Help me get tits, will deliver

Help me get tits, will deliver

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Okay, legit advice fag. 'I guess you don't know how pretty you really are'

I'm guessing you're thinking that I won't be able to guess something

start off smooth

I bet you have tattoos on your breasts

See you are willing to accept some of life's risks...

i see where this is going lol

Show us the profile

...

say 'I guess you don't know what I'm going to guess right'

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

gotta be less obvious

>Let's play a different game, you send me titty pic and I'll send you a dick pic in return.

I guess you're drawn to confident guys who get what they want.


(This sets her up to not want to refuse you...)

ITT: Sup Forums tries to seduce a girl.

What could possibly go wrong?!

"You resemble my favorite porn star. I guess you are related??"

You're almost as pretty as your sister!

I guess you havent realized that all the men you've been with have probably treated you like an average women, when you should be treated like a queen

Bump because i want to see this trainwreck through.

Im just here for the show

roll

Suck my nigger dick

"you where molested and raped by your dad when you where 12 and your older siblings never did anything to help you even when you told them"

...

Roll

Sex

roll

And if they wanted to give you the best orgasm of your life?

I guess you didn't graduate from high school

>depeding
fuck this hoe

k well whatever ask her what she thinks you want or some shit op, should be an easy lay

Roll

>Tfw had a genuinely good one and was fucking 15 minute temp banned so I couldn't do it in a timely fashion.

JUST............

this will definitely get you tits op

you want to fuck my anus with your 70 inch strapon

do it op girls love it when you guess their tragic backstories

This. Ask her what she thinks you want.

"Oh? What do you think I want?"

She looks like a tranny...and i been around more trannies than females.

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nigga you got to tie in the guessing game too. 'time for you to guess what i want' or some shit.

suspense, op, build suspense.

i could tell you what i want, but that would spoil the fun, don't you think?

I WANT YOUR DICK

nigga pls
wew lad that's some fucking shit right there.

Tell her to try guessing anyway. Assure her that her guess can't possibly be that bad or something.

what could possibly go wrong

This. if she will say its not true then prove it

You don't need to guess because you know exactly what we want,

Just do it OP
DO IT

This

Help me get tits SC hannahrain2016

if dubs then
"I think you want a good time, same as me"

>we

> I want to suck honey rolling down your titties

far too soft core for internet hookup, user

Are you 14?

ya 14 inches deep in your mom

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Damn son. She just laid it on you.

This. She'll love that shit.

OP here, I dont think shes horny enough

>I want to get to know you slowly, so slowly, until you ache for me. Until you can't control yourself any longer. Then I want to fuck your father and make sure you catch us.

tell her you're looking for dry anal with someone who doesn't want it.

SO FUCKING CLOSE

I want romance. I want long walks on the beach and one order of spaghetti at Rizzottsi's. I know you want it too. I can feel it. I don't half to guess anymore. I love you. Also whats you're snapchat?

"I would like to get to know you really well, and see where things go. What about you?"

bump

roll

Unless you guys have any good suggestions to keep it rolling, ill open it up to dubs for next reply

ah fuck, she serious about this what you want shit here
you got to bring down the line, no more cutesy shit

uhhh shit i dont know maybe i want you, and something about your energy is best spent on her

finesse it op

this

She's lighting him on fire.

Look dude, if you're just fucking with her, say some dumb gay shit.
If not, drop the thread talk to her like a fuckin maaaaan.

dammit op, wasn't smooth enough

Do you have a cock?

This girl is a bitch. It would be slightly acceptable if she was attractive. Just fuck with her OP

Say you want a big fat dick in your ass

marry her fam.
"I'm guessing that my energy is best spent focusing on you."

i want you

Tell her you want to strip her the fuck down and tie her up, make her soak tease her and fuck her brains out. You'll blow her load on her face get some noodz or gtfo

>I want a beautiful intelligent fine woman to caress my asshole then fill it will love, you down... M'lady?

Perhaps try being both honest, and somewhat pseudo romantic.

Such as telling her straight up that you would be very pleased by images of her nude, but that you aren't entirely that shallow and would also love to get to know her better and build a relationship with her.

I want dem titties

Holy fuck op u really are worthless. Ppl were giving u some good advice what to say and u pick the worst.

no guessing. forget the guessing and the questions. she needs a statement from a man.

>M'lady

Tell her you want to fuck her and then cuck her mom by fucking her dad

Listen to me, fuckpig. I've had it with your motherfucking centipedes. Tell me you want sum fuck or I'll kill a nigger.
Please respond.

I want you to fuck me like you would if you had an imaginary brother.

FUCKING THIS

>What does expedite mean?

>i want to become someone who you can have fun with and enjoy spending time with. I want to show you off to my family and hopefully see yours so that i can milk your fathers nut juice straight into my prostate

>send me a picture of your tits and I'll send my dick

The easiest way to get tits. These things are very quick to happen nowadays. Everyone is horny all of the time. The world is obsessed with sex. Women are obsessed with sex. Not just plain old sex, but sex with assholes with lots of money and a room for vaginal torture.

Ask and you will receive.

Get rid of

reroll

i dont think i've laughed so hard

It means to hurry p aka she's horny and he's blowing it like a fucking idiot

OP update?

It was a suggested reply, it doesn't mean that. It means to quicken the process by cutting to the chase.

OP HERE< WAITING ON REPLY FAGGOTS

Kek roll

Tell her you just masturbated to granny porn so your only looking for pleasant conversation.

It means to cook in a microwave, chef speak

ROLL

"Also, are you going to vote for Trump too?"