Just a reminder, I hate every single one of you

Just a reminder, I hate every single one of you.

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wow I mean I can understand hating these autists but there's no way you can hate me

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3edgy5me

I will place you in a choke hold and kill you.

I can understand you hating this autist, but theres no way you can hate me.

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oh shit I just reread what I wrote. I sound like a total fucking faggot. disregard what I wrote, I suck cocks

I will smother you with my patented Brazilian Jiu Jitsu technique.

Do...It...Guy.

Escape is impossible.

>TFW unattractive.
>TFW if I hugged someone like this I'd get arrested.

Kill me.

I think I'm ok with that if pic related

Go jump off a cliff or something.

Rude.

No U.

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What are you, chicken?

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Are you gonna smother me or not?

bait

How about we both drop our weapons and just hug it out passionately?

Consider yourself smothered.

Finally.

Not bait.

My body is a weapon.

This got lewd real fast.

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Thanks, I hate myself too.

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I love you too.

you mad bro?

Why

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Because unlike OP, the cock sucking faggot, I love you.

You don't hate us. Please don't hate yourself either.

Thanks man, love you too.

I will send my army of birds to attack you.

>There are people RIGHT NOW in this thread who think that OP is genuinely
I pity you.

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Commencing arm bar.

someone didnt learn their lessons, it seems
youtube.com/watch?v=ZAttFerhtnw

No matter what happens, there's always somebody out there that loves you.

I pity you. Go jump in front of a train.

This is me trolling you hard.

penis

game

Fall in line. Going to end myself soon.

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If you need me, let me just punch you to death.

That's not how you stack. This is how you stack.

>this thread

PENIS GAME is fine too.

Me, devouring your soul.

You're here too, you know. Everyone get on board the fail train!

You're a fucking small guy, you angry little lady.

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I'm a beast on the internet.

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I'm going to marry Ritsu!

Why are weebs such good shitposters?

No, as I said, you're a fucking small guy, you angry little lady.
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Oh, and you're also a hothead. I will step on your fucking tits really hard and pop milk out of your nipples as you squeal, cry, writhe, and orgasm with your face pressed into the dirty ground.
The dust and grime will be getting into your mouth, mixing with tears, snot, and saliva, and your cum will pool around you, soaking your nerdy little fucking panties and reducing you to a pathetic, sticky, quivering, moaning mess.
Your milk will spurt out like cake frosting from a squeeze bottle, and collect around your sweaty, stinky flat chest. I'll scoop some of it into my hand and make you lap it up like a kitten. You better meow like one, too, or else you're really start screaming when I bust your ovaries with a nice kick.
While you're breaking under the immense agony and pleasure that I force upon you, I'll only give you a few tender kisses before I start chewing on your goddamn neck. If you piss yourself, which you will, you sad, lonely, perverted coward, I will make you drink some, and rub the rest into the bites on your neck.
After that, I will strip you. Everyone that sees you acting like a snobbish child will spank you, and your ass will be stinging red and raw by the end. Then, I'll pick your panties up from the ground, which will now be dirty, ball them up and shove them in your mouth.
I will then send you home to think about how you fucking act, girl.

Tldr

Nigger.

You wanna go? I'm going to let loose my tri-beam attack.

I knew it

How would I be the nigger, if I'm not the one who forgets my fucking semicolons?
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Now, read this. Read this, my entire post, or I will do all of what I described twice, instead of once, you pompous little loli.

>-sent from my iphone

Twice please.

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That's not an iPhone. This is an iPhone.

I'm not btw
But I finally read it. I'm a guy so you'll have to be a little more creative. Three times though, I'll take it if you make it work.

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He's gone...

Oh he's back

all in a day's work!

Sounds pleasant, what are you cooking for me?

Ha, I pranked fucking all of you. I never want to hurt any of you. I'm a good Samaritan.
I'll bake you all cookies.

wow hot opinons bud, you sure mined loosh from me with you half assed incantation!

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I may have shitposted that written torture porn in this thread but at least I'm not this faggot

You won't even touch me while you make the cookies? Shit, and I thought we had something.

True

>You won't even touch me while you make the cookies?
Well, only if you ask nicely.

Will you please touch me while you bake us some cookies

I guess that's a no, and I'm cookieless

OK, but you have to wash down the cookies with a nice tall glass of your own boymilk, user.
Getting it out should be tender and pleasurable enough.

okay. so be it. life's gonna go on.

How will I ever fill the glass with enough to wash it all down?

what was it?

Aw babe I love you too

Descriptive torture porn that may or may not have been pretty interesting to read

I will harvest the preciously adorable juices from your worthless cock. I will make sure that it is not pleasurable or painful. It will purely be time passing as I stroke you to get enough out. Then I mix it with your boymilk, maybe when you down it, and have your balls busted, you'll try to act like a man for once.
You don't need to know what I wrote, user, you whore.
Thing is, I'm actually a submissive and not a dominant. I'm not even gay, I'm just bored.

Dubs of truth
I hope you milk enough out of me

Also not gay but this kind of turns me on and is good enough to keep me staying here so

>Claiming that was you
How's your summer break going?

>2 hours ago
He's gone