USA shelter thread (no bully)

Well, that's that. Get in here and discuss the game with your fellow countrymen.

What went wrong? Did anything go right? Is top 4 a "success"? What do you want to see for the 3rd place game and going forward?

im actually from taiwan, pls do not report my proxy >.

soccer is for fags

just fucking lol

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

what went wrong?

USA WON 4-0

You managed to kill more argentine players than Venezuelans and other murderers

and you didn't even try, good match

We outplayed them 95% of the game, just made some boneheaded mistakes and we were really fucked over with 3 players being suspended. I'm not upset in the least.

This

Is it too late for me to start learning soccer and take Bradley's place? 22 years old here

USA WINS 0-4

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

0 - 4 isn't terribad, I was expecting 1 - 4 or 1 - 5 though

You unironically lost 8-0 to Honduras

>Only lost 4-0
>1 of them was an unstoppable shot from the GOAT

Thank christ, it could have been so much worse

>We outplayed them 95% of the game
this, we barely made it, pretty lucky I guess

Literally who cares. Fuck off back to Mexico. This is baseball season

Were you watching the right game? U.S. got outplayed at every point

try without that bald man next game

i really hope youre joking

THANKS MESSI FOR NOT SCORING 8 ON US

I WISH

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

CONCATRASH

>shit goalie
>no offense
>0 shots on goal

Argentina could have played without a goalie and USA still wouldn't score

an actual potato could take his place, give it a shot

>US4

>socker

>4-0
Argentina won walking. You can't make this shit up.

They don't care about this shit sport anyway.

at least venezuela managed to score one

US LOSE BY ONE TOUCH DOWN

STILL THE BETTER TEAM ON THE DAY

US4 US4 US4 US4

Too old

How come Finland is terrible in football?

He's been cringeworthy to watch since the last world cup

this semen slurping sport wasn't for me anyways

I'm numb OP. It's obvious how far this team and nation have to go before they can be decent, much less world class. I don't think we've ever produced a player that could ride Argentina's bench. There's not even anything we could do about it. It wasn't the players fault, it wasn't Klinsmann's fault, they were just an order of magnitude better than >we were.

did they even have a shot on goal?

I wish PulisGOD would have taken that one shot rather than pass it.

HUMANTRASH

We arrest FIFA

FIFA sends Messi after us

We sacrificed for you

I don't care about this meme sport anyway

>911

>Argentina
>Blanco

Who /chile/ here

It's only logical

Superior side lost tonight. Thats the truth. If Liechester can fluke its way to a title than so too can the USA be fluked out of a win. We'll win the world cup in 2018.

Usa didn't play.
Nope.
Since u didn't play, yes.
Something better than this>can you even "play" worst? not offense..

>22
>too old
wtf

I expected a loss. I think they did fine against one of the best teams in the world. I was hoping they'd get at least a shot in, but no luck. Based Messi was expected to win. Hopefully we win the 3rd place game.

At least we aren't the PU70s though. Rooting for Argentina for the finals.

How do we convince our best athletes to play soccer?

As long as you guys keep calling it "soccer" you will remain a shit team

Erase this me so hurt

7-1

you spics didn't even make it to the quaterfinals

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>Gators eliminated from CWS

>Marlins lose to Braves AGAIN

>USA lose ugly to ARG

Worst sports day for me in a while :'(

literally who cares about this tournament haha? you could tell our players didn't even care haha. what a joke of a tournament! thank god the Euros are on.

Qt

too damn cold for sawker. their main sports are hockey and memeing.

is this a chicano

Thanks USA for your effort.
You are my favorite CONCACAF team after Costa Rica.

t. Costa Rican

its two safeties m8

where were you when america got btfo

Changing demographics is >our only hope.

You can still have the third place though.

You have to start playing Football since childhood if you want any sort of shot in being a professional

I didn't really understand what was happening, but at least we didn't get blown out like people were saying. Only down by 4 runs.

Have the league here pay players more than truck drivers.

>rooting for the team who just beat you

I just can't do it. I'm with Chile.

it could've been way worse,
I guess Argentina is not as cold-blooded as Chile.

>No Jones
>No Wood
>No Bedoya
Expected worse.

Guzan was terrible though

Graham Zusi
Chris Wondolowski
Michael Bradley

should never put on an American shirt for the national team ever again. The game was over by the 3rd minute. Klinsy also needs to go. The team looked disorganized and slow. Pure amateurs out there.

>(no bully)
nah fuck that
Argentina literally felt pity of the US, it could've been more than 7-0 if Argentina had anywhere near as agressive as Chile.
The 4th goal wouldn't even happen if the US didn't beg them to score another one.

I predicted a 4-2 loss to Argentina before USA even played their quarterfinal, so I wasn't too far off.

Not having Bobby Wood and Jermaine Jones really hurt the team. With Wood on the field I think the US and Dempsey would have scored at least one cheeky goal to end the half.

At least we didn't concede 7 like our friends south of the border :^)

Hope you're joking.
>mfw Americans think they'll win against fucking beast teams like Germany, Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Spain, France, Netherlands, and many more
>mfw I have no face

thanks for not MEX7C0-ing us, argies

good luck in the final

THIS 2BH

...

Lmao can you imagine watching LeBron or Jerry Rice trying to play soccer? Maybe the mexican immigrants can start playing for us.

>Hopefully we win the 3rd place game.

>best team in the world beats #31 ranked team that was missing two starters

Are Argentinians actually celebrating this?? Lmao

Welp, outclassed, out coached, and outplayed doesn't even begin to describe it.

What happened to muh MegaBowl team that would show up for big games just to shit on the best teams in the world?

kek, do you think we, or anyone, actually cares about this meme tournament
see you in the world cup faggots

>What went wrong?

You played a team with more talent that applied constant pressure, not letting you execute your meme tactics.

>Is top 4 a "success"?

It's a pretty decent result, yes. Your goal should be 3rd, though.

Here, keking

I had a great time watching. Dont care about mexico getting btfo, and us getting beat badly. It was super enjoyable. I have no sports to look forward to because the knicks have literally no picks, the yankees have hit rock bottom, and the jets will suck again. I might actually watch some divegrass but I have no idea when it starts again or what league to watch. I've watched the euro a little but that shit has been so fucking boring.

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Someone like Lebron would make a god tier goal keeper or defensive player. Plus if they learned to do headers correctly how could you stop him in set pieces?

The trash goalkeeper or the trash midfielder?

muh two starters.

kek

>Bradley
how is this bald queer our captain again? he contributes nothing every game, nearly every pass he had tonight was a turnover.

he and #3 need to be shown the gas chamber

its OK. soccer is not popular in the USA so only 4 goals is not bad for you.

3-0 from wales is bad. like mexchi

I counted a 3-0 as a win, a 4-0 as a draw, and anything more a devastating loss. Nice draw by the lads today, with Messi scoring one of the most perfect free kicks I have ever seen.

Cut Wondo forever
Make Zardes a backup
Play Nagbe more
Pulisic still too little to play against the bigboys

>US went into this game without fear of Argentina, confident they could win
>Argentina sends three men to close down on the ball carrier as soon as the US gain possession.
>This rattles the US for the entire match. Gave the ball up on the first touch way too often

yeah, >giving up that run at the top of the ninth

fuck that

>doesn't care about this tournament
>watched the game where their country plays against midgets
lol retarded burgers

I told you. Money, drugs, and bitches. Get some hot ass rappers to make a dope song for the USA team. Add cheerleaders to the sidelines. Do a touchdown dance after each goal.

This game was like being a child and having to go the doctor's office for a vaccine. You expect it to hurt like a bitch, but you just put up with it for your own good. In the long run, you'll be better off from the vaccine. It was a learning experience for the USMNT

>inb4 Messi chokes in the finals and Argentina gets exposed once again as a team that can't do shit without Messi like in the previous tournament finals against Chile and the World Cup final against Germany

I just want Argentina to lose so they shut the fuck up about Messi already, the level of football in this cup was a joke

>Maybe the mexican immigrants can start playing for us.
that would only make you worse

Who do we get to replace Klinsmann? I wanted to like him but he has had way too many errors as manager

Kek
>

playing it in the first place.

We're just not that good at semen slurping