Waifu claim thread

Waifu claim thread

Mr Belvedere claimed

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Not fair, i want mr belvedere

Waifu claiming thread
>rules edition

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun

Claimed.

Dio-sama...

Fucking cancer.

posting in epic thread.

Penny Claim Forever!
>Lurkmode.exe

autism

Quick I gotta post a picture or I will have a panic attack

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>I'm always here

I aint too sore to shred dat ass~

Oh yeah, had the sao photoshoot, hella fun and plenty of qt sinons
>Wish I wasnt betaish to try chat with em or most had a partner tagged along already

nyarko claimed

Sigh.

Checking Dio-sama trips.

kek.

still here

and

love what exactly?

>

Thanks. Though I'm more of a tease

It was work related. Granted opening of my gym and famous body builders came. I think the CT Fletcher crew came too but I didn't see ct himself. What's so bad about the guy? He looked a lot like Johnny bravo tbh

Hows your day?

I did another look. 500 USD for the type 89 airsoft. Might take a while to get that funds together. Looking at a base cost of 600 usd for the full uniform and rifle.

Rory-sama claimed

i approve

Claimed.
Going to sleep now before I pass out
>the cycle continues.

I actually have been drinking a little. I'm sobering up though.
Probably the only reason i'm entertaining any of this questioning. Lol

Gold Schlager doesn't taste much like alcohol.
It's dangerous. Lol

Jesus fuck dude.
Let's run through this real slow for you.

I personally think that signing the bottom of posts is notably more likely to get you banned than when you avatar fag.

As such, i dislike when i or anybody that i like is pushed to do that when it can be avoided.

It's quite easy to make a thread, so i'd rather just make a fucking thread rather than wait for someone else to do it, thereby decreasing the number of signed posts.

Are we there yet?
Should i draw you a flow chart?
I can do it. There might be a beard on a bubble or two, but i'll fucking do it.

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>Shinoa can't cook
I forgot about that, guessed I confused her for Akame when it came to cooking lol

I'll dress up as Sinon for you.
>But only in private...
Everythinnnnng
I like that too.

I need to sleeeeep.

Goodnight.
>lucky

Nyarko is shit claim

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Goodnight beautiful

I'm not in this conversation, but i vote for flow chart

What are you up to?

Oh hey Kyouko
Have some Croissant
youtube.com/watch?v=Vvf03Wdd0-0

Machine gun below me.

fuk u say boi ill keel u ded until u die

youtube.com/watch?v=yicbvWwQ_MA

Agreed, flow chart sounds like a good idea.

Sunshine.

well i dont even like a little and goodnight i think?

youtube.com/watch?v=ltUiJt_fUyk

CROISSANT

Oh yes.
>I'm shy, I like dressing up in private.
Not even just a little bit?
>Also yeah I need to sleep.

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>Photo shoot
Nice, was this something you sign up for or people just came up to ya? Kek, you still have tomorrow to try that.

Ahh gotta promote the place to get the name out. Wait are we talking about the same Jay Cutler now? Does this one play football?

>Best idol claimed

That's a pretty good claim
I have a book on him, I should read it soon
Hey buddy
What dominoes show is that from?

Even if I'm not involved in the convo with the no pics poster:

I mean, I get the whole thing that you don't want to sign yourself because image limit, but why did you early bake last thread when I was baking the threads and I was doing it at image limit and pretty fucking fast after the limit was hit?

A thread was gonna be up once image limit was there, you wouldn't have had to post without pic.

That's my only concern.

Talking to friends on steam, posting in thread.
That's basically it, it's almost 8AM, guess I should sleep soon.

What about you?

This is art.
Croissant is our new overlord.

Disgusting midget.

The future's looking bright

no thats nerve racking and goodnight hope you sleep well

>Croissant is our new overlord.
Führer you mean.

youtube.com/watch?v=GzAyZCqw24k

Heeey

CROISSANTS

Sugar.

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Dame, you're one hell of a night owl.
Sounds fun though. Know these fellas long?

i'm just here existing.

First there was a doctor pedo

now there's a police pedo

what the fuck is this Higurashi crap

"Early" by about 5 seconds.
I had just got here and had no idea who was making threads nor did i really care.
As i said before, making threads is quite easy.

I apologize if making the thread too early really bothers everyone that much. Jesus fuck. Was seriously like seconds early.

I can dig it!

Na, it was posted in facebook to meet at a spot
Tomorrows gonna be short and dead sadly

I don't drink
>yet
So I wouldn't know

Oh you've seen it before?

We might just be good friends and go to sleep

NighT

Body builder lol. I knew I should've said body builder jay cutler. It's not just for the gym

Hm?

Mhm, krul and shinoa are best
>tfw wanted to bride carry krul cosplayer

>Claimed

I want to make Carl make this face.

>nor did i really care

I dislike this mentality.

>yuuko

>Know these fellas long?
Well one is the Yuno poster from these threads, so not that much.

The other one is a friend of mine that I've known for almost 4 years by now, probably my best friend, even if I don't like to label people that way.

>i'm just here existing.
Hey, that's an hard task!

HEIL CROISSANT

? Explain how she's a midget, you stink of the irrational

Hugyrashi is an anime about some god ghost town protector that is murdering people every year at a festival, but that ghost doesn't realy exist and it's always just someone, the main character constantly dies and the story restarts in a parralel universe where different things happens, people's judgement changes but anything that have happen in the distant past stays the exact same.

there are also a doctor pedo that want's to have deep sex with a blond loli and a police pedo that wants to deepthroat a temple loli with blue hair

Nighttttt~~

Tired claim
How are you

HEIL

She's tiny

Night night

Brain dead

good night sweet dreams friend

ARE YOU BLIND YOU SICK FUCK?

I bet you have fantasies where your big erected throbbing cock pierces her stomach open while you're penetrating her vulva you disgusting peasant

Oh my god, this is extraordinary.

Ah, isn't it like the last day though? Everything should be popping then.

Kek, ok never mind. The other one is just a shitty quarterback, who needs be released already but I digress. What else does it promote?

*whistles* 4 years? dame.
You go something going for ya there.

it's a shame i started talking to you this late tonight.
I mentioned to another recently how it's a shame i know so little about you, but you'll soon be asleep.

Goodnight

>yuuko

Careful there, you could get banned.

See you in your dreams~

Tired and sore

I guess he went to sleep.

Holy fuck what was with that traffic?
>Almost ran a red light because my rhythm tonight was so screwed

Kek'd hard.
Oh my god

>I really wanna finish this anime tonight for no reason, like I'm just binge watching it.
>5/13
>Can I make it? Probably not!
>Will I try? You bet your ass
>Will I regret it in the morning? Hell yeah!

Probably gonna have a new asshole installed by my boss tomorrow but i dont care
They should have trained me better
How are you shipmate

The mod that lurks doesn't seem to care about this.
To my knowledge he was only vocal about multi-threading.

>i see the joke though, clever

youtube.com/watch?v=y-6mTdmAE-4

>it's a shame i started talking to you this late tonight.
It's ok, I'm always here anyways, not going anywhere for time being. And you aren't either, probably.

>I mentioned to another

I wonder who...
>I probably know.

You're on a roll tonight.

What's your waifu's name? Haven't seen her before.
Give him some croissants
Well yeah, she's tiny but in her species, it's the average, but yeah midget by our standards.
Uhm...I won't attempt to talk some sense into you since you're already deluded to think I'm for that. If I liked my waifu, why in the hell would I do that? Oh forgot to mention that I have no sexual fantasies of her, if that's a first.
Have you been wronged by a midget?

Noice

>I'm studying for my finals
>all I'm seeing are numbers and graphs

I don't get it

It's Hanako, from Katawa Shoujo

Shit man it would be a gangster as fuck costume.
At least you didn't crash

I'm almost certain you do.
Dark times.

it's not a one liner. There's a lot of context behind it.

This is the third time I explain this, but I instinctively hate midgets for reasons unknown to myself

kill yourself by the way you lying sack of shit I know very well you want to rip the area between her puss and asshole in half so that you may penetrate both holes at the same time you sick bastard.

Ayyeeee!
Did she look like the type to be easily picked up?

Sounds complex and the pedo thing though

Night

Tired as well lol

Frog fitness. That's all I'm saying

It's okay Galky

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT HERE!

I remember running a red light once

Shoulder is killing me, think I need a new pair of feet

Isnt it a little late for finals
How was work
Ya being a fat neckbeard and getting exercise for the first time in months does that
>ive been there

Sorry if this is going to sound rude, but the title translates to something like crippled girls; do you find her attractive for her disability? I'll respond in return, but it's pretty straight forward

Haha. True, I mean, without my determination, I would've never become the epic IT legend I am today
>I also wouldn't be sleep deprived but such is life on the eastern front.

What are you watching?

Wew, sounds like a Night of Fire.

Oh hell no. That looks very challenging.

I saw a clip of a loli stabbing herself in the head repeatedly until she died, so I'm watching the anime hoping to actually see that scene. I've seen it throught a premonition, at the beginning of the chapter 2 they show the scene, but it seems incomplete and in the entire chapter 2 they didn't ever mention a suicide other than a certain murderer had killed her.

I am getting more and more impatient.

It doesn't feel okay.

Half of her is burnt.

>I'm almost certain you do.
Dark times.

Now I'm 100% sure of it.
Nice.

We'll have time to talk anyways, don't worry about that.

You're in for a lot of mindfuck, Higurashi tends to do that.
It's a nice show though.

I bought the vn not knowing what it was about
I didnt get very far and quit
Then i seen scenes from the anime and didnt want to see the same shit but worse in the vn
>moka

I tried to fuck the handless girl in that cripple girl euroge

it was fun

Ya, got some sweet footage tonight though. And the camera was on this time!

I've only ever run through one once on accident. The times I was sitting at a red light for 5 minutes before running it are legal and don't count.

Oh boy, I feel that's a reminder to practice the lyrics.

But rin is garbage teir
>moka

Yikes man either you're throwing a real good front or you need some help. Either way can you continue to entertain me a bit more? My day was a bit mellow
You have some very detailed imagination. I envy you

OP keep this bumped and I'll delivar some Mr. Belvidere

You won't be sorry for long.

Fuck if I care about mindfuck, I'm Dio, not some random pussy faggot that goes "Uuhngnnhn muh head hurts mayn wo is al dis misteri thin nyuga is hard 4 mi lil cuntbag mind"
anyways all that matters to me is to see that suicide scene

wait what

Watching Mayo Chiki!
>Mostly because its funny
>but also waiting for other stuff to download like Kyoukai No Kanata and Kokoro Connect.
>also waiting for The Last Remnant which is suppose to be a good game.

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