ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
not everyone at once now
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one time when i was a kid i thought these were candy and ate a whole thing of them and couldnt feel my mouth for quite a while, thought i was going to die
thread is kill
Me and my cousin use to bang when we were teens
each other?
i kill and eat babies on the regular
Yup.
I want to kill myself
I haven't showered in over a week. I worship satan.
I licked my 20 year old cousin's tight pussy and asshole while she slept... Then she woke up and sucked my dick while her boyfriend slept in the next room
One of my oldest friend's mother has been blowing me semi regularly since we were in high school and it has ruined my relationships with women my age.
one of these are not like the other
Almost 30 and I still suck my thumb. Not as much but still.
>it has ruined my relationships with women my age.
Why?
Fuck off question guy.
i affixed a condom to a can of compressed air and inflated it inside my butt. this is now a fetish in which i partake somewhat regularly.
Glad you made this thread. I kinda need to blow off some steam and shit.
Just gotta wrap something up real quick.
If 404, oh well.
If i had the chance to rape emma stone wearing a spider-gwen suit...............I WOULD!!!!
fucked friend's little sister.
I fucked my best friend when we was 5 years old. Both man. I am strait and regret it.
I don't find women around my age attractive any more, and when I do sort of push myself into something, I find it extremely hard to emotionally invest in someone. Maybe it's not her fault but that's my best guess.
why regret it when you can repeat it?
Stole a close friends thong and stuck it into my gfs drawer, she has so many she didn't realise and wears it, I am diamonds.
she also hates the girl that I stole it from with a passion.
I jerk off all over the floor in the bathroom at work almost every shift
My cousin wants me and she's good looking, we're not even blood related, but I'm not with it.
When my nephews who have conservative godfag parents stay with me I let them shower with me and my gf. Not an issue with just me and them, but i know their parents would freak out if they knew gf was also with us.
im a grown man and i just shat on myself. feelsbadman
I have an imaginary friend that occupies >5% of all my thought
I never understood showering with other people. How is it not awkward?
i think killing tourists is fun
I sometimes jerk off to girls that are underage
Me to
There are over 70 different pictures of the same person on my wall.
been friends with a girl since girl scouts. showered with her and cuddled with her.
I masturbate daily to the thought of her.
I fucked my best friends 15 year old sister
I shot and killed five people in papua new guinea
cause nudity isnt awkward for everyone, especially so in a family environment, I helped bathe/shower with my nephews since they were little. but everyone is different. The 1st few times with them with my gf was fairly awkward, mostly for them, but it's pretty normal now
i only have 1 friend and he lives 30 miles away from me
How old are they? I think there's an age where you get too old. My cousin showers with her 17 year old friends but she's wild so she's prolly in it for more than one reason.
Shit man, virgin here who's dating a girl for the first time. How was the showering with her? The biggest thing I want to do is shower with a girl, I want to do it so fucking badly and hopefully I can with this girl I just started seeing
No the fucking floor you dumb fuck
8 & 10yo. granted there is an age where it isnt necessary/"normal" but past then it isnt harmful imo
Meh :/
I've been in a happy relationship for many years now, but I still think about my first love. She pops up in my mind at least once a day... We broke up almost 8 years now
See that's what I hate about sheit like this. Even if I wanted to, I know it would only make her feel more like sheit about herself afterwards cause we both know my aunt would hate us for it. She's already got problems which is probably part of why she's willing to fuck me in the first place
Animu girls aren't real people
Nothing to hide from anyone here. It's good just to tell
I've been hiding this from my parents
It's of a real person.
I just tried to show my cock in a thread but it 404'd while I took the picture. I just like making people look at it.
Why, you don't wanna share?
I poked holes in all of my friends condoms and now they all have kids with shitty women who've made them miserable. I laugh to this thought each day
different user here, I have 4 sister and growing up I showered with them fairly often but showering with a gf is amazing especially the first few times when you get to explore her entire body all covered in soap. shower sex is meh, but fun in its own way. how long have u been together?
WW2?
My parents are very religious wouldn't understand
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fucking asshole narcissist writing over a book, this picture will never not annoy me.
I just did. What do you mean?
Wtf is that?
I accidentally the world once
then it got better
how?
I wish I knew.
I don't like Mystery Science Theater. It's okay, and I appreciate the comedic medium but the movies just suck and I'm not a fan of that shit.
None of my friends know and every single one of them would be shocked that I just put up with that shit every time we end up watching it
I live outside of my own country for work and have no desire to pursue a relationship. I frequently utilize sex shops here.
stories?
What gender are you?
I had a cousin I used to fuck regularly when we were teens.
I turned some cunt into porridge once
I just used my young japanese roommates panties to jerk off with.
that shit is hot.
Tell too please. I have a cousin that wants to fuck now and need the stories.
Only a couple of weeks but holy fuck have we ever been joking/flirting around about sex lately. She's coming over to my place tomorrow so who knows what'll happen
for example, she jokingly said "Fuck you" and I said "Where and when?" and she said "My place, now" anyway it's going well
my older sister wanted my dick when i was in high school. never told anyone.
also she would invite girl friends of hers over and they would try and talk to me and get to know me. she stopped bringing them over. i also dressed fresh as fuck back then.
i've banged more middle-aged women than females my age. the connection is easier and less of an emotional investment for me. this is a secret cause when i tell people they usually think i'm full of shit.
i beat off once a week. recently i get sex maybe twice a week at most. i find this adequate.
another secret of mine i can think of is after i cum i usually lose interest.
when i am walking and someone wants to fight me (common in my city) sometimes i don't feel anything, when i should be feeling angry. i don't think this is normal.
twice i have beat off on a school bus back in middle school and came on the seat in front of me. moved seats both times and i don't think everyone knew what cum looked or smelled like at that age.
a friend left her panties over and i found them when i was doing laundry. washed them and never gave them back i kept them as a memento.
You're doing the world a service. We're overpopulated
Post panties user.
i sometimes wish of dropping everything and just wandering.
I've told my stories here before and screencapped them so here's one
and the other
I keep her under my bed
i remember being 12. congrats.
kek
thank you
I hate my friends and their lives. Always talking about houses , lawns and kids. Boring fucks.
I still browse Sup Forums.
How old were you guys when these happened?
:O
lmao jsut fugg me up fam :------DD
Her 9
Me 13
My 5 yo niece wanted candy but she couldnt have any because it was close to bedtime. She then started to unzip my pants. I told her what is she doing. She told me she does this to daddy every time for candy because daddy said shed get candy if she did it.. dont know what to do..
fair enough.
get the kid candy, duh.
old enough to know better.
you are not me faggot. proof
Report to police. I'm not sure what you can do without proof but it's worth the effort. Could save the kid
I raped a girl of her virginity when i was 21 and she was 19
I might have a half chinese baby somewhere in hong kong
Obvious samefag
Faggot quit pretending to be me.
Thats the thing.. he is an officer himself..
I was warned by my ex wife when we separated that i would never fully ever commit to another woman as she felt I had been with her. 6 months later I feel she is right as I am blowing through them and being disposable with them. I do not have the balls to tell she was right.
I'm 19 my cousins 18. She's a solid 8.5/10. What was yours? I'm trying to weigh my odds here
I am happily married. No, really! My wife is a cute 8/10. But I have a friend that is an 11/10, she's the most crazy hot beautiful woman I've seen. Think mix Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johansson with a bit of Taylor Swift and I really want to fuck her. I think my friend is a little into me but that way girls are where they kind of like you but wouldn't touch you with a 10' pole for real :/