All euros post yfw waking up to Mexico 7-0 and USA 4-0

All euros post yfw waking up to Mexico 7-0 and USA 4-0

eu passport carrier here

enjoyable desu. gives me something fun to read while i'm eating my porridge.

jajajaja el justo

> porridge
good lad

Enjoy being raped by Spain, friend!
Enjoy being raped by Abdul, friend!

>sadfred face

meant to quote, still a bit sleepy

Your cunt didn't even qualify for your federation's equivalent. Not sure whom you're laughing at, Jaan van ip joek deFriegerstaadstedtdenbeerk

>all these Muslim countries waking up now

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>eating paki dick
>not thanking america for leftover freedoms

soccer is a game reserved for retards and 12 year old girls

this

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Shouldn't you guys be praying towards Mecca or raping children or something

For someone that doesn't care you are well informed
cleetus billybob

I mean, I know they like their high scoring sports over there but damn.

embarrassing

Good morning Europe.
>This website

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Bantz

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Eh at least we didn't lose to a shitty has-been of a country like Chile. Mexico will take that loss forever, nobody with any real brain cells gave the USA a chance tonight. However I'm super happy Spain got BTFO by Croatia earlier.

I don't know why any europoor other than germany is laughing, they're the only good team in eurocuckland.

>be Yuropoor
>wake up, shoo away the rats and cockroaches which have been nibbling on your flesh during the night
>immediately begin to shitpost on Sup Forums instead of praising Allah
>he forgot it was Ramadan
>his neighbors report him to one of the many Sharia patrols roaming the streets
>10 lashings

>4-0

Hahahahaha, inb4 yanks say they never cared.

>Not qualifying over teams like Russia, Ukraine, and Iceland

We don't care about you.

Pretty sure Argentina would whoop England's ass as well.

blame my retarded FA, a bunch of injuries and the worst luck

It's really too bad, I would have rooted for you guys over anyone but Iceland

aside from Argentina there is literally no relevant football team from outside of europe

You guys had better stop bullying us, before we report you to the EU Internet Police and you're sent off to "Reeducation Camp"

>it's an American ""bantz"" episode
I can't remember the last time I read a good burn made by a burgerstanian

Please yuro friends, don't bully murrika, they tried very hard, there's no need to embarass them further.

rude

>inb4 we were only pretending

We'll be relevent by the next world cup

Columbia and Chile are pretty damn good, I would favor those two and Argentina over pretty much any euro country at the moment

How's China been doing lately?

so the euro cup must be really fucking boring, at least usa did a good job with copa america

Well, aside from you there is no relevant yuropoor team.

So, wanna make our own WC? We can host it on uruguay, they won't mind.

We deserve it, it's legitimately the worst I've seen us play. We looked like children.

> a game for faggots
> we sent real men

how many dicks is messi sucking right now?

lol, why?

Thanks, texas

>7-1

Well you lost to a shitty has-been country called Vietnam and you'll take that loss forever.

Mamma mia I eats-a la pizza bippity boppity boo! Spaghetti spaghetti I'm drowning in debtti!

thanks family, i have some faith for qualifying for next world cup. It's not going to be easy though

I'm now hoping we lose to colombia so we get a chance to btfo your sorry ass NT. Mexico at least tried for a while. Your NT didn't. Pic related

Stop it, user. You're making us look bad.

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>lost

No Paco we didn't lose

Because England, France, Italy, and Spain are all god awful and the rest of Europe still gets beaten by them. I would probably only favor Germany over any of those countries, maybe Italy if Messi or someone gets Rekt though

seems good to me, we could play 11 games and one rule should be, to make things interesting, that there is always another player in goal

But they're not god awful at all. And Spain and France are better than Italy.

And >YOU lost to Croatia yesterday, sort of like how >YOU lost against the Umayyad Caliphate and got Moor'd. But hey, nobody's perfect! :^)

My grandad fucked your grandma after his tank rolled through Italy.

>she gave it up for a candy bar

You can do it, I am Second generation Dutch on my fathers side so I have a reason to root for you. Just don't let Turkey beat you next time.

>this flag
>this topic

Literally watch some Euro games, you're embarrassing

Fuck you

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>Because England, France, Italy, and Spain are all god awful
You may post in this thread ONLY if your national team has won a world cup within the last 10 years.
Not so fast, amerilards

Why not every time someone scores we rotate GKs?

That's the most buttmad """""banter""""" I've ever read, get out of my spee

Just woke up.

0-4 isnt bad consider Argentina made the WC finals.

Our team is barely ro32 material.

Fuck off italy, you scumbags. Zidane should've won in 2006.

>four nill

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

Burgers BTFO thier own tournament

brilliant 2bh

Take a chill pill pepper pal, even without Vidal I think you guys are going on to the final. The rematch will happen and it will be for the benefit of the tournament.

Did your national team make it out of the group stages?

Frenchman is salty cause no history beyond snails.

Yes, I'm not irish

Chill out amigo

that makes two of us

so... does that mean

pure european criminal blood here
>mfw

You got out of there just in time, mate

>Concacrap

You are honestly such anfaggotnigfer

>US4

Fucking kek

Don't listen to any of them Cleetus, we still have each other

>this mega salt

who even expected us to win? There's nothing to bantz about other than us ONLY losing by 4

We are committed to putting an end to low scoring football. We sacrificed ourselves for the good of the sport. Your euro faggots should learn a thing or two or four from our example and follow suit.

I predicted the USA to lose 3-1. I'm a little more concerned with the fact that they didn't have a single fucking shot on goal...

Burgers fucking raging ITT

Mexifats took their 7up better desu

We're doing it for affect

It's more entertaining for everyone if we act bootyblasted

Quit being such a cuck

Speaking of anfaggotnigfers

Somewhat good in club football, they are investing big and are getting results (well, mostly Guanshou evergrande).

Ntional team is awful, way behind Australia and Japan as it is.

Wtf are you even saying, moron?

>amerifats

We know you're one of us, private.

I don't think cuckposters are legally allowed to call people morons.

fuck off yuros, what did we do to you?

we've never ever messed with you and don't bother other countries, leave us alone

>gaijin
>making fun of anyone

have you seen the form we've been on, struggling before even the final stage of world cup qualifying

It's shocking that we made the semis. But man, that performance against argentina was still embarrassing. Literally could not control the ball, they looked like fucking headless chickens out there. fucking bradley and wondolowski looked like they forgot how their legs functioned.

I'm stationed in Asia too!

Google his wife