ITT: Name the ONE asinine thing that drives you to a frothing rage. The more pointless and idiotic, and the more explosive your reaction, the better.
I cant fucking STAND it when people throw trash out of their car window. I dont give a fuck about the planet, its an issue of entitlement. A few years ago my ex threw an empty pack of gum out of my car window and I screeched to a halt and made her get out, walk back, and pick it up.
People walking slowly side by side on the pavement and blocking you from getting past. I want to smash them in the teeth with a hammer
Faggots like OP
Social
Justice
Warriors
Minorities
Migrants
Jews
Jews that push for migrants in White countries but not their country
Minorities again
Hot Weather
Humidity
Gun Grabbers
Socialists
Leftists of any sort not mentioned
Jews again
People that own dogs and let them bark all day
Loud car mufflers
That one jack ass that has to ride is motorcycle through my block at midnight as loud as possible
People that don't leash their dogs when I'm out walking with my children
People that don't pick up after their dogs
Jews again
...that's off the top of my head.
People that dont use a tinker when turning.
I can't believe nobody has said Muslims yet
people who say 'lost' to show amusement outside of YLYL threads.
People that use the word tinker for blinker
You faggots failed this exercise. I brand you as Double Niggers. Never return.
Its that entitlement shit. Some idiots believe that the ground they walk on should be sacred and inviolate.
Describe your reaction.
Lost
Kek
people who answer separately to EVERY reply in a thread
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
People who completely ignore set theory and state specifications in their list even though they are implied in former points, not to mention repetitions
this is formally uninformative
People who put their grocery cart in the middle of the aisle when they're looking at stuff on the shelf, so I can't go around.
Fuckers who text "k".
lost
k :)
Check'd
>Be you
>Paying for random shit at gas station
>Cashier makes random banter
>You jokingly return banter
>You hear a scoff from behind you
>Turn to see neckbeard supremo behind you in line, chuckling at your joke.
>As you make eye contact, her swipes crumbs from the lapel of his trenchcoat and says, "Fuckin lost, m8."
What is your reaction?
whats the problem? Its pretty time efficient and yields a high amount of classification information - you dont expect a texting driver to answer you formally, do you?
You beat me to it!
Also people who I'm surprised can tie their own shoes take their overflowing cart through self checkout and can't figure out how to pay with their WIC checks.
People chewing loudly.
There's also this one daft cunt that walks a unit around the hospital circle drive and there have been more than one fender benders due to her.
Lawns. Like what is the fucking point? They waste time and energy, water, seeds, and look stupid. Why not a forest or clover field? You don't have to maintain either and they look great. Fucking hell. Are humans trying to play God or something? What's wrong with an overgrown yard? What about the expense of a lawnmower which is completely unnecessary? This wasteful, fucking stupid cultural phenomenon irks me to no end, like every moment I'm just sitting there fucking livid about this insane bullshit.
I need to see a therapist
What if you asked them, "What is the 11th letter of the alphabet?"
Hear the sound of friction between two fabrics drives me up the fucking wall.
people who asks me why i wear a scarf
Lost
Ppl who chew gum visibly or *shudder* audibly.
> grossest habit known to man
I agree
They forgot to teach that in niggerschool
This. This is the kind of stupid fucking reply I was looking for.
Never stop hating lawns, you fuckin amazing creature.
When people reply to requests on Sup Forums by saying "not your personal army" when you know it's just a newfag with no hacking ability saying it
Drivers that don't use their blinkers.
Driver's who aren't considerate to move to the right of the lane when making a turn (so the the car behind him can drive past) and instead take up the whole fucking lane.
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People who try to act better than others on the internet
Hnnnnng you almost got quints you glorious faggot.
>Lawns
No, this is pretty based. Even when I was younger, I refused to mow the lawn each and every single time - and wild vegetation is superior in every conceivable way.
I guess its just another way of fucking social etiquette, it shows that you have control over your life if you have control over your grass... and shit
Mothers that stop where they are with prams or shopping trolleys to talk with someone the know. Don't move to the side or out the way, just block the way for everyone with their insipid and inane chatter.
Want to smash their cunting faces in
those overprotected special snowflakes who change their clothes UNDER their towels in the men's gym locker room.
WTF, like someone is going to jump your bones? Even if you are at all attractive. You look like a douche. In my day, they didn't even have individual shower stalls, everybody had to shower in one big room.
talking in a movie theater
Yeah, displays of passive aggression are gutless and quietly destructive, but the efficiency makes it all worthwhile.
You twat.
Hey thanks you made my drunken night
you know, some people actually like to use their gardens for stuff, in which case its a lot easier not to have to wade through a lot of unkempt grass
This is beautiful
Does this really happen? On MY Sup Forums?
OP here. Theres that entitlement bullshit, again. Motherfuckers feel they have Manifest Destiny on every fuckin space on the planet.
You're so cool
Then they can't see any traffic coming from the left cause your impatient ass is blocking their view, fuckball.
People who pronounce chipotle "chi-POL-te". Can these fuckbeasts even read? I rage internally so hard about it.
I really hate people who don't turn the light out when they leave a room, especially for the last time of the day.
Hating lawns is irrational. Thats the point of this thread. Contribute or fuck off.
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this is the most british thing i've ever read
im glad im not alone!
>passive aggression is bad
>twat
pick one
Passive aggressive motherfuckers that aren't straight up about how they trying to bring you down, and they just lie to your face regarding who they are.
I have to meet you.
How was that passive in any way? user straight up called you a twat, because you are a fuckin twat.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They want to make a right turn. Why would they need to see the left side of them?
This is misogyny
Jackasses who just leave their shopping cart whereever they please in the grocery store parking lot.
>Be me
>Publix on college campus
>Frat guy loads 30 racks of natty into his car
>Watching him the whole time
>Lazily pushes his cart far enough out of the way of his car, not returning it to the cart area
>Put up middle finger as he backs out and idles daddy's BMW up to me
>He rolls down the window
>"Hey buddy what's that for?"
>You're a piece of shit, you left your cart where it will damage someone else's car
>He wasn't expecting someone to call him, so he blurts out the dumbest shit
>"Where do the carts go?"
>I point 10 yards away to the cart spot right there dumbass
>"Do you work here"
>Do I look like I work here? Clean up after yourself
Thanks for validating my insanity
People who pronounce Valentines Day Valentimes Day.
I hate pieces of shit like you, I don't want to talk to you more than I have to.
Turning onto an arterial road.
Not if it is not hating of the lawns itself, but the moral obligation to have this lawn trimmed and cleaned up from every living thing except for grass.
Thats pretty comprehensible
I hate how you Yankee doodles pronounce aluminium and herbal
k
in what way is active aggression easier to justify than passive?
lost
>libary
Obliviously chewing with mouth open.
I almost can't control myself.
wait, do you hate fuckers that say "k" or do you hate people that hate fuckers that say "k"?
guns
or rather, people who completely warp their sense of right and wrong around their desire to justify owning and using guns. The ones for whom EVERY shooting is justified, no matter how slight the provocation.
also, the people who just don't think that guns are that big a deal. The ones who think that it's okay to draw a weapon over a minor argument when there's at most been a bit of pushing and shoving. I just want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them while screaming 'they're not fucking toys you stupid fucking child. You draw them ONLY as a last resort.', but it wouldn't do any good.
People who do dangerous shit that have effects on other people.
Like Anti vaxxers. If you wanna die a horrible death from the mumps sure go right ahead I dont want you on this planet anyway you fucknugget.
But when a persons ego is derived from their blatant disregard of common sense and being against the norm is going to kill their children, then they should be forcibly removed from society, sterilized and put into labour camps.
If the light is red, then they should be moving closer into the turns anyway.
If it's green light (which is what I was talking about), there should be plenty of room for them to move over. It's not a problem at all. They are just being inconsiderate.
I would still call that irrational. A clean-cut lawn is undeniably visually pleasing, hence its popularity. Its not a social construct that people are "forced" to adhere to. Its a choice.
And dont throw HOA regulation bullshit at me. If you cared that much about individuality, you wouldnt live in an HOA controlled neighborhood.
People like my boss who tell white lies to get their way. She really pisses me off since I can't just call her out because I could lose my job. For instance she and her husband paid for the housekeeper and I to watch separate houses. Reason being that the female and male dog can't be around each other, she might get pregnant. No, I fucking brought that bitch home from her getting spayed! Neither the housekeeper nor I get to take vacation time while she's gone and we're not going to be swamped, because I have to feed the dog that lives 40 miles away from the other!
Damn straight. Lawns are retarded.
Water, fertilise, mow, do not use, repeat.
Retarded.
This. It's one thing to hate them, but it's another thing to call them irrational and think that other people are stupid for having lawns.
I wasnt justifying shit. My point was that user calling you a twat wasnt passive, which is what you asserted.
Dividing a single lane in to two so your impatient ass won't have to tap the brake while they make the turn is safer than what you desire. You are in a car. You are already getting to your destination about as fast as you should be. The extra 1/2 of a second that them slowing down took out of your day isn't worth getting your jimmies riled.
Hey, I hear you limey cunts pronounce methane as MEE-thane. How do you pronounce 'methamphetamine'?
People who ask questions then get pissed when they get the answer they didn't want to hear.
Or when they interrupt you just as you started asking you and change the subject.
>Dividing a single lane in to two so your impatient ass won't have to tap the brake while they make the turn is safer than what you desire.
Sometimes the lane is fucking huge, and they'll still stay in the middle. It's safe for them to move over. I am not sure why you are defending people lacking spatial awareness.
One of the state politicians in South Australia, Tom Koutsantonis, always sounds like he has too much saliva in his mouth. Whenever he is interviewed, he has to pause every 15-20 seconds to slurp up the excess slobber in his mouth. It's fucking gross.
Precisely because a clean-cut lawn is popular, it is not inherently pleasing, but the standard, thus the reference point of every lawn judgement.
I'd rather look at this than at a non-special, boring, uninteresting (since there is no difference to each and every lawn at all)
When you've got something awesome to contribute to the conversation but they won't shut the fuck up. By the time you can get a word in edgewise, too much time has passed.
I say the h in herb because it's there. How do you say it?
Al-lum-in-inny-um is how you cunts say aluminum, right?
I hate the pieces of shit who think mindless babble is important.
Yaa ma boii!! You get me like no one else
this, I hate this shit. I'd rather if they didn't say anything at all.
People who ask for your advice on something and then literally completely ignore it.
Like what the fuck's the point in asking then?
What do you think the word irrational means?
are you sure they are asking for advice?
some people just want to vent (especially women) and they are not asking for advice, just somebody to listen.
my sides
I'll start saying meh-thane if you pronounce aluminium with the correct number of syllables.
seriously, I don't mind other Americanisms like using 'trash' instead of 'rubbish', or 'diaper' instead of 'nappy'. Even using the same word pronounced slightly differently isn't so bad (although why you have to say herbal with a French accent I will never understand). But using almost the same word but with the wrong number of syllables really grates on my nerves.
I hate British English too, it sounds wrong to me.
Thanks, but I assume there are certain lawn-lovers around here
this. People who don't seem to understand that their stupidity will have actual consequences disgust me. although I suppose that's just a more generalised extension of what I wrote here