Get me laid Sup Forums

Get me laid Sup Forums

It's a me a Mario with il pizza

I'm not Italian I'm on vacations here

Lost

Kek'd

Hey, you seem like a nice girl, wanna hang out and get to know each other?

Gotta love chokers on girls can make a 6 look like a 7

Wanna passionately fuck a nigger?

DUBSGET

roll

kek

Hey bb want some fuk

voglio scoparti cosa ne pensi

Hi there QT[cake emoji]

Uh I realize now that's cake and not pie...

Well, hello there m'lady. I shall tip my fedora to you

Alessandra, pass the lasagne!

>check'em
>wonder what it means
>Google Translate
>fuckingreally.jpg
>OPdeliver

Best one so far
I'm not a nigger
Sounds desperate af
Autistic af
Kek'd but not nice

Shit dude, that might be all you need to say. You might have to lie about where you're from, though. Not sure what Italians think of specific countries/people

She has a neck-thing, she's a sub; just playfully insult her and take control.

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Op you piece of shit, the dubs have spoken deliver don't be a fucking pussy

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Say: "Hey, you look great, and if yur personality matches your look I would love to get to meet you"

Hello my wizard friend
Its 5am here shes probably asleep and also dubs mean nothing only trips of truth would force me to deliver
Idk seems like trying to hard also im average/ugly looking 6/10
This actually seems like a good advice
How much does that line work for you?

Delivar the dubs, cunty

Nigga look like faze rug

Wanna come over and put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy? She's a good cat but i'm really hungry rn.

>google faze rug
Kek'd

Get your own self laid, you socially inept faggot.

Off her heroin. She'll be right over

kek

Why don't we test the line with her, is corny but works from time to time

My venus, come see the penis of a genius, we'll create a fetus unless you want me to stick it up your anus.

It's a subtitle sign in the D/s community, which I'm part of, a choke collar either means she has a Master, or really wants one.

Nice boner garage

Howdy doody niggeroni how'd u like to lick my slippery pepperoni and turn it into a cannoli? :~)

Yea sure user.

Fucking savages
Im bored i have to drive 200km in a few hours i should be sleeping
Nah
I'll try thanks kind user
And do you wear a choke collar user?

Post results once you tried

Kek. my former (male) professor had one on before. a lot of us were kinda weirded out by it

He was gay, fam.