Evalion fap Thread

Evalion fap Thread

bumping for nudes

Who?

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Some vlogger with yellow teeth and a bunch of le randumb funny memes!! xD!1

She's alright.

post her nudes

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I mean ok, doesn't really do it for me but I won't judge.

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she looks fucking hideous.

meth. not even once

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somone dm this to her on twitter

kys, she is hot af

you do realise she barely turned 18? and most pictures photoshopped here are from when she isnt even 18,photshopped or not this is considered child porn in the US

>kys

that explains a lot. underage b&

>I'm just going to make shit up to suit my own agenda.
KYS

First post in the thread eh?
KYS

i am 18

This

I'd rape the shit out of her.

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it is true tho,read up the laws

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little NAZI GIRL thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” EVALION worshipper guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking stupid TROLL named Evalion. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Iloveevalionfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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fuck she is literally giving me boner

i want to see her get blacked

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Cringy as fuck.

Not really.
I bonered over it.

butthurt much?

Why? That's ridiculous. You do realize that if you get used to getting boners to that kinda shit that you might ONLY get boners to that kinda shit later on down the road. Stay away from porn - especially shit like that- and only get erect from having actual sex.

Oh cute.
The guy that says it's cringey is actually a cringelord thats anti-porn while browsing Sup Forums

Hey, I'm just trying to help. You can get mad at me all you want but that's not going to change human psychology.

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>you might ONLY get boners to that kinda shit later on down the road
I'm probably twice your age.
This is a myth perpetuated by christ shits.
Kill yourself.

>If l can only get it up watching nigger dicks, everyone can only get it up watching nigger dicks, it's human psychology!

twice his age? what are you? 24?

Think about it like classical conditioning. If you get hard from watching porn, you're going to gain the reaction of getting hard from watching porn. So, what about in an actual sex situation? You never conditioned yourself to get hard from actual sex. The only time you can get hard in that scenario is if you're stroking yourself when watching or imagining porn.

I like you.

That's not even close to what I meant. Didn't you learn about classical conditioning in high school?

You must have a super weak beta shit sex drive or something.
I hope people reading your garbage posts see how full of shit you are.

this is literally the most retarded thing Ive read in this site in the 6 years I have in it

>you get hard for watching girls naked so you wont get hard by watching a girl naked in front of you

Keep parrotting things you don't know shit about, your cringe is hilarious

Watching and actually having sex are two completely different things.
How?

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My cringe is hilarious? You're laughing at my cringing? Your English is cringy, my friend.
Stop being so hard headed. If you disagree, then by all means explain yourself, but there's no consideration from you.

Holy shit I think he's actually serious about what he is saying

Simple. You get your girl to do porn for you. Boner.

>this guy

But what about actual intercourse with your girlfriend? Why give that up when you can give up porn instead?
It's really easy to post a puerile sentence with a cringy anime picture; it take a brain to actually develop an opinion other than "I don't like this guy."

I think he just watched so much gay porn that when he was about to have sex he didnt get a boner, and thats when he found out he was gay

I meant to put takes. Not take.

You can always film the actual intercourse and get aroused making the porn, then watch it again later. And again.

Intercourse with whom? If you can't get aroused in bed, then would it be with someone else?
I know from experience that there are a lot of guys that simply can't get aroused from someone else grabbing their dick or sticking it into a vagina. If your girlfriend has sex with another guy, isn't that back to step one?

Always funny when the guy with a weak sex drives tries to deduce that all males must have the same weak sex drive as himself, as a way to deny it's weak at all.

I have a fine sex drive. I have regular sex with my girlfriend.

So where's her fingering video at? I heard Sup Forums posted it earlier...

Evalion is a corn chip teeth kike

These are hot as fuck, any like this?