Come on Sup Forums help me to get laid

Come on Sup Forums help me to get laid

notice me sempai baka

I hate Godzilla too

Come stretch my asshole?

This is a good one user kek but I said dubs

Cum here hunny. Gimme teh munniez I gib yu teh sucky sucky rong time bb
Me rub yu rong time

Well Sai, what sorts troubles you got yourself into during the weekend

rolling for this

ask if she is a cat or dog person...then ask how she likes it cooked.

Unmatch her after this

Let's see what's she reply user

Ayy

So you little chink whore, wanna worship my big white cock? You'll do it for free because you're a worshipping chink slut

Let me fuck you while I feed you ice cream or some sweet shit that you like.

(After response)

Girl, they say you are what you eat, so what do you taste like down there? Cat or dog?

Were you made in china? Because your pussy is falling apart

There are no women on tinder. It was like 99% bots and 1% transvestites when I was on there. Enjoy your spam.

There's no hope for you, pencildick. Go jump off a cliff.

These basement dwellers... When they get one opportunity to say something to a girl they start spouting shit like this. Good thing that girls loathe you and you are never going to reproduce.

Is your pussy slanted like your eyes? I wan sum fuck to find out

what app is that?

Yup, you got me there white knight. GG

It's called Me Rub Yu Rong Time

Tinder

rollin

Damn...it was a joke. I think op is more pathetic asking for help on Sup Forums to get laid than my cat joke...let me Sup Forums

this
>and send pic

there are women on tinder, they just don't match you

dubs of truth

Op here fag I'm just
Wanna pass a good time
With my Sup Forumsros come
On is Sup Forums

Dubs decided