ITT:

ITT:
Sup Forums is stranded on a deserted island

I appoint myself as dictator of this new nation from here on shall be called Noxia (Nock-cia) and raise all of the others on the island as my personal workers and military

guys i found a boat lets go home

I hereby say fuck you and start a porn thread with a chisel on the nearest large rock

I kill you with a rock and cook your remains for dinner.

kek,
/thread

my remains are tainted with syphilis and you transfer it to every other male on the island killing any chance of survival

Niggers tongue my anus.

Rape. Everyone.

4 billion, 4 mother fucking billion years since the first single cell organisms formed on earth. 4 billion years of fighting for resources, 4 billion years of evolution. 250,000 year's of erect human evolution, thousands of years of technological innovation. And this is what we are doing with it.

ohhhhhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under he sea??

dat boi

my first action would be to rape this guy to death, second action is to find shade and attempt to set up a solar still or look for a potable water source or Sup Forumsarbados is going to be a very unpleasant 3 day experience.

I claim the middle tree

I saw it first nigger

Right under that island is bikini bottom

so this doesn't happen I declare myself as the leader of this island, and because of that it's mine. sorry niggers.

I love uncle trump

>Gets naked
>Organizes caucus
>Begins chopping wood for fire and crafting
Crafts fishing poles, simple tools, weapons, and shelter supports, traps for birds, fish, and reptiles
>Begins measuring day and night and keeping calendar
>Documents plant and animal life with what resources I can find
>Sees to the needs and protection of others, preventing cannibalism and infections, factions and violence
Imagine Minecraft, it would be something like that only with a community of neckbeards and fuckboi's in place of autistic children and intentional social rejects.

Step aside boys, I got it

I'd suck the strongest, smartest guy's cock.

I imagine it would be like jail, but you need more than brute force

>Find a cave
>My cave
>Let people sleep in my cave as a sense of generosity
>Kill them in the night
>Human strips for breakfast.