"Don't you want to dance salsa with me, user? It'll be fun!"

>"Don't you want to dance salsa with me, user? It'll be fun!"

>"fuck off, filthy spic"

>"Yeah sure. Can you teach me? I've never done a salsa before."

>"Lets dance m'lady"

>*unzips dick* "I can teach you a few things too if you want" *wink wink*

Porque no te arrimai a este peazo mejor chana ql

dancing is for fags

Since moving to Europe, I found that this:

Is a big ideology... between males.
Dancing gets you laid. Simple

>norway
no wonder why you're so cold

let me down these 10 beers and I'll show you dancing.

I don't know how to

...

who is this semen.. or salsa demon

you think latin americans ejaculate with salsa?

i bet her feet smell, disgusting

You would never get laid in here with that attitude.

i dont even know how to dance

Yes.

>el sentimiento cuando no novia colombiana

I pity you.
We had to learn some dancing in gym class at school. It was awful.

>tfw is true
>tfw no rhythm
Just kill me now

I'm not some autistic virgin, but I really can't dance that well. This scenario would make my brain begin short circuiting and I'm pretty sure I would start drooling.

best fucking thing in this thread, perfect answer. She'll go nice and slow and show you the moves, you just have to worry about the boner

@naty0424

Boner is the best compliment for a woman.

ok - hold on while I get my 10 inch platform heels so I'm taller than you again

I d-d-d-d-don't know how. Teach me? :3

I just realized m first dancing partner was a guy when I drunk out of my mind in Rio. Am I gay now?

>Nice tatts, degenerate roasty. My best days have just begun and yours are obviously over.

>Enjoy oblivion.

Tattoo ruins it

Take some classes

That only works in your fantasy. If you say something like that she'll just stare at you and move on

Yes, fag.

Jesus fuck, your threads get more cringy everyday.

pegate un tiro malparido.

it get's fun once you get down with a qt on the dance floor

Sure, but I am absolutely awful at it and will probably break down laughing in 30 seconds.

I hate dancing so much.

It's not, fuck you normie.

We all do. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

>turns out she's some drug dealer/cartel hitman's side bitch
>get stabbed/shot by him when leaving the celebration

Nice try Hispanics, I'm not falling for that

>narcocorrido plays in distance
>credits roll

Ah fuck this keeps happening to me

I don't like dancing

It's stupid and pointless

> (OP)
>>turns out she's some drug dealer/cartel hitman's side bitch
>>get stabbed/shot by him when leaving the celebration
>Nice try Hispanics, I'm not falling for that
So close.

Sure, if you teach me how

no idea why, but i've always had better luck pretending I don't know how dance than actually dancing.

I'd rather split my "salsa" on your legs.