ITT:
Sup Forums is stranded on a deserted island
ITT:
I appoint myself as dictator of this new nation from here on shall be called Noxia (Nock-cia) and raise all of the others on the island as my personal workers and military
guys i found a boat lets go home
I hereby say fuck you and start a porn thread with a chisel on the nearest large rock
I kill you with a rock and cook your remains for dinner.
kek,
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my remains are tainted with syphilis and you transfer it to every other male on the island killing any chance of survival
Niggers tongue my anus.
Rape. Everyone.
4 billion, 4 mother fucking billion years since the first single cell organisms formed on earth. 4 billion years of fighting for resources, 4 billion years of evolution. 250,000 year's of erect human evolution, thousands of years of technological innovation. And this is what we are doing with it.
ohhhhhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under he sea??
dat boi
my first action would be to rape this guy to death, second action is to find shade and attempt to set up a solar still or look for a potable water source or Sup Forumsarbados is going to be a very unpleasant 3 day experience.
I claim the middle tree
I saw it first nigger
Right under that island is bikini bottom
so this doesn't happen I declare myself as the leader of this island, and because of that it's mine. sorry niggers.
I love uncle trump
>Gets naked
>Organizes caucus
>Begins chopping wood for fire and crafting
Crafts fishing poles, simple tools, weapons, and shelter supports, traps for birds, fish, and reptiles
>Begins measuring day and night and keeping calendar
>Documents plant and animal life with what resources I can find
>Sees to the needs and protection of others, preventing cannibalism and infections, factions and violence
Imagine Minecraft, it would be something like that only with a community of neckbeards and fuckboi's in place of autistic children and intentional social rejects.
Step aside boys, I got it
I'd suck the strongest, smartest guy's cock.
I imagine it would be like jail, but you need more than brute force
>Find a cave
>My cave
>Let people sleep in my cave as a sense of generosity
>Kill them in the night
>Human strips for breakfast.