I could see a lardo who does lots of dabs getting to 3mos. Passed a home kit but failed a lab test the next day.
Grayson Rodriguez
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Leo Baker
Your only chance is a piss bag with clean piss, taped to your thigh by your balls or in your arm pit to keep it the correct temperature. There's no detox kit in the world that will make you pass in such a short time. You can also drink a shit load of water and take niacin to make your watered down piss yellow and hope that it's watered down enough that they don't detect it.
Christopher Peterson
Oh shit nice I got trips. Maybe they'll being good luck
Cooper Rivera
I am commercial driver Piss test every 10 days for the last 11 years My company even tests for nicotine Any stimulant of any kind can get you terminated If caffeine levels are too high, get a warning, suspension, termination Any narcotics ans immediate termination Non-work federal DUI/DWI for a CDL holder is .04, for my company anything above .02 is termination I drink 1 soda a day, 12oz, spaced out over my 11 hour driving day I work 70 hours, 5, 14 hour shifts and am then off for 10 days I haul radioactive waste When we do our piss tests, they offer you a blood test as a backup, I always have both, then the breath test, failure to produce a sample within 60 minutes is termination, when you piss your pants are down past your knees, shirt up to chest and you piss in a plastic cup you hold in your left gloved hand, 2 technicians watch, one is the tester, one is the observer, refuse to piss in front of them, termination I have a HS diploma, barely, and no other real skills other than I am a great driver, got the job after my 4 years in the Army, driving trucks, still in the reserves, this job has a mandatory retirement at 50, pension, 401k, IRA For all I have and what it means for my family, my future, until I retire, no alcohol, ever and no dope fueled haze is worth throwing all I have away