Help me to fucc and get succ Sup Forums

Help me to fucc and get succ Sup Forums

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Dubs decide which one

Rolling for Emily

this

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they're both called emily u mongaloid

rolling for this

1st one

rolling for this emily

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WINRAR

Hey Emily, you're so cute. I love your smile. Would you like to grab some coffee with me? I know this great spot.

that's the joke you neanderthal

are you a bot

cuck/10

Ask if she's from Tennessee and follow up with this

trips
you're gunna get the ins now OP

replace "you're so cute" with "you're very cute"
don't ask why, but the adverb change just sounds better to me.

creepy

Cum here hunny. Gimme teh munniez I gib yu teh sucky sucky rong time bb
Me rub yu rong time

Do both.

I eat my own dried up cum but i feel as though i have too much, would you like to try some too milady

niggas
I'm tryna help a poor soul get fucked
what would you suggest?
Me? I'd recommend a docile slow start full of I'm different than other guys, I'm just here for friends and then when she initiates, go in for the kill.

(me again)
because all girls want the same thing, a cock, but not a desperate cock.

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Ha kys

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picture is fake af
seen it tons of times

what should i say when she responds?

you respond to her response retard

Fuck it I'm doing both

that wasnt me kek

now we wait

its like 11 over here so I don't know if they're even awaake

Use the text in my pic when she responds

"Hey im x, i like long walks on the beach, going out, pizza/cuddle movie nights and ravenous anal sex, nice to meet you :)"

Sorry lads, no response from either yet... That Tennessee line is overused and cringe as fuck if she doesn't respond

Roll roll roll your post gently up the thread

you never got laid before trough tinder did you

I literally just made my tinder account about a half hour ago so these are the only two matches I've got that weren't fugly. (I unmatched the fugly ones)

if the thread dies before they respond, i'll continue it tomorrow, a little bit earlier in the day.

roll

check em