Hey Sup Forums what kinda rock is this? I really need to know, is it gold?

hey Sup Forums what kinda rock is this? I really need to know, is it gold?

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nah but ur mom's cooch is gold m8

rocks don't have creases in them

that looks like copper

>Trying to be a britbong
>Using mom
Nice try kiddo

Looks like a rock called ''tiger eye''

google it

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looks alike?

sorry OP here forgot timestamp rookie mistake or should i say ROCKie mistake anyway is this how to Sup Forums?

sorry only got the backside of it heres the front

Wait? is there crystals?

In this one it looks like a amethyst crystal :P

yeah, is that bad?

I like your handwriting

Can u get a pic from the side?

op here, yes the rock has crystals and i use it for soups and other thing i just don't know the name of it got it from my dad

>Gold
>Has Purple Crystals
Possibly Amethyst.

It looks like you have 3 diffrent rocks. That cant be the same rock as the other 2?

Wait, did you just say you use it for soups?

sorry thats another one of my soup stones heres another for reference, diffrent shaped different flavors

what do you mean?

>i use it for soups
>use it for soups
>soups

The fuck do you mean with soup stone!? You seriously put a fucking rock in your soup? you are just kidding with me for fuck sake

Some Flintstones shit right there.

kek

well obviously i dont use it for soups exclusively that would be dumb

put in in ur mouth

youtube.com/watch?v=_MaglPJKSmU

My Strange Addiction
My names faggot, im 41 years old and i put rocks in my soup.

are you guys dumb or just like savages

harry potter and the cock philosopher's soup stone

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SOUP STONE

delicious

This thread is transforming in to a Ylyl

>eats rocks
>calls us savages

this thread has me all sorts of wut

autism at a new level

That's a JAFR

pretty sure that's a hand bro, problem solved

the a absolute madman

its quartz. now go to bed child.

Hit your penis with it until you're sterile.

ackshually, looks like a sectioned moose pellet. Or a pickle.

Eat it op!

OP here's what I think happened: When your dad was a kid, he heard the phrase "soup bone" and thought it was "soup stone." When he got older he realized this whole time he was misunderstood, and thought it was so fucking funny that he decided to punk you like this.

It's a mineral, U dip

here are some of my soup stones they all have a destinct smell once they are being used

it sure is gold dumbass

You're fucking with us. You went outside and got rocks from the ground. I refuse to believe you're not fucking with us.

I hope your next soup stone is just a fossilized turd.

Pretty rocks dood

i see the results of much poor parenting here op. These barbarians don't even know what a soup stone is.

you should explain in great detailed greentext, for science, the motherland, and Sup Forums.

The white and pink ones are quartz.
The one on he right is an amethyst.

No idea about the other two.

If you eat the stone and use it after you shit it out it'll have tons of flavor.

fuck you I got special soupstone carriers from my dad

Is that a block of died jizz?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup

god damn im screencapping this thread, it's going in a nice ylyl one day

>
Some travelers come to a village, carrying nothing more than an empty cooking pot. Upon their arrival, the villagers are unwilling to share any of their food stores with the hungry travelers. Then the travelers go to a stream and fill the pot with water, drop a large stone in it, and place it over a fire. One of the villagers becomes curious and asks what they are doing. The travelers answer that they are making "stone soup", which tastes wonderful, although it still needs a little bit of garnish to improve the flavor, which they are missing. The villager does not mind parting with a few carrots to help them out, so that gets added to the soup. Another villager walks by, inquiring about the pot, and the travelers again mention their stone soup which has not reached its full potential yet. The villager hands them a little bit of seasoning to help them out. More and more villagers walk by, each adding another ingredient. Finally, the stone (being inedible) is removed from the pot, and a delicious and nourishing pot of soup is enjoyed by all. Although the travelers have thus tricked the villagers op is faggot. into sharing their food with them, they have successfully transformed it into a tasty and nutritious meal which they share with the donors.

no u fuck its foam to keep it dry

that's gonna go mouldy mate

You've never used soup stones?

My wife's mother gave her a few of her favorite soup stones as a wedding present. They make soup taste amazing.

/ck/ would be so disappointed you've never had soup stone soup. Though you probably have if you've had restaurant soup.

ill make a greentext since you guys dont understand me

someone please screencap this and post it here...

>from my dad
>his dad got soup stones too

here goes

>be me
> 12 years old
>dad makes dinner every day since mom passed
>he started out as a novice cook
>i still love his mac and cheese
>but its not as good as moms soups
>be several weeks later
> he starts moving moms stuff
> finds her old cookbooks
>he starts crying
>find him in his room
>hungryasfuck.ss
>ask him to make food
>says he's gonna make some soup from moms books
>drops stone in while cooking
>ask what he droped in the soup
>show me a collection of stones
>moms soupstones
>after that he spent alot of time teaching me about soupstones
>every soupstone has own smell
>he starts a weekly quiz about stones
>one day hes cooking soup
>asks me a question
>"son..."
>me "yes?"
>"Can you smell what rock is cooking?"

Bump

Worth

Topkek, thanks for this top tier thread, user

Excellent

Soup in the poop.

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someone save this, i am too lazy

Pyrite most likely.

aka Fools Gold

>The Weaver
>Zootopia

GTFO

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4 u bb

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top fucking kek

You can't deny the truth user, you know that was a bunny brothel

This + check'd
GG

I'm not gonna hit my penis with rocks. Im not gay for rocks faggot

Jackpot

NO user IT WAS A MAGIC JUMP-JUMP-COTTAGE

Toasting in epic bread. It's been years since a really good bait and switch like this one.

sorry was hungry but im back, im not gonna hit my dick with my soupstones thats out of the question dumbasses i eat with those

>stone soup
>not hot ham water

Literally pleb tier 1/10 kys

my soup is good as is

op is fucking with us, that's not even soup is just water filled with rocks

they're not rocks they're soupstones savage