>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) random thing with you.
Choose wisely..
>implying Earth would survive collision with the sun
Doesn't matter, entire world will be consumed in fire. Nothing will survive.
Glazing over the idea that the sun could fall out of orbit... there are still at least 2 major theoretical flaws with this scenario.
Megan fox
The sun would just fall into the ocean and cool off you you fucking retard.
>Out of orbit.
What the fuck. OP you are like 13 or something, seriously..
seeing as the sun and moon are the same size (because obviously, how else can you have eclipses happen?), we better be at least 1 mile down.
i bring 25 years worth or supplies to grow a little something something
/thread
>random thing with you.
fucking newfags
Summer's here
My laptop.
I've got educational material, works of fiction, a load of Sup Forums greentext stories, stories in general, a variety of music, and some UFC fight videos.
Some other people have sources of power, bicycle powered generators or stuff like that, electrical wiring stuff there's probably this stuff in the bunker.
My information will be used to preserve what's left of human culture, to educate the people of the future, to entertain.
The suns fire is a hologram disguised as fire. There is an advanced alien planet inside.
that would explain why you fucking idiots aren't getting the joke
U Fokin w0t m8
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
In what universe is this scenario even remotely survivable?
Are you fucking kidding me that's the fucking hill house from telly tubbies
Welcome newfriend :)
On a scale from 1-10, how underage are you?
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
yep, just keep on keepin' on newfags
Haven't you heard? The world's flat, your just another nasa cuck if you think otherwise.
This one. The sun is slowly cooling down, and it'll just be a hot that's not as hot and big as it used to be.
The earth is actually a triangle, but the illuminati give us false information from different sources so we fight about whether it's flat or round.
But is the earth a flat triangle or a round triangle?
Imagine a universe where this scenario is actually possible instead of being a fucking smartass.
choose to bring a random thing?
2/8 B8
fuck you you dick faced fat ass mother fucking shit stain of the human fucking race you less than microbial smears fucking piece of shit faggot ass munch titty cutting shit ass bitch mother fucker
I already posted
Just have to pray to gods that the collision happens at night when the sun is off.
It doesn't matter what I pick. We're all fucked. Disregarding the hilariously stupid notion of "the sun falling out of orbit", if Earth got any closer to the sun than it already is it would become a giant sun-schorched barren rock like Mercury to say nothing of fucking colliding with it.
Sun in orbit
Kek
Go back to school
Not counting the lack of logic of the earth surviving let alone being habitable, I choose to bring a magic 8 ball
A gun so I can have what everyone else brought
1 genie lamp
I would use it to wish to be allowed over nine thousand items, that way I could steal OPs dragon dildo collection and still have enough space for a set of walkie talkies and lots of good crem
Pic related, it's my plans for the vault
A logical thinker... However the earth wouldn't be able to be populated again
I would bring Sup Forums. pic related
Or the others would turn against you and beat you to a bloody pulp for trying to use it against them.
I'd bring a fucking massive dildo, so if anyone fucks with me, i'll fuck 'em right back
Wait wat.. are you retarded
Theirs suspension of belief and going full retard.
This is going full retard.
That's the telitubbies house.
I just want to rule in the underground shelter. Who's going to live for 50 more years?
Five gallons of sunblock. Paint the shelter. What now, the Sun?
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
sunglasses
Rasputins severed preserved penis
>Who's going to live for 50 more years?
85% of posters on Sup Forums are between the ages of 10 and 17
10% of posters on Sup Forums are between the ages of 20 and 30
5% of posters on Sup Forums are between the ages of 45 and 82
my usb stick containing top secret memes only the fbi know about
kek
tfw you'll only be able to stay awake for 36 hours max.
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>85% of posters on Sup Forums are between the ages of 10 and 17
>10% of posters on Sup Forums are between the ages of 20 and 30
>5% of posters on Sup Forums are between the ages of 45 and 82
Do we have to imagine the earth is flat and that there actually is a god too?
Why my peanus weenus of course!
You are the fuckers I'd shoot first to make an example out of.
>Given a scenario
>asks for the same scenario.
nope, I'm bringing an invisibilty cloak
Yeah my thoughts too.
I'm 40 so what % am I in?
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85%
God dammit the sun is the fucking orbit
A loaded gun. 50 years? I may need it.
>round triangle
Shut up troll
The sun orbits a black hole in the center of the galaxy.
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Teletubbies bunker wtf
TOPKEK
It would actually get hotter if this happened
for those of you that dont know.
>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) random thing with you.
one bottle of small pox
>newfag
>OP denies sun wouldn't destroy earth
>if Earth got any closer to the sun than it already is it would become a giant sun-schorched barren rock like Mercury
It would take a lot to make earth be like mercury. Like billions of kilometers. There's a whole zone that is capable of sustaining liquid water.
1 dank meme
The sun is getting bigger by the day dipshit
one day it will collapse.. elementary school
much?
nah, lava from volcanoes cools when it enters the ocean.
Lava from the sun isn't going to be different.
I'm sure there's absolutely no cp on it.
>>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) random thing with you.
The sun
Retard detected
You don't exist. 31-44 don't exist on Sup Forums
Thinking black holes exist. Kek
Im 30, so yes we do exist here kiddo
Neither does 18 or 19 according to that.
If the sun crashes into the earth... what is the sun in 50 years? Is the world just darkness?
Some AA batteries will probably be needed for all the flashlights
Im a firm believer of the flat earth. I was pointing out the blatant ignorance of the school systems and there spherical earth "theory's"
No the sun would just bounce off of the earth. Depending of when it happens, the earth could land on the moon and it would kind of look like a snowman.
>30 years old
>still this retarded
I said 31-44 idiot.
You'll be here for another year, tops
off by one
Facepalm.jpg
Come on guys, Just Bring a billion lions
Sun=Rekt
*Their
Do schools also teach grammar?
No if water hits he sun, (which is impossible) it would further the fusion process making it hotter
than it was before, not to mention if the sun came here at the speed of light, all of the water on the planet would be boiled off before it even got here, basically everything would be nothing but a desolate fire filled dead planet.
>thinking that newfag is just a synonym for an ignoramus
>definite proof of being a newfag
One hundred*
guess the'y got that wrong too
Nigger, it's 2016.
We don't need batteries anymore. We just need manual labor.
B8
>trying to legitimately explain some chemical reaction
>expecting anyone to care.
>believe what anyone posts in this thread
That's some primitive shit
>all of the water on the planet would be boiled off before it even got here,
but the water vapor would hit the sun and cool it off
Nice fishing pole, now all we need is sum bait.
Nothing would survive.
I missed the part where the earth freezes over completely from lack of heat source
No one is this retarded