What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?

"Well maybe when you're not sick or exhausted we can change that".

"Thanks" She's really good about giving one worded replies...

"oh"
other one is
"️"

"No its okay"

"I'm not pregnant"

Come over and fuck me hard. from my sister.

"please stop messaging me"

"I also can't wait "

"More Trump!"

"Why do you care about me? Like I'm not even important."
then I called her, took her on a date, now im here
she. is. Awesome.

You're probably just scared that you might end up being alone. Don't be scared to be single. Take this time to improve and know yourself more. I know you don't dig this kind of bullshit but I'm guessing you might need to try it. You experimented with another chick in the fear that you might end up still being in a ldr after 3-5 years. If we get back together, I can't guarantee that that fear of yours will not turn into reality and we might end up hurting each other again.

Yes, i was home earlier and took roxxy out but it was raining. You were sleeping. I need to walk her since the rain has stopped.

Courtesy of my mother

maybe baby see u later, lol karvalol

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Thank you! Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

>I need to cal yuh
She wanted me to go to her cousins graduation. I had worked so I cancelled
>I regret it

Chase acct chk1 was overdrawn at 06/03/2016 06:06:51 AM EDT. Your balance is $-189.23.

Bitch texts me every day.

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"mmm I love you"

"The real you wouldn't say that."

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hahahaha xD

"Cool. GoT?"

shutup nigger
>mfw I'm not black

"Don't forget my port and bottle please!"

"fuck you"

>okay... damn


Girlfriend found a nail in the tire of her car today, told her to get a can of fix a flat, she was hoping she could put it in without removing the nail. I told her the nail had to be removed first. This was her response. Not sure why that's a big deal. She probably just doesn't have a nail puller or something.

fire, bro ^_^

I really really like this image.

"Or Margot Frank"

It seems as if the English language is native to neither of you.

Awww (and a emoticon of a crying kitten)

Ok, call me today when you time and well catch up :*

'okay'

like a pair of pliers?
my son is 7 he has a pair of pliers.

^
I
Nothing

"Tomorrow lunch at the mall"

"I won't be there"

why aren't you fixing it for her you faggot
your dumb bitch will probably hurt herself while trying

"yay" that was February 26th

Hey, I hope you're sleeping well my Kitten.
I just want to let you know, I've made it back to my place safely.

Your mom sounds sweet.

Disgusting

gotcha*

Thanks sFam, she's my little Kitty.

She's gonna bring it over tomorrow, it's not really losing air fast enough to be an immediate concern. Thanks for pretending you understood the situation though, people like you are always good for a laugh.

kek

"Already. Mmm be rough."

"We need to talk"

Then my phone rang...

Damn, you should reevaluate your life

"i love you!"

okay, but you're coming right?

Whom are you speaking to, newfriend?

"o/"

Don't use fix a flat, that shit ruins wheels. Just take it to a garage and have it patched, it's pretty fuckin cheap.

"be there in 5 mins x"

Becauuseee?

>Implying is new
>Implying they were quoting somebody

It sounds to me like that was the last text they had, my dude.

"Oh"
From my sister.
Context. Talking about when I'm moving back home.

"Next time I catch you outside my house I'm calling the police"

"Little bit! But expected since we're trying to get somewhere haha. Yes we can get there!"

bahahahahahha. yeah the exam thats on today right?

oh my. they look amazingggggggggg. drools.

>"That's good, pet her to let her know good kitty"
I'm house/cat sitting for my sister.

"Look at Muh pic bitch"

"Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow" that was Tuesday.

Please delete my number and never contact me or come by my work again. I will have to call the police if you do. Just leave me the fuck alone, creeper

>nah, it's saturday

your an idiot and i feel bad for ur gf

I've used it plenty in the past, never had an issue. What kind of issues does it cause? Also it's about the 3rd one she's got in like 3 months in the same tire so she's getting sick of getting it patched up. Pretty sure it's shitty kids in her apartment complex sticking nails under tires for fun at this point.

She wants it bad

Through a baister

"Im mad at you dont talk 2 me"

"i love you"

Yes.

>needing perfect english for a booty call
Ok user

Kek

What? I made you look good?

From a friend after I made here go to a derby with me to try and get some red neck puss

MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING
T E X T E D H E R
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T E D H E R T E X
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D H E R T E X T E
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FAGGOT

I have a feeling that some of these are not entirely factual.

"Fuck it"

thing is I work right next door to her apartment. I try talking to her everyday, I stop by with flowers and stuffed bears everyday. But she just says "leave me alone, creep"
Should I stop by?
>pic related is her

"okie :)"

"Ok. Check under the cat bowl."

Went home to visit my mom for the weekend.

"He asked me earlier if I would marry you "

"get fucked, faggot"
tanks mom

'Hey, how was work?'

"So I love you, *I kiss you softly* but goodnight"

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>inb4 rpfag

Since you asked...

Ive never had a text message from someone of the opposite sex
fuck

Ek het 'n baie lekker aand gehad. Hahaha shame jaco ek dink aan jou dit klink of jy 'n brutal hangover het. Ek mis jou net so ek wens ek kon al huis toe gekom het en jou styf vasgehou het en nooit laat gaan nie. jy moet jou sondag geniet.

Bitch I don't communicate with females

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"I'll try to go over tomorrow"

Kek

"Oh my god I could literally drop dead I'm tired as fuck"

Online dating?

"Call me in ten minutes please"