New thread fcked up the last one

New thread fcked up the last one
House to myself tell me what to do
Trips wins
(No bodily harm fgts)

Drink bleach

gud one

shit on the wall

ah, fuck.

Sharpie in pooper

close

re-roll

dont flush the toilet until somebody comes home

Shit on the timestamp and leave it there

Take a shit in your parent's pillow covers

post your address here and we will arrange the rest so you can sit back and relax

Set the carpet on fire and then put it out with your own shit

cook 2 eggs and eat one. cum on the other one

lock yourself out and throw the keys into the sewer

get yourself permab& so you stop making shitty threads

close dam it

>asking for trips
>shit teir ungarunteed reward

Fuckyourself

Give the house address.

order pizza for your neighbor

cum on your mums pillow

Masturbate on webm in your parents bathroom.
make sure to cum on your mum's panties.

reroll

reroll

reroll

put a brick in the dryer and turn it on for an hour. post vid.

Cum on slice of bread, put in microwave for a minute, eat

this, but dont clean it

rereroll

roll

cook a tin of Axe/Lynx in the microwave

rolling for this

Take a pic of your room and post it here.

roll, and yeah dont clean it either

ejaculate in your parents underwear drawer and leave it there fam

light off five roman candles in your living room simultaneously and film it

Cum on you own face and post pix eating

put staples in every single wall of the house.

for some reason when i was a punk ass kid i did this at a friend's house and his parents didn't let me come over any more after that.

reroll

>Had I asked for dubs by now I'd have given out my address and have shat on a pillow kill yourself

rolling for this

if you have pets shave off all their hair. if not then shave off all your own hair including eyebrows

rolling for this

nothing

Sharpie in butt

Delete system 32 from all computers in the house, bar your own.
Post proof

Roll

wear your mothers panties and take pictures and share them with the world (aka on here)

rolling for this

roll

plug up all sinks/tubs, turn on water full blast and flood house until people come home. post pic w/timestamp as proof

do everything that every user has suggested to do so far

this

do this

rollin

Call the police saying someone is in your house trying to kill you

When they arrive, throw shit at them while screaming Allah snackbar

this

reroll

lel this

Buy me something

rereroll

shameless reroll

rollin

Fix my controllers on my ps4

Both

Roll for this. OP will never try this

shit in the fridge and season it with pepper.

Cucumber in butt

switch all items in fridge into cabinets and vice versa

Close try agian

this

CLOSE

2nd times the charm

Trips get

like this

microwave a bunch of metal cutlery
wait for explosions :)

>House to myself
Are you fucking 12?
Just do something worthwhile instead of acting like a 12 year old asking online what to do

reroll

Get stoned and make apple burritos have a nice one OP

the gun shoots gasoline? am i missing something here?

reroll

Reroll

invite neighbor over for a drink. when they come over take off all your clothes, cover yourself in yogurt and hump a pillow. ask them if they would like to join. post vid.

this but with a pressurized container

Sharpie in the pooper with proof

large chalk swastika in driveway

>order pizza

>take pizza from pizza guy first, say that you will search the money

>close door and shit on pizza

>open door to pizza guy

>say him that you didn't order the pizza with sausages

>show pizza

>???

Profit

this

Roll

if you reply to this post you'll get a gf by the end of this year

THIS !

cum in the fridge

Kek

both

roll.
Also I suggest shiting before ordering a pizza and keeping shit somewhare warm(oven) before ordering pizza, because, you might not be able to squeeze da pooper cuz of stress

i doubt he'd actually do it

thiss

Set house on fire and blame it on nigger neighbor.

I second this

THIS please

apply for jobs. thank me later OP

tolling for this but there must be proof