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tessa edition

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desu

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what are some good outlets for my homicidal rage?

a
fucking
leaf

need a qt gf to cuddle

Video games

GIVE ME A "HELL"
GIVE ME A "YEAH"

You could take a shot at the President-elect

want to BREED a british gal

Really want a German executive car

Punching bag, shooting range, elementary school, videogames, macrame, shitposting..

BTFO

>consuming

a mosque

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the din dins

once did a balloon on magic mushrooms and all i could see was that acid house smiley face and i fell backwards in a state of pure euphoria

never felt anything like that before, pure bliss

indian executive cars > german executive cars

STAND UP RIGHT NOW

soon the bells will start

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>provisional drivers licence
>debit card
>credit card
>provisional drivers licence
>waitrose card

Monty Python's The Wind in the Willows is one of my favourite films

not liking the current trend where immigrants care more about their home countries than the one their living in

>>provisional drivers licence
KEK

parents want me to work on christmas day

>when his driving licence is green

jaguars look a bit budget

>provisional drivers licence
>provisional drivers licence

Reporting you for fraud

>why yes, I never go anywhere without a backup provisional

>they say whilst browsing Sup Forums

too bad best Python was dead

In their Paki convenience store?

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>their living in
opinion binned

I look a lot like thad castle 2bh

crease

bet you're a northerner you runt

got a new debit card from my bank so i could use the old one as my line racking card

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remember when there was a g20 summit in brisbane and everyone bullied putin?

noticed that i after i hit submit

feel like an idiot now

not like it matters though, it was a stupid post to begin with

what did he mean by this

hate all award ceremonies desu

literally just the establishment wanking itself into a coma

They still do. What are you talking about?

bloody hell lads

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ye

1642 will commence again

moobs wew
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not the GRM rated awards sweetie

this desu, so much misinformation out there about it

Want a comfy Victorian house in a leafy area of London and maybe an executive BMW parked outside it

horid

Tried to explain what it's like but couldn't word it in a way that wouldn't get dora'd. All the episodes are on netflix, you should watch them.

not a fan of this "ass" meme
does nothing for me but now every fat girl thinks she's so sexy and has a good ass.

don't know if I can finished this bowl of pasta 2bh

rorkes production value is improving

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cringe

doing a poo

great thanks

>this is a 10/10 in bongland

the most heroic and underrated englishman 2bh

literally 100s of years of progress happened in a decade

Kinda sounds like Tom Hardy

Skank

White girls acting like niggers is the least attractive thing next to drunk women, women who smoke, and women who cuss like men.

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men got indoctrinated into liking overweight gyaldem

pretty sure plenty of people have made millions out of grime by now lad

SPOTY isn't about the athletes and Oscars aren't for the actors. It's for the BBC and Academy

*agrees*

pretty turned on ngl

That's fucking disgusting

>women who smoke
and you were so close to being right

skanky niggerfucker with fake tits and butt. No thanks lad.

'member when we watched blackout together lads

fucking chocolate coins. they're so addictive

No they're not

>White girls acting like niggers is the least attractive thing next to drunk women, women who smoke, and women who cuss like men.

I jerk off until i chafe, three days ago I had to stop in the middle of a session because it burned too much. I have rashes and scabs on my dick from masturbating, my balls are sore all day too. Its gotten a lot harder than since when i was a teenager and cumming 5 times a day was easy. It takes fucking forever even with really good jap simulated rape porn.
Im honestly scared im going to get desperate for sex and do something crazy to get it, my dick is like a burning steel blade fresh out of the forge, if i dont quench it in some pussy soon I will be consumed by its fire.

Greater London

some absolute wetbois itt

Spanish girls are fucking mental lads

All smokers should be put to death

>women who smoke
>not hot
fuck off leaf

Maybe 5% of women who smoke are classy. The other 95% are yellow teethed trash who usually do the other aforementioned unattractive acts in spades.

Jamie Vardy is the deserved winner but he won't because he's northern and working class

>being fat in 2016
mugged yourself off lad

I am here now lads. How is it foing?

Watching a new Disney film

Really cringe and some of it is really complex. Really don't think this is targeted towards children, more like middle aged office workers

Andy Murray is desu

>Jamie Vardy is the deserved winner but he won't because he's northern and working class

I like tall thin girls with big tits and nice legs

make your weekly budget and find some room to have sex with a prostitute


this is exactly the role that prostitutes play in society, stopping sex craved men from murdering. when you legalize prostitution violent crime rates go down

vote yes on prop 69

>Frog attracted to smokers

Stop being so stereotypical Pierre.

How can I blend into /brit/?

It's foing alright matey, how are you foing?

hope there's an earthquake and you fall down the toilet ngl

I am just going with the flow desu.