Waifu thread

Waifu thread
>7:30am edition

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>insult/discuss
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Rattle
>Argue about dumb shit
>Most importantly: like lolis

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Dio-sama...

>4:30pm edition

>like lolis
get out

I can appreciate that desu, I'm kinda the same just no repetitive beats with no variation in the music desu
I like a little pump though
youtube.com/watch?v=9Qtyw84F5DM

Ah okay lol, thought it was actual 28 days.
Crazy

Same same, about to get off and play some games since I have the internet to myself today.

Official art appears to agree with you.

Nooooo! I told you, I don't actually like mayo and it's just best for mashed potatoes!

Miho claimed

You should use suntan lotion.

>More Like 12:30am
>One time Penny found me in the mines passed out.
>"I thought you were dead! Be more careful user!"
>She was crying and I felt really fuckin bad.

Still here.
>New pictures.

Claimed

Hey everyone.

Hatsuzuki claim

>"I thought you were dead! Be more careful user!"
>tfw no gf

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Fake HATS.
Go away.

She taught me that I shouldn't treat people like they're broken and I have to trust them to be strong.

She's got burn scars, emotional trauma and crippling social anxiety, but past that Hanako is the sweetest thing I've ever met. Hell, near the end of her route where I was given a decision that would either lead me to her good or bad end, I thought about the decision for a full day because I really didn't want to mess things up with her.

>the end scene made me so happy I couldn't stop smiling until I fell asleep

Yes?

>QOTT
What's the most insignificant and trivial thing that has made you sad?

>I dropped my soup today

Oh my

One day everyone is gonna bake with the full rules.

I'll fight for this.

But for now, I'll just go to sleep since it's 8:30AM.

I can see where this is going.

>like lolis
>get out

Should've been: "like feet", right?

>Yes, this is to trigger people
>(34) just for Karen

See you later everyone.

chen

>What's the most insignificant and trivial thing that has made you sad?

The existence of humans as insignificant as you.

I used some. After being out for like 4 hours.
I am not smart.

GFs are overrated.

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I'm not bitter, you're bitter.
Shut up self.

Yeah that would be a pain to deal with, a whole February for a season.
Luckily she was just concerned about my health.
>Also that was the last time I passed out in the mines
>I got 3 health away, and this fuckin bat was flying at me, so I used a right click skill with an iron rod.
>Squished the poor bastard with the force of an earthquake.
>My old picture album got corrupted, managed to salvage maybe half of what I originally had.
>nothing important or that I couldn't replace.
>Just kinda got sad.

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Nom nom nom

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Does liking emi make you
>heated
Also claiming

>(34)
seeya kyouko

Looking back at Katawa-user's post. I think we all learn from our waifu's.

If some are wise, we begin to get wiser. If some are kind, we may act kinder than before.

Just how I see it.

>claimed

Oh, anyways when I said it was still unknown to me, it was what we, in the trade, call a lie. Ever since I was but a young boy I've always kept useless memories, memories that will never leave my mind, they are meaningless but I will remember them forever. I even remember the very first memory I've ever had. I was standing in my house, around the age of 3 or 4 and I asked my mother who was in the kitchen what I was eating for supper, she said I was eating spaghetti and I was incredibly happy, I then returned to my room and I have no idea what may have happened after that. The reason why I keep these memories though, are unknown to me.

I fucking hate dragons, too
Or at least mostly the ones that let themselves be "tamed" Dragons are supposed to be selfish beasts that constantly get a metric shit ton of hoes and gold and keep them in their cave, or castle depending if it's a world where dragons are almost considered gods.
I still hate those kinds of dragons too, though.

So I suppose what I'm trying to say is I hate dragons in general, especially pussy ones.

Kek come on dude

With your kirito cosplay and many knowing him, I doubt it

I'll give you my Big Mac, my sweet Cinnabun. ;)

Wew lad that's a good thing. Right?

Yup. Well known body builders. Look up jay cutler body builder cause I took a pic with him

Kek. I remember my first and last time smoking weed. Good time was had

It'll be really weird. The machine would'nt move at all and you look like a fish out of water

In a way yeah. Mostly had fun

I was high once and my friend put a lighter with the flint end towards me and thought it was funny because it's a lighter note a cigarette. But it was held like a cigarette. Then someone took it away from me saying it's too dangerous for me. Got real sad

>I didn't notice the condoms
>I didn't notice the lube
Oh god what have I done

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just making sure i don't get called out for saying discuss how disgusting lolis are desu
>singles but close to dubs rattle
why were you outside for 9 hours
oh fuck i never though of that
next bread ;^)

That was alright, the video was pretty neat. I mainly listen to old rock, it's pretty fun to try and play on guitar.
youtube.com/watch?v=ySO-gryuO-c

Nice.

Bye.

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I once shed a manly tear when I dropped a steak steakwich. Think a steak wrapped in bacon with a steak on either side as a sandwich
Sup Chen
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>Fake HATS.
There was never a real one

Generally trivial things don't get to me. Those trivial things however do remind me of much bigger things, and that generally gets to me hard.

Yep, cars running red lights would be BS since they have enough metal to trigger the sensors. Motorcycles do not, unless you have a pigfat cruiser.

still here

Well its not like I'm a smelly creep fuck, silly me
Actually got hollared plenty of times even tho there were bizillions of kiritos

>I suppose I learned from Penny what it means to keep your dreams alive, to live on even with crippling sadness
>To also believe that somebody out there wants to love you and care for you, and honestly believes in you and everything you do.
>Also that I shouldn't let myself die in a dungeon, it'll make waifu sad.

You can play the guitar?

>Internet to myself
Live it up man. Playing some more OW I'm guessing?

Kek, just a bit of banter m8y. Next time I actual cook I'll toss it in there.

Losing my beard comb.

See ya around.

It could be transformed into a placer for massages.

>Best idol claimed

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go to bed

Hamakaze claim

-_-

Wise words user

>dropped a steak sandwich

Sir that is not insignificant that is a disaster of epic proportions and you have every right to cry

>the horror

Hi Rory.

My parents were having a "drink and pool day".
Usually i slink out after a while because introvert. Did not today because drunk. So now i'm a lobster.

My eyes fucking burn.

A little, I've never had any lessons and I've only been doing it for like 2 or 3 months. I can play by ear though, so I guess that's neat.

Time to play games before people start coming back
bye guys

And I learned from Gard to
>Smile and keep your head high, at least to fool her into thinking you're happy
In a way, I sorta live for her.

Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee!

That's what's up mang

I dunno man

Welcome back

Peace my dude

Bye.

>BTFO
I know i should kill myself
I cant handle jobs like that
I need something to fill the time if im going to be there all day

>My eyes fucking burn.
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O shit I'm satan

Yooo, how was your day?
Enjoy your rest
That's good to know, I guess. Have any other things that mispleases you that you want to address?
How was your day?
Heya Gardanon, heh, turned you into a digimon

Painting the place for 10 hours kills time

>shinoa

Haha, don't forget your grad A corm!

You just reminded me that i still haven't grabbed my manaphy...

satan trips and thanks

Hi Miho.

Well, you do have a habit of tempting people

I've had a shit day

>I dropped my soup
>cut myself while shaving because the shower head fell on me

Original content/ edit, I have too much time on my hands.

>Honestly the best thing is to find something or someone worth living for, me? I live because it pisses a lot of people off, and also because I'm not gonna die unless its on my own terms, with my own two hands, doing some crazy ass shit that'll land me on national news! -Anonbro 2013

>>cut myself while shaving because the shower head fell on me

I've has that before.
Mine is really loose. I have to keep tightening it up.

Not trying to look like Shaggy mang.

See ya later.

You're Satan, you should know everything.

If it wasn't so late and I didn't want to risk burning the house down I'd whip it all together now.

Hello boobies.

its only midnight
average

lucky its 2:50 am here

>THE DEVIL HAS ARRIVED!

Doing well?

Digimon was merely... okay.

And heya Trist-user. How are ya?

Phanphy is still the only shiny I ever got.
Ever.

>dub satan trips
Welcome my lord

I had a Ponyta and a Rattata. I got a cheated shiny Deoxys but it was a hacked poke.
Smug it up satan

>Mfw never gotten a shiny
>Got a gold star melon in Stardew
>Gave it to Penny because she said "Around this time of year... my dad left, he said it was all too much and just... disappeared. Sorry for unloading this on you, its just, I start thinking around this time of year."
>Realized it was worth nearly 400~
>Still would've given it to Penny because she was sad and her happiness is priceless.

Oh I'm sure you'd whip something. :^)
>Risk burning the house down
Are you one of those people that forgets to turn the oven off?

>Has a shiny Gardevoir
THe only other shiny I've ever gotten was a Psyduck back in FireRed when I didn't know what a shiny was. I just thought a blue psyduck looked cool so I caught it.

Yeah. Just sitting here talking to some friends on Curse. And thinking about going to get a sandwich.

Isn't it like 3 where you live?

i mean i do live in cali

Fuck.

How ya doing my dude?

Really now?

Is that so?

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Mene mene tekel

I will

poor soul
have a free pat

lol Yeah its 257am

I mean, If I'm super lenient I ////technically/// have a shiny Gardevoir.
~It's a card though..~
She must've been very honored, nice on ya
Gotta do it fair mayne

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Seems a little early for a sandwich.

De fuck is up with your image?

I only been up since 3pm

>Top quality fruit netted me a full heart.
>Well worth it to see a smile on her face anyway
Yeah I think so, she's always really grateful whenever I bring her something she really likes. I feel a sense of pride in myself as a farmer when my produce goes to happiness rather than profit
>But I need house upgrades and more farm buildings
>I wanna make big money and give Penny a nice comfy life.
>Also gotta save 5k for that marriage seashell thing.

Oh, really? Do tell what that might be :^)

If I'm getting too immersed into a show or vidya then yes sadly. In this case I don't want to fall asleep and have it happen.

Absolutely, you hold knowledge of the world.

No spookle please.
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I guess that makes sense.

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Oh god, I haven't touched my cards in some time.
>Tfw literally no one to play cards against
I just wanna cheese my way to victory with my fairy deck. ;~;

You'll find out in time. :^)

>Fall asleep
What time did you go to bed yesterday?

Yes, really you smug snake

>it's mostly for the bunny but still
>wait a minute what the hell

Niiiiiiice

is that a clown or what the hell is that

>filename

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