Sup Sup Forums I want everyone to know I have a tiny penis

Sup Sup Forums I want everyone to know I have a tiny penis.

I'd suck it, nice balls too

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thanks

youre penis is probably normal sized
youre just a fat fuck who needs to not eat as much

I've lost weight, but my penis never seems to get bigger.

Oh we knew

>Get a boner
>It rips the skin

you need to love a good 100 to 150 to see a real difference. your fat is literally surrounding your cock.

Continue losing weight and once you get smaller it'll make it bigger

that obvious?

>OP

me too...

Muhammad The Prophet eats shit

OP is the fattest person ive seen today. how much you weight?

I cry every night knowing I'll never have a tinsy dong bf to grind on.

245lbs

why would you say that?
we already know that everyone has tiny penis & wE DON'T FUCKING CARE

dont bull shit
you aint that heavy unless youre 5 foot tall

That's what I weigh

You either need a new scale or you're 4 foot 9....

Also shed that weight and it would probably be 4-6. You have a fucking ton of fat around it.

you look closer to 300
assuming youre average height.

You should also know that you look like the Michelin man.

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yes, I'm fat and tiny dicked

well that might be the start of something

it's times like these I am glad Sup Forums is anonymous

No, not the fact that you're fat, I know that.
Specifically that you look like the Michelin man. You could've looked like the Penguin being round, you could've looked like the green slimy ghost from ghostbusters, but in reality, it's the Michelin man. I wanted you to know that.

Why is it under your chin and why are you frowning?

can't argue with trips

Dude your track suit is pinching your neck funny buy a bigger one.
And if you think being able to pull you cock and balls up to your neck means you have a small dick I don't know what size you want to have? Like a 6 foot long dick instead of a 3 foot long dick? You are already freak show long.

I thought I was the only one. I don't cry but I can't stop fantasizing about a nice Dom with a small dick

Fake and gay

I'm in the same situation as you man.

You're more fat than small. Atleast you could loss weight and find your lost inches. This is what a real tiny penis looks like. Know my pain...

I have a hard time getting mine up too. Even if I can this is all I'm stuck with

When are you going to kill yourself OP ?