Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Shove a cactus up your ass!

I think you know edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=_a02dTvN7V0
youtube.com/watch?v=mUVbnxENg7U
youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy/
youtube.com/watch?v=YFW2GFZq8WQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Just tell me when you wanna start it

NIGGERS

The biggest foe lies within the self.
youtube.com/watch?v=_a02dTvN7V0

Still here

boo

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Hey everyone.

Yep, that's him.
What kind of people do you watch on youtube eh?
I can't say anything, I've been avoiding reality all day

mandatory uta claim

Dio-sama...

No one said anything about my anger towards not seeing a loli kill herself by stabbing herself in the head.

The worst part is now I have to watch a loli arc with a pedo doctor if I ever hope to see such a scene outside of a chapter hint

So tired from work.
>Good time though.

youtube.com/watch?v=mUVbnxENg7U

Who the fuck comes to a deli for a fucking salad. God I hate work. Customers are such scum

claiming, how's everyone?

Miho claimed

But i like you Yuuko-chan!

>Tfw all your friends are gold,silver, and bronze. And your just stuck in diamond V like a fool

libturds

Akiko claimed

here

Franny

Then cheer up!

How bored are you atm?

>liking someone
To lewd!

Ahhhh! Scared me!


Why did he stop those? Some of them were good

What are you watching?

I have had to explain that Terriaki chicken is a Japanese dish, and not served at a Chinese restaurant to the same lady 5 times by now

Its only 4am, why is it so bright outside?

Hello Barry, how you holding up?
Fran.
Quail.
spook
Heyo Mizore, how you doing man?
I'm doing pretty good I guess, how about you Yuuki?
Woman.

Higurashi

>Dio

so pretty much anything that isn't fps?? lol
if only they made a co-op rpg....but ill look up some stuff!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY

Is the sun out? That'd be a good reason why.

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I'm fine. Sup?

Playing skyrim while I wait for the file transfer claim

I really think when people enter a store they become mentally retarded. It's some sort of phenomenon that should be studied
That's exactly what she was

I ask myself the same question when the faggot birds start chirping at 4:30 AM.

Eating thin crust pizza and waiting for a good opportunity to get pervy. You?

Im kind of bored. Just Tats is never around......

Like someone isnt lewd!

Holy shit

Yuuko!

Here is a picture of a penguin from the zoo

Fran

sorry you have to see them every day
If only Hitler had won

Summer at locations closer to the poles? I know the feeling if so.

>Rattle

That's some useless ice cream...

Well I can enjoy fps too, L4D is great for example.

how were the chores?
season 1 > season 2 :)

Black magic.

Dispute between Ray and Maker Studios.
And yeah, they were pretty good, shame really.

still going but I was hungry so I made nachos

>I think you know edition
but i don't
>rattle
STUPID NIGGERS

fuck if I care

Look man, all that matters to me is to see a loli stab herself in the head without it being a small scene at the beginning of a chapter.

i got you good

code white guy?

Read slightly higher.
>Rattle rattle
Also, hi

Ah i can relate to this now that my user-waifu is kill.
You're both great together when he does come around though

As soon as I say that, it finishes.

And Dio, Manga Rory is much more gore-drenched and modest.

But now it's true to its name
>Rattle
It's classy lewd.
CODE WHITE? GET THIS WAIFU A TOWEL!

that sounds yummy ^-^ im hungry but i usually eat at night :o
I enjoyed the mystery they were creating, but then it all just turns into bullshit during season 2, unless i missed something :p

Better than I was earlier, watching some K-On.
I appreciate you.gif
Read above, yo. Do you only enjoy getting pervy now? I doubt it's that hard to do, a lot of solid opportunities.

(Fran)
Hey, that's really good news. Congrats, Fran.

Okay, I will. Shouldn't be too long now. Could you send the TS link again? I've got it up and running now.

2spook

I don't. I just use it for music I can't find on spotify.

Doing fine, what about you Yuuki?

Dropping in with those late claims

hey shizu

Can't complain. I'm considering opening a beer but it's getting kinda late for me

We almost never talk. I get lonely....

what do you eat at night ??

Something like that. I also had to explain that eggrolls have egg in them...


So, how are you?

Shame

Yeah, I actually shat myself

It really is. Here is an owl

waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl

>Amatsu

Hopefully I get off early. Then I can smoke and make some pasta. Maybe ravioli or tortellini ?

holy dicks thread is already 1/3 done. no clue what this image is, can't wait to find out.

okay!!! gonna do my homework tonight lol, if you have anything just tell me!

no no i mean i just wanted to see if you were the mizore i know

I enjoy water.

>Shiro

5am now.
Still quiet
Fucking nigger mages

>music I can't find on spotify.
That too.
What you up to right now qt?

yesterday i had spaghetti but i usually eat eggs or potatoes :o

Feelsbadman

boiled eggs? I love those.and meat

Iwouldhugyoubutimstuckinabox.png
I'm not sure. Maybe if I was wearing your panties on my head I would remember.

Water is the bees knees. I just found out about it

Do you have a steam?

Hanging around.

excuse me you fucking shitlord but how dare you assume I actually identify as a women? What makes you think that just because I appear to be female I am not actually a demisexual porcupine-kin? Please check your privilege you fucking cis-scum

My waifu's eyes are still bigger

Awww miho. You two have a decent amount in common.
Probably just busy and misses you too.

Moonpie

Thanks bro!


I use bandcamp, but then again I listen to indie hipster garbage

Actually a nice picture too

What lanes?

>Spotify
That's your problem m8

I guess I got too good then

boiled eggs are great but usually scrambled with chorizo ^-^
steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy/

Well sure, if you take the name overly literally.
It still contains ice and cream in it's normal state too, no?
Hey Barry. What's up?
Hello Owl.
I'm good, how about you?
>Yes i know.

hi
but why?

yep you are the one

You should see their pyromancers going all ignizzle fo' shizzle.

Jungle main since season 1. It helped me grow a thick skin for vidya

Nothing much yet, just seeing Tomocuck get dicked in outlast.

Sometimes I'l listen to that kind of thing, but it really depends what I'm in the mood for.

Found, thanks DM

It doesn't have ice! That's just frozen milk!
Yes, but...
>You should still take off your panties.

Bandcamp is probably the best platform to sell music right now, too bad music streams on it at 128kbps.

>Spotify
Don't talk shit about Spotify.
He said he wasn't good with horror games, bet that's a good giggle.

Considering heresy again.

But Yui, it's shit.

Don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=YFW2GFZq8WQ

But your so cute to and your much more fun to talk too.

Boy I just use YouTube
Unless I live in the Stone Age I see no reason to use Spotify imo
>pls don't hurt me

isn't that more for a breakfast ?

Shall I join you in there?
It is pretty darn good.
Because you're always all up on this pretty dick, just assumed you were a woman.
Spotify has Young Thug and Kanye West. Spotify is good.
To whom may I ask? Also, Galko has already been claimed.

Hmm? Call it science. I'm vaguely curious if anybody actually reads the rules without something prompting them to. Given the lack of response, i'm leaning towards no.

...I... I don't know if i should explain...
Milk contains water. Frozen water is ice.
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>Rattle