I just made a DMT order on the dark net. I'm 20yrs old, depressed, and still live with my parents...

I just made a DMT order on the dark net. I'm 20yrs old, depressed, and still live with my parents. I've heard this drug is the most strange and mystical psychedelic that exists. So I'll give it a chance.

Long story short, if the customs catch my order, I'll commit a sudoku. Why? I seriously can't take a fucking home search, my parents will be so fucking mad and everyone will think I'm a junkie, even tho I have only used weed before.

Wish me luck anons. My life depends on whether the customs find this package or not. To be honest, my life depends on how careful some drug dealer thousands of miles away from me is.

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Hahah jesus christ. Firstly, why did you make this thread? Socondly, you wont get caught, it rarely happens and even if you do just say you havent ordered anything. Anyone could have ordered it to your house. Im 20 too, you know what wouldve happened if my apartment got searched? I wouldve been in jail for like 20 years and never would i commit sudoku

I live in a country where getting caught means home search like 95% sure.
This is seriously the last fucking chance I'm giving to life. I have failed so many fucking times.

Yeah, me too. Still, it wont get caught so stop worrying. How can taking dmt be your last chance at life. Your fucking 20 and as i said me too. Our lives have just started so grow the fuck up and make something out of yourself. Ive never tried dmt but if you want a completely new perspective on life try lsd, its fucking amazing

be prepared or you are going to miss a lot of information when you try to recollect it. don't start writing down the images using sentence form, but use descriptive words and write them like a list. it will be hard, but that's how memory works. you live in the multiverse. surely a proper introduction to how it works. you'll understand rather quickly it's a literal confirmation of emotionality taking prescience over passivity and logical flowing thought.

How would you compare it to shrooms or acid if youve tried any of those?

Yo will get it in a letter. No one checks letters. Enjoy the DMT and prepare for the ride of your life.

Im just so fucking depressed i cant even put it in words.

thanks mates what would be the best way to smoke it. im planning on buying an oil pipe because i have only a bong atm

Ive taken 150g of fresh cubensis and its not comparable to dmt.

DMT releases when you die so enjoy knowing what death feels like, you will experience it either way

Make a enhanced leaf and smoke it in a bong..or get a glass vapor genie vaporisator.

Quit being a drama queen
The drugs won't get caught in customs
I order shit from DNMs all the time, I've even done a bunch of DMT through them

But this drug isn't what you're expecting
It's it's all of that, mystical and w/e, but it's too much of a wild ride to get anything out of it
Depending on how much you do, you won't find anything but a rapid torrent of information being slung towards you for 10 minutes

If you anhero what kinda porn will they find on your pic ?

Pc

>The drugs won't get caught in customs
You don't live in the scandinavia do you?

i never download porn.

How is a drug your last resort in life? You think you'll suddenly shit rainbows and your life will be better? Grow a pair and get a job you pathetic faggot

you're not ready yet

Can you imagine how manny letters goes through the post office in one day? Faggot..you would need a army of postal workers to check that shit daily..
Letters dont get checked.

you seriously dont seem to understand anything about drugs

in finland they do

No one is. DMT is fucking extreme.

Depends were they come from.

Sudoku?
You'll complete a number puzzle if customs finds your drugs?

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Watch this

Maybe he doesnt but i do and as i said earlier i would spend the rest of my life in prison if my shit got caught. Ive even had the postman knock on my door handing me way worse shit than dmt. Scandinavia has really strict rules regarding the integrity of your mail and packages

No, they dont. Letters arent checked.

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24 minutes 0 seconds check that, they do check letters indeed

So, whats DMT really like?
>inb4 'hurr durr you cant describ

Just try pl0x

Packages..yes..letters NO.

go to dmtnexus nigger

there are letters on the fucking table

>Depending on how much you do

Did some ghb and weed years ago with just enough snorted DMT not to break through to a full blown introspective trip leaving me squirming in intense trippy orgasmic bliss for about 20 minutes.
The porn chick I was watching turned into a nuclear sex goddess lightshow beaming sexual energy into me.
Best experience I ever had.
The crystals I had were home made from mimosa hostiles root bark powerder which is rather easy to accomplish if you own a good freezer.
Some peole are disgusted by this because the life altering divine substance is abused for base pleasure but damn was it good.

I cannot recall the transition to the void. There were no colors or visions, in the traditional sense. I realized immediately that I had actually poisoned myself, and this was not a DMT trip at all, this was death.

“This period of time is impossible to relate. Try to understand that there was no sensation of time at all. Nothing was linear, and my ideas seemed to come to me at impossible intervals. My brain had been killed, I could tell, because I could not think. I could only sense the overwhelming loneliness and shame. I had actually believed at some point, somewhere, that I was alive, but this was not possible, because I was a scrap of discarded thought, not worthy of keeping. It was a foregone conclusion that I would destroy myself. This seemed to be forever.

“There appeared in the vastness a tiny point of light. I remember realizing that I had not died at all, but that I had been dead. Then, not dead, but dormant. Dormant. I was about to be born.”

What are you..a 9 year old?

> I'll commit a sudoku

What

>snorted
>dmt

It stings too mutch for my taste and I feel It during the trip. Not the best way to do dmt.

What kind of information user?

Sounds like a bad experience...