hey Sup Forums what kinda rock is this? I really need to know, is it gold?
Hey Sup Forums what kinda rock is this? I really need to know, is it gold?
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nah but ur mom's cooch is gold m8
rocks don't have creases in them
that looks like copper
>Trying to be a britbong
>Using mom
Nice try kiddo
Looks like a rock called ''tiger eye''
google it
looks alike?
sorry OP here forgot timestamp rookie mistake or should i say ROCKie mistake anyway is this how to Sup Forums?
sorry only got the backside of it heres the front
Wait? is there crystals?
In this one it looks like a amethyst crystal :P
yeah, is that bad?
I like your handwriting
Can u get a pic from the side?
op here, yes the rock has crystals and i use it for soups and other thing i just don't know the name of it got it from my dad
>Gold
>Has Purple Crystals
Possibly Amethyst.
It looks like you have 3 diffrent rocks. That cant be the same rock as the other 2?
Wait, did you just say you use it for soups?
sorry thats another one of my soup stones heres another for reference, diffrent shaped different flavors
what do you mean?
>i use it for soups
>use it for soups
>soups
The fuck do you mean with soup stone!? You seriously put a fucking rock in your soup? you are just kidding with me for fuck sake
Some Flintstones shit right there.
kek
well obviously i dont use it for soups exclusively that would be dumb
put in in ur mouth
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My names faggot, im 41 years old and i put rocks in my soup.
are you guys dumb or just like savages
harry potter and the cock philosopher's soup stone
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SOUP STONE
delicious
This thread is transforming in to a Ylyl
>eats rocks
>calls us savages
this thread has me all sorts of wut
autism at a new level
That's a JAFR
pretty sure that's a hand bro, problem solved
the a absolute madman
its quartz. now go to bed child.
Hit your penis with it until you're sterile.
ackshually, looks like a sectioned moose pellet. Or a pickle.
Eat it op!
OP here's what I think happened: When your dad was a kid, he heard the phrase "soup bone" and thought it was "soup stone." When he got older he realized this whole time he was misunderstood, and thought it was so fucking funny that he decided to punk you like this.
It's a mineral, U dip
here are some of my soup stones they all have a destinct smell once they are being used
it sure is gold dumbass
You're fucking with us. You went outside and got rocks from the ground. I refuse to believe you're not fucking with us.
I hope your next soup stone is just a fossilized turd.
Pretty rocks dood
i see the results of much poor parenting here op. These barbarians don't even know what a soup stone is.
you should explain in great detailed greentext, for science, the motherland, and Sup Forums.
The white and pink ones are quartz.
The one on he right is an amethyst.
No idea about the other two.
If you eat the stone and use it after you shit it out it'll have tons of flavor.
fuck you I got special soupstone carriers from my dad
Is that a block of died jizz?
god damn im screencapping this thread, it's going in a nice ylyl one day
>
Some travelers come to a village, carrying nothing more than an empty cooking pot. Upon their arrival, the villagers are unwilling to share any of their food stores with the hungry travelers. Then the travelers go to a stream and fill the pot with water, drop a large stone in it, and place it over a fire. One of the villagers becomes curious and asks what they are doing. The travelers answer that they are making "stone soup", which tastes wonderful, although it still needs a little bit of garnish to improve the flavor, which they are missing. The villager does not mind parting with a few carrots to help them out, so that gets added to the soup. Another villager walks by, inquiring about the pot, and the travelers again mention their stone soup which has not reached its full potential yet. The villager hands them a little bit of seasoning to help them out. More and more villagers walk by, each adding another ingredient. Finally, the stone (being inedible) is removed from the pot, and a delicious and nourishing pot of soup is enjoyed by all. Although the travelers have thus tricked the villagers op is faggot. into sharing their food with them, they have successfully transformed it into a tasty and nutritious meal which they share with the donors.
no u fuck its foam to keep it dry
that's gonna go mouldy mate
You've never used soup stones?
My wife's mother gave her a few of her favorite soup stones as a wedding present. They make soup taste amazing.
/ck/ would be so disappointed you've never had soup stone soup. Though you probably have if you've had restaurant soup.
ill make a greentext since you guys dont understand me
someone please screencap this and post it here...
>from my dad
>his dad got soup stones too
here goes
>be me
> 12 years old
>dad makes dinner every day since mom passed
>he started out as a novice cook
>i still love his mac and cheese
>but its not as good as moms soups
>be several weeks later
> he starts moving moms stuff
> finds her old cookbooks
>he starts crying
>find him in his room
>hungryasfuck.ss
>ask him to make food
>says he's gonna make some soup from moms books
>drops stone in while cooking
>ask what he droped in the soup
>show me a collection of stones
>moms soupstones
>after that he spent alot of time teaching me about soupstones
>every soupstone has own smell
>he starts a weekly quiz about stones
>one day hes cooking soup
>asks me a question
>"son..."
>me "yes?"
>"Can you smell what rock is cooking?"
Bump
Worth
Topkek, thanks for this top tier thread, user
Excellent
Soup in the poop.
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someone save this, i am too lazy
Pyrite most likely.
aka Fools Gold
>The Weaver
>Zootopia
GTFO
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4 u bb
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top fucking kek
You can't deny the truth user, you know that was a bunny brothel
This + check'd
GG
I'm not gonna hit my penis with rocks. Im not gay for rocks faggot
Jackpot
NO user IT WAS A MAGIC JUMP-JUMP-COTTAGE
Toasting in epic bread. It's been years since a really good bait and switch like this one.
sorry was hungry but im back, im not gonna hit my dick with my soupstones thats out of the question dumbasses i eat with those
>stone soup
>not hot ham water
Literally pleb tier 1/10 kys
my soup is good as is
op is fucking with us, that's not even soup is just water filled with rocks
they're not rocks they're soupstones savage