Alright Sup Forums find decides what I say next
Alright Sup Forums find decides what I say next
your mom
Dubs*
Naked banana
Hitler
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Shrek
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Ronald mcgoddamn Donald
You
a toddler
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Anyone but niggers
Donald duck
I'm a ugly faggot, i will never be in a orgy.
My grandpa
Just my dick and your butthole fam. Leggo
Shut the fuck up
My mom and dad
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Fuck off nigger
Win
You left his number on the screen unblurred.
Oh fuck
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You took the time to write that
NEWS FLASH!
Nobody doesnt give a shit!
Good.
So i can drink mommys milk snd daddys cum
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I've heard the sounds... and my mom has hige fucking tits tbh
Huge
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This
it's a pasta retard
Rollen
Thats fucked. Roll
>he took that shitty bait
Reroll
dont ask!
are u in or out?
Rollin
Rolling
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I love my family. what s wrong with that?
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Wtf lmao roll
Winrar
Jk I want to fuck John Cena with a strap on. Maybe I can fuck you too
GET
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How did you confuse those two?
Because my first choice died, have I told you about my dog Peanut?
Rerolling
So i can call him daddy without feeling like a retard, duh
7zip
THIS WINRAR
I'm high btw
Let's meet up tho lol
WINRAR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGG
7zip?
haha lol
Yeß
Sony Over-Ear Noise Cancelling Headphones (MDRZX110NC)
lel
But you don't want to see that clearly; better off in a world blurred slightly. Then you won't know what'll never be yours
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FUKIN DELIVER!!!!!
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DELIVER!
I'm finding out that I don't do very well alone, but I know that you're not coming home.
some things you do just to see how bad they'll make you feel... But I am just a broken machine and I do things I don't really mean
the loneliest people in the whole wide world are the ones you're never going to see again
civilized people don't fuck bears
Say that you put toothpaste on your dick so it will stay fresh because you still are a virgin
You'll carve your names into the Paupack Cliffs
Just to read them when you get old enough to know
that happiness is just a moment
incest is wincest
Dude, come on
Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive
Do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away
Let people call you crazy for the choices that you make
Climb limits past the limits
Jump in front of trains all day
And stay alive
Just stay alive
Why does my life have to be so small?
Yet death is forever
And does forever have a life to call its own?
Don't give me an answer 'cause you
Only know as much as I know
Unless you've been there once
Well I hardly think so
godspeed
yeah she worries for me when I'm out at night alone, but it's that dark, humid walk that welcomes me most.
Has no one been excited about seeing his number?
What has Sup Forums become
will you be my valentine if I'm a world away?
Ummm