(You) wake up in St Petersburg, Russia

(You) wake up in St Petersburg, Russia

what do?

Visit it for a day and take a bus to Finland.

turn 360 c and take a train back to moscow
i don't want to starve and eat 1 shaverma in a month like average spb citizen

I'm terribly sorry, but it would seem that we are in fact full

there's a rivalry between Moscow and St Petersburg or it's just banter? because I've seen Muscovites saying bad things about St Pete and Petersburgers saying bad things about Moscow

Hope I have a very warm coat, gloves, and a hat in the closet.

Curse myself for not going further with Russian language studies during my early 20's.

If I have some kind of non-ruble currency then I find the nearest Exchange.

Rush to the supermarket and buy a large bottle of stoly, then wander half drunk to clothing stores to obtain my Adidas track suit, hat, chess set, and sundry squatting accessories.

Begin my mental transformation to slavhood.

go to the closest spanish embassy i can find.

yeah, it has a place but desu in Russia everybody hates Moscow

happened to me actually I started int thread and wandered the city until my phone died.

Take a metro train to my uncle

Go to consulate of my or another EU country and ask them to help me get back home.

Yell as loud as i can on my own language and what broken russian i can speak in order to find the shittiest low job there is.
Wait for 5 years until i can get citizenship and look for a better job.
Marry whatever lowlife would go for me and my shitty tiny apartment in the commieblox.
Have 4 kids.
See one of them make it in life, at least.
Die.

Grow spiritually

If I have enough money, I make a trip to Helsinki or Kauhava.
If I don't have any, I visit the places I haven't seen before, drink local beer and complain to someone on being lonely. Like I do it here.

Really very funny bro. Excellent. What I would do is smoke a little weed, cross dress into a into a nice warm dress and go out dancing probably get killed for it.

On second thought, I'd steal me a tank and ram that fucking ex KGB HQ.

>On second thought, I'd steal me a tank and ram that fucking ex KGB HQ.
Don't forget to blow up a train later, James.

take a russian girl with me back home.

everyone hates the capital, it seems to be an universal thing

take the first train back to Helsinki

start removing russians

buy cheap drugs form baltics
eat shaverma
explore for a week or two
go home

my buddy who recently went to st. petersburg and moscow said that st. petersburg is the most beautiful city he has ever seen

noooooo

Pshek pls

Petersburg is great, I will start an independence movement there for them to be as rich as Finland and Estonia.

Enjoy myself, go see museums and historic sights. It looks like a beautiful city

Witch house rave, then go home

Go on with my daily routine, because I live here?

"Fuck's sake, didn't I move out of here?"

you wake up in Кyпчинo, it's night right now, what do

>le Kupchino is dangerous meme

нeгp poжaлyйcтa

Call my friend and go somewhere for a drink.

go to хaчмaгaз and buy some vodka (bonus points if they have some in a faceted glass, which they usually do)
In all seriousness tho, I would probably call a friend and break into his unis dormitory.

Зa чтo нeгp?

Get a cute Russian gf hopefully

Take the train to Finland

Next year I will do a semester abroad in St Petersburg so I'll probably wonder how I time traveled

Go to the Nevsky Prospekt...

Thanks for the (you) friendo. It's been too long

kill a pawn shop owner