New thread fcked up the last one
House to myself tell me what to do
Trips wins
(No bodily harm fgts)
New thread fcked up the last one
Drink bleach
gud one
shit on the wall
ah, fuck.
Sharpie in pooper
close
re-roll
dont flush the toilet until somebody comes home
Shit on the timestamp and leave it there
Take a shit in your parent's pillow covers
post your address here and we will arrange the rest so you can sit back and relax
Set the carpet on fire and then put it out with your own shit
cook 2 eggs and eat one. cum on the other one
lock yourself out and throw the keys into the sewer
get yourself permab& so you stop making shitty threads
close dam it
>asking for trips
>shit teir ungarunteed reward
Fuckyourself
Give the house address.
order pizza for your neighbor
cum on your mums pillow
Masturbate on webm in your parents bathroom.
make sure to cum on your mum's panties.
reroll
reroll
reroll
put a brick in the dryer and turn it on for an hour. post vid.
Cum on slice of bread, put in microwave for a minute, eat
this, but dont clean it
rereroll
roll
cook a tin of Axe/Lynx in the microwave
rolling for this
Take a pic of your room and post it here.
roll, and yeah dont clean it either
ejaculate in your parents underwear drawer and leave it there fam
light off five roman candles in your living room simultaneously and film it
Cum on you own face and post pix eating
put staples in every single wall of the house.
for some reason when i was a punk ass kid i did this at a friend's house and his parents didn't let me come over any more after that.
reroll
>Had I asked for dubs by now I'd have given out my address and have shat on a pillow kill yourself
rolling for this
if you have pets shave off all their hair. if not then shave off all your own hair including eyebrows
rolling for this
nothing
Sharpie in butt
Delete system 32 from all computers in the house, bar your own.
Post proof
Roll
wear your mothers panties and take pictures and share them with the world (aka on here)
rolling for this
roll
plug up all sinks/tubs, turn on water full blast and flood house until people come home. post pic w/timestamp as proof
do everything that every user has suggested to do so far
this
do this
rollin
Call the police saying someone is in your house trying to kill you
When they arrive, throw shit at them while screaming Allah snackbar
this
reroll
lel this
Buy me something
rereroll
shameless reroll
rollin
Fix my controllers on my ps4
Both
Roll for this. OP will never try this
shit in the fridge and season it with pepper.
Cucumber in butt
switch all items in fridge into cabinets and vice versa
Close try agian
this
CLOSE
2nd times the charm
Trips get
like this
microwave a bunch of metal cutlery
wait for explosions :)
>House to myself
Are you fucking 12?
Just do something worthwhile instead of acting like a 12 year old asking online what to do
reroll
Get stoned and make apple burritos have a nice one OP
the gun shoots gasoline? am i missing something here?
reroll
Reroll
invite neighbor over for a drink. when they come over take off all your clothes, cover yourself in yogurt and hump a pillow. ask them if they would like to join. post vid.
this but with a pressurized container
Sharpie in the pooper with proof
large chalk swastika in driveway
>order pizza
>take pizza from pizza guy first, say that you will search the money
>close door and shit on pizza
>open door to pizza guy
>say him that you didn't order the pizza with sausages
>show pizza
>???
Profit
this
Roll
if you reply to this post you'll get a gf by the end of this year
THIS !
cum in the fridge
Kek
both
roll.
Also I suggest shiting before ordering a pizza and keeping shit somewhare warm(oven) before ordering pizza, because, you might not be able to squeeze da pooper cuz of stress
i doubt he'd actually do it
thiss
Set house on fire and blame it on nigger neighbor.
I second this
THIS please
apply for jobs. thank me later OP
tolling for this but there must be proof