Alright roody-poos. Stop being candy-asss. Shits about to get newt gingrich!!!!

Alright roody-poos. Stop being candy-asss. Shits about to get newt gingrich!!!!
>noko

Faggot.

Go back to school.

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Stop posting gay shit like this. Or not, I'm not your dad. I can hit you like your dad though.

Newfag

OP should an hero

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A or An - you missed it

I remember when captcha didn't have pictures!

I've been here forever and yada yada blah blah blah

goatse

JAPanimation

I remember when this was new.

You're incompetent. This new captcha was introduced merely months ago. Go into settings and change your captcha to Legacy, and then lurk more, faggot.

I was here since 2006 when 4 chan started

I remember there were all these banana pictures and threads about ladies with penises.

I hate all of you

new fag been lurking though

I was going to post candle ja

>yay its summer the newfag police is here
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What year was Cracky-Chan / Habbo Hotel Raiding in vogue?

I can't even remember how long I've been here for.

>4 chan

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easy

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fagforcing was always for fags

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i'd say checked

wew lad, glad I missed that, it sounds shite.

Are we going to talk about candle jack and finger boxes?

>Tumblr

2006fag reporting in. My bookmarks to Sup Forums refer to img. Any other ancientfags here?

Nostalgia.
The first posts ever on Sup Forums

Shut up you peice of shit

I H
H L

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Underage and b&

How come when I bookmark a thread I like it's gone the next day?

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itty bitty babby

Do you even vape fam

not

soup Sup Forums

>oldfag
>noko in 2k16
pick one

Animutations.

I remember back when Moot would personally give you a hand job every time you got trips.

why can't I see the threads i start

Can an oldfag bestow upon a newfag, the power of a non-lopsided triforce?
I stand with humility before your wisdom.

fuck this thread
Fuck this site
You're all pedophiles

Epic Fail Guy. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Then you'll love this classic.

This shit again

how do i make an account here? haven't figured it out over all the years.

I was here when Snacks was a mod.

Remember when Sup Forums was good?

#fortune

kek
(You X 2)

When I started here, everything was a cuck or beta. Never did find out what that meant.

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Was on Sup Forums before Captcha was faggot. Get this shit outta here.

Sup Forums was never good

Sup Forums was always cancer you ignorant swine.

everything i say is a lie

Pool's closed.

I remember when people almost always commented with an image attached to their post and nobody was nice to anyone. No one ever tried to talk someone out of suicide

no

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

I tried to figure out, but my body started red shifting then faded out of existence.

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kek

We still do all that shit, just at certain times of day and we don't tell the newfags that we're doing it in /k/.

How does one transcend from newfagdom to oldfagdom?

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Grandfather paradox: You travel back in time and kill your grandfather before he conceives one of your parents, which precludes your own conception and, therefore, you couldn't go back in time and kill your grandfather

You have to double fistfuck a loli in the ass while holding two grapefruits, get caught in the act, then suicide by cop reaching for you dick. GTFO Nigger.

By acquiring one of these bad boys

i was born before man walked on the moon - also I remember smoking on airplanes

this post used to be how everyone would reply to that fag

I was here before WEBMs and during newtgingrich, and I was here before Sup Forums was shit. Oh wait.

Was anyone else here when pic related occured?

>70+ replies
>ctrl+f no desu
Desu.

>Hail Inglip

If I call out a post by saying "It sure is summer...", or "Summer fag", that makes me an old fag, right?

> pic related

i know the differance between your and you're

You cant even candle jack correctly plus that shit isn't re

An ancient chinese fleshlight?

I'm not making this faggy thread

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Obvious newfag move. Oldfags wait for this kind of slip up then pick you apart for it, sort of like now assclown.

get in here, the people's champions

>your
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Fucking neck yourself.

Damn duckroll. It has been some time.

hilarious and original

>too
Fuckerdy fuckfuck

^fgsfds

This is now a candle jack thre

I'll suck your cock!

Uh oh, did someone say, Spiderman?

%triforce

Nobody ever walked on the moon, and airplanes are a myth.

Go KYS and be a misinformed little niggerfaggot in hell.