Cringiest Facebook posts you've ever on your own feed

Cringiest Facebook posts you've ever on your own feed

no

>implying I'm enough of an person to own a facebook

How's 5th grade going for you?

Good. All the kids ask why I got held back 10 years though.

But hey, look on the bright side. You dominate at junior football.

kys faggot

I die a little everyday. Does that count?

everybody's dying bitch

I'm not you dumb bastardized.

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Normie

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this is your life. and it's ending one minute at a time.

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What the fuck is going on in these pictures???

>I will help you
Deshaun is a hero

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I crack right the fuck up at the "ok"

same

I just took this, she's changed her profile pic since then

dude moar of these fags!

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Probably role-playing pages.

Furry porn as a profile picture. Classy.

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has anyone ever seen this bullshit actually happen? In my experience women tend to use up free seats more with their handbags and what not but everyone quickly opens up the seats if needed or asked..

Maybe it happened once and someone told a story about it and that manifested into women making this shit out in their minds

Once. 9/10 times it's women that take up free seats they don't need. That pic is just feminist propaganda

>salvacion
Thought it was Salivacon

I've seen it, done it myself actually, but only ever on not very busy buses/subways. Most people on public transit are actually pretty courteous, and every person that I've seen doing it during busy times and being an asshole about has been a woman.

Why remoof?

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I think the bottom part was more than enough.

for sure, ive done it too but only if there are available seats and if it starts to fill up or someone asks ill quickly free up the seat - but ive never seen someone get disgruntled or annoyed over this shit, its really not a big deal

>chibi/terradactyl-noise
wat
also, it isn't spelled terradactyl

>implying I don't know Pterodactyls

yellows and brownos at my college do it.

Is she twelve?

Man, I still remember when simply HAVING a Facebook was cringy. You've changed, Sup Forums.

i'd fuck top right regardless of her personal habits.

i'd even put a dip in my foreskin if she asked nicely.

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She'd let you do anal then she'd suck your dicks. She's perffect

i'm surprised you made it into college faggot

I hope not because she just sent me a message asking if I wanted to pound her pony pussy

i wasn't implying anything

Jesus fucking Christ.

Did you do it?

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Weren't you?

>she

Anyone can get into college, browno.

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>implying Chloe is a man's name

thats right, i forgot theyre giving you homos rights now days.
I grew up in a much better time

My bad.

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A time of Polio and Cholera, thems were the days

Is this written by an ayy lmao?

CHECKED

Holy fuck. I stand corrected.

kek

lemme guess, San francisco?

Don't check wasted gets m8

better than faggots and aids

>chivers down ur spine

Faggots and aids is still better than what's to come.

Please, you're probably 17.

>not getting those free chivers for his baked potatoes.

add 20 faggot

whats to cum user?

m8, I'm older than you.
Very few was better when we were growing up.

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>good guy syndrome

he's posted a lot worse but too lazy to look for them

Looks like a dipshit, post more

thanks for letting me know, dickhead.

Only one guy checking quads? For shame Sup Forums, for shame

Otherkin

Try leaving your room. The world isn't so bad once you aren't on the internet, baby boy.

>The world isn't so bad
The Temperature control is off
Someone keeps fucking with the brightness
The resolution is shit

STFU FAGGOTS

Why you calling me faggot? fucboi

I hope so cuz I've always wanted to get with a 12 year old.

/this

You may require some help

Thank you for spreading awareness of what was going on with my Facebook page being stolen my friend and fellow country memes.
Thank you Op may your travels be without any arrows to the knee!

kys

This motherfucker right here is that beta he submitted himself in a Facebook post.
Literally one post in and that nigga gave up.

Stfu faggot, he's been in nighf fights

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>You may require some help
>some
Only if Allah wills it
Czech'd

This bitch

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>2016
>colleges accept anyone
>mfw you're a brown piece of shit

I'm going to continue to fucking dare.

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Post proof faggot

WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW THE CALVIN GUY. He used to be in my engineering class